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  • Miss Hikari
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • May 2007
    • 372

    #61
    Re: Explain of easter please

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    Did you just say you think there's over 25000 Belgian jellybeans in that thing?
    No. I said there were around 2500, with one-tenth of one in there. I know I'm over, by a lot, (doing it on purpose). But still, it's fun to put random guesses.

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    • Glendora Christianson
      Spiritual Mother of LBC
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 2329

      #62
      Re: Explain of easter please

      Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post


      how many jelly bean are in jar?






      whoever answer is most close win easter Sunday date with me!!!!! (if is lady anything goes if guy nothing below belt)
      333
      Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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      • Sister Isabella
        Unsaved trash
         
        • Mar 2008
        • 63

        #63
        Re: Explain of easter please

        455.

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        • Hitoshi
          Professor of Engrish
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 446

          #64
          Re: Explain of easter please

          Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
          333
          okay correct answer is 337 so funny hair lady is big winner!!

          easter Sunday date itinerary okay

          12 clock - 1:00...fancy red lobster lunch (share of crab cake appetizer and one basket popcorn shrimp).

          1:00 - 1:30...intimate walk and talk (we are walk and talk and get know each other).




          1:30 - ?...twister (is total my favorite game!!)




          congratulation lucky winner!!!

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748

            #65
            Re: Explain of easter please

            I get it; the jelly beans never get counted, and Hitoshi gets to pick whichever number he wants and pick his own date. Tricky!!
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • Old Man Hatchet
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              World's Greatest Father and Grandfather
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 2084

              #66
              Re: Explain of easter please

              Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
              Your picture does no justice to Glendora's hair. It is not the unkempt, unsightly, towering pile that you depict; rather, it shines like the morning sun and looks as if Jesus Himself has styled it--which, of course, He hasn't, because He's not gay.



              The itinerary for your date has been simplified, Niphead. You may treat Mrs. Christianson to a "fancy red robster runch" along with Mr. Christianson.



              Make sure you tip twenty percent, you yellow fiend.

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              • SUV
                True Christian™ Princess
                The Driving Force behind RA12
                Have at it, anytime!
                • Sep 2006
                • 11027

                #67
                Re: Explain of easter please




                So it's the Freewheelin' Hitonme" is it now?

                Unhand Sister Taffy immediately, you sex fiend!!!

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                • JennyD
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Sweet Placid Sister
                  Forum Member
                  • Dec 2007
                  • 9567

                  #68
                  Re: Explain of easter please

                  Excuse me, Hitoshi, I believe you've forgotten one of the guesses.

                  Considering MRS. Christianson is married, you may have a better (and less costly) time with the REAL winner, Sister Victory.

                  Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                  I guess 336 jelly beans. I do hope I haven't gone over!
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                  • Daisy Mae Johnson
                    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15708

                    #69
                    Re: Explain of easter please

                    Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                    Excuse me, Hitoshi, I believe you've forgotten one of the guesses.

                    Considering MRS. Christianson is married, you may have a better (and less costly) time with the REAL winner, Sister Victory.
                    I agree with Sister Jenny.

                    I'm not so sure about the less costly part though. I have seen Sister Victory pack it away at our potlucks. Bless her precious heart.
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                    • Glendora Christianson
                      Spiritual Mother of LBC
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 2329

                      #70
                      Re: Explain of easter please

                      Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
                      okay correct answer is 337 so funny hair lady is big winner!!

                      easter Sunday date itinerary okay
                      congratulation lucky winner!!!

                      So, big lunch at Red Lobster (I'm thinking of Neptune's Platter and a couple of Cape Cods on the rocks, Elmer will have a Jack and Coke and will probably order King Crab legs with a 9oz fillet on the side).

                      Then, Hitoshi helps Elmer and Glendora Program new DVR (is Sony not Samsung!) and learn how to use Satellite TV remote controller.

                      Then, at a very respectable hour, Hitoshi goes home with a dozen fresh Snickerdoodles.
                      Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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                      • Roberta
                        Anti La Leche League Organizer
                        True Christian™
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 1817

                        #71
                        Re: Explain of easter please

                        I am very anxious to find out how the "date" worked out. Who was the wucky wady (or is it rucky rady)?
                        Come climb my mountains.

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                        • JennyD
                          Honorary True Christian™
                          Sweet Placid Sister
                          Forum Member
                          • Dec 2007
                          • 9567

                          #72
                          Re: Explain of easter please

                          Originally posted by Roberta View Post
                          I am very anxious to find out how the "date" worked out. Who was the wucky wady (or is it rucky rady)?
                          Yes, did Sister Victory Over Sex get the prize she actually won, or did Hirotchi still attempt to molest Mrs. Christianson? And did Mr. Christianson shoot him?

                          Inquiring minds want to know!
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                          • Hitoshi
                            Professor of Engrish
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 446

                            #73
                            Re: Explain of easter please

                            okay nothing was happen. Glendorie cristononson was not respond until easter sunday evening...AFTER date was schedule! total ridiculous! I am have team of lawyer ready for sue her for breach of contract. also my team of lawyer are advise for sue old Hatchet for this

                            http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showp...63&postcount=5

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                            • JennyD
                              Honorary True Christian™
                              Sweet Placid Sister
                              Forum Member
                              • Dec 2007
                              • 9567

                              #74
                              Re: Explain of easter please

                              Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
                              okay nothing was happen. Glendorie cristononson was not respond until easter sunday evening...AFTER date was schedule! total ridiculous!
                              A shame you didn't take the real winner, Sister Victory, out for the evening.
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