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  • #16
    Re: Easter Contest! Best Caption Wins an Easter Ham!

    Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
    Best Caption wins an Easter Ham medal!




    Good luck and remember JESUS is watching you.
    He Has Risen
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
      Best Caption wins an Easter Ham medal!




      Good luck and remember JESUS is watching you.
      Without Jesus you are but an empty shell.
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      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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      • #18
        Re: Easter Contest! Best Caption Wins an Easter Ham!

        This could have been a chicken!
        (Sponsored by the GOP)
        Come climb my mountains.

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        • #19
          Re: Easter Contest! Best Caption Wins an Easter Ham!

          Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
          Best Caption wins an Easter Ham medal!




          Good luck and remember JESUS is watching you.
          Just to be clear, is the prize a Hamite or a ham?

          Servant Herbert.

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          • #20
            Re: Easter Contest! Best Caption Wins an Easter Ham!

            NO JELLY BEANS FOR YOU!!!
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            • #21
              Re: Easter Contest! Best Caption Wins an Easter Ham!

              Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post



              "Your eternal salvation is no shell game. Accept Jesus or the yolks on you!"




              Bless you, my future ham sender,
              Father Mo



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              A Cardinal in the making.

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              • #22
                Re: Easter Contest! Best Caption Wins an Easter Ham!

                Daisy, you can simply order me a spiral cut Virgnia ham and I'll pick it up, no need to ship it.
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • #23
                  Re: Easter Contest! Best Caption Wins an Easter Ham!

                  Originally posted by no father of mine View Post
                  "Your eternal salvation is no shell game. Accept Jesus or the yolks on you!"




                  Bless you, my future ham sender,
                  Father Mo



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                  Indeed. You have to accept Jesus (not Mary!) to be saved.

                  Bless you, my future ex-Catholic.
                  This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                  Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                  • #24
                    Re: Easter Contest! Best Caption Wins an Easter Ham!

                    Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
                    "Your eternal salvation is no shell game. Accept Jesus or the yolks on you!"
                    For once we are in agreement, Mr. Maurice (I think) (am still pondering if there's a snide, heretical joke in there)

                    Maybe the caption could be:

                    "You Have to Break a Few Eggs to be a True Christian(tm)"

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                    • #25
                      Re: Easter Contest! Best Caption Wins an Easter Ham!

                      Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                      Daisy, you can simply order me a spiral cut Virgnia ham and I'll pick it up, no need to ship it.
                      Just a word of warning about those sprial sliced hams. When we lived in the city I used to buy one from our Honeybaked Ham store. (Mods pleasse remove the actual name of the store if those satanic lawyers they use would say that this is slander) I didn't think that it would be owned by the athiestic jews and catholics, but it was. I PRAYED for forgivness from CHRIST, and I know I've received it, but I also must warn others.

                      Our local HoneyBaked Ham store was owned by jews and catholics! They even hired lesbians to work there! It is not a place to buy food for a CHRISTIAN family!!

                      Also, I wouldn't buy any spiral sliced anything. The spiral is a pagan symbol. I wouldn't want it on my food!

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                      • #26
                        Re: Easter Contest! Best Caption Wins an Easter Ham!

                        Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                        Best Caption wins an Easter Ham medal!




                        Good luck and remember JESUS is watching you.
                        An Easter ham medal??


                        "Happy Easter! You have this many chances left to permanently abandon your life of sin before I kill you and drop-kick you into My Lake of Fire. Is it 2? Or is it 1? Better ask yourself, punk . . . Do I feel lucky?"

                        "It was supposed to be 3 days, but I couldn't wait to give you the gift of Salvation!"

                        "This many George Carlin jokes crack Me up."

                        "TXTNG U MY <3: KJV1611 :)"

                        "GOT MY TXT? KJV! <3"
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • #27
                          Re: Easter Contest! Best Caption Wins an Easter Ham!

                          The Son Also Rises

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                          • #28
                            Re: Easter Contest! Best Caption Wins an Easter Ham!

                            Salvation is not as easy as pulling an Easter bunny out of a hat. Live your KJV!
                            II Kings 2:23-24: 23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. 24And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

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                            • #29
                              Re: Easter Contest! Best Caption Wins an Easter Ham!

                              "I'm back!"
                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                              • #30
                                Re: Easter Contest! Best Caption Wins an Easter Ham!

                                And the WINNER IS.........


                                Brother Rodimer for this winning entry!


                                Fantastic Brother!



                                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post



                                "I'm back!"

                                Please enjoy your Easter Ham Medal and

                                A YEAR'S SUPPLY OF HONEY BAKED HAMS - Courtesty of Landover Baptist Church!

                                ENJOY!
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