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  • father Wilders
    Unsaved trash
    • Mar 2009
    • 9

    #1

    Easter is NOT about painting and hiding cooked chicken eggs

    Period!!
    God is a fantasy, Jesus was Adolf Hitler alike, making lots of people following him by brainwash
  • Pastor Isaac Peters
    Senior Pastor
    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
    Always Biblically correct
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 10639

    #2
    Re: easter is about painting and hiding cooked chicken eggs

    Nonsense. Easter commemorates Christ's resurrection and thus the completion of God's temporary sacrifice of Himself to Himself to give Himself permission to avert His own wrath. The fact that the devil pre-stole the date to create a pagan festival of fertility worship does not change that basic principle.
    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #3
      Re: easter is about painting and hiding cooked chicken eggs

      That doesn't mean that you can't have fun painting eggs!


      These eggs may not be the most colorful of the bunch, but they're a surprise to find. I tell the kids that they're eggs that I gathered from Eagles' nests.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • father Wilders
        Unsaved trash
        • Mar 2009
        • 9

        #4
        Re: easter is about painting and hiding cooked chicken eggs

        Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
        Nonsense. Easter commemorates Christ's resurrection and thus the completion of God's temporary sacrifice of Himself to Himself to give Himself permission to avert His own wrath. The fact that the devil pre-stole the date to create a pagan festival of fertility worship does not change that basic principle.

        So you actually have time to respond to my message, you idiot!! ban me motherfucker!!!
        God is a fantasy, Jesus was Adolf Hitler alike, making lots of people following him by brainwash

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        • Bobby-Joe
          Landover Security Superviser
          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 18405

          #5
          Re: easter is about painting and hiding cooked chicken eggs

          Originally posted by father Wilders View Post
          So you actually have time to respond to my message, you idiot!! ban me motherpiffleer!!!
          How about you step away from the computer you Dutch fool? Don't you have some Muslim Emigrants to go kiss ass on?

          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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          Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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          • Pastor Isaac Peters
            Senior Pastor
            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
            Always Biblically correct
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 10639

            #6
            Re: easter is about painting and hiding cooked chicken eggs

            Originally posted by father Wilders View Post
            So you actually have time to respond to my message, you idiot!! ban me motherpiffleer!!!
            I've already answered that.
            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

            Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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            • Eugene Hackwith
              Farmer for Christ™
              True Christian™
              • Jan 2008
              • 736

              #7
              Re: easter is about painting and hiding cooked chicken eggs

              Today holidays are all about the children. Everything is about the children, which is why we're seeing generation after generation of spoiled brats.

              Little kids need to start associating the holidays with Jesus Christ, their savior, and not some bunny rabbit!
              A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!

              Psalm 139:19-20
              Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
              For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.

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              • ChristianInNC
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Mar 2009
                • 247

                #8
                Re: easter is about painting and hiding cooked chicken eggs

                Originally posted by father Wilders View Post
                So you actually have time to respond to my message, you idiot!! ban me motherpiffleer!!!
                Mother what? Is that an English word? If you welcome a ban, why not just leave?
                Repent, the Kingdom of God is near & He only fires ONE warning shot! Consider LBC your warning!

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                • Nurse Clampett
                  Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                  Forum Member
                  • Jan 2009
                  • 974

                  #9
                  Re: easter is about painting and hiding cooked chicken eggs

                  Originally posted by Eugene Hackwith View Post
                  Today holidays are all about the children. Everything is about the children, which is why we're seeing generation after generation of spoiled brats.

                  Little kids need to start associating the holidays with Jesus Christ, their savior, and not some bunny rabbit!
                  My little Zeb once asked me about getting a basket from the Easter bunny. I gave him a basket full of sweet bunnies, and then made him butcher the lot of them. Sure he hasn't spoken a word in the ensuing five years, and he does tend to be twitchy at times, but he no longer associates Easter with nymphomaniac vermin.
                  Praise!
                  Luke 5:31
                  And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                  • ChristianInNC
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2009
                    • 247

                    #10
                    Re: easter is about painting and hiding cooked chicken eggs

                    Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
                    My little Zeb once asked me about getting a basket from the Easter bunny. I gave him a basket full of sweet bunnies, and then made him butcher the lot of them. Sure he hasn't spoken a word in the ensuing five years, and he does tend to be twitchy at times, but he no longer associates Easter with nymphomaniac vermin.
                    Praise!
                    Now here we have a wonderful example of a Christian mother! Praise!!!
                    Repent, the Kingdom of God is near & He only fires ONE warning shot! Consider LBC your warning!

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