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  • Deaner
    Christ's Love Messenger
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 5932

    #46
    Re: I'm pink therefore I am spam

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Sorry, we don't allow 13 year olds to post on God's favorite forum. come back if Jesus lets you live long enough to see 18.
    Damn it; thirteen?? She would have made somebody a great wife if we could have turned her to Christ.

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    • Iiwategtnac
      Unsaved Trash uppity nigra buck
      Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
      • Jul 2008
      • 20

      #47
      Re: I'm pink therefore I am spam

      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
      Oh, we read KJV1611 - in your institution what do the "normal folk" read?
      Like I said a page back, normal people don't read bibles that promote violence towards one's wife nor does it promote racism.

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      • Deaner
        Christ's Love Messenger
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 5932

        #48
        Re: I'm pink therefore I am spam

        Originally posted by Iiwategtnac View Post
        Like I said a page back, normal people don't read bibles that promote violence towards one's wife nor does it promote racism.
        Then they're not reading Bibles brown-face. Seeing as you know so much about Biblical knowledge, what does the Bible say about women being subservient to men? I will tell you if you can't read.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #49
          Re: I'm pink therefore I am spam

          Originally posted by Gregg the Troll View Post
          Its mean spirited for me to say piffle but when you say nigger and promote beating your wife its ok. How do you guys come up with the idea that Jesus spoke English. Lets throw some facts down. America (the country we live in) is a lil over 200 years old. 200 years of developing a language slightly different and more suiting than our founders (the British). The British/English language has been around for about 900 - 1100 years. Jesus is about 2000 years old.
          God gave us the Holy KJV1611 Bible in anticipation of the pilgrims leaving England and establishing His favorite country (America!). He knows all and sees all. And God wants us to be richly rewarded for our faith.

          2 Samuel 22:21
          The LORD rewarded me according to my righteousness: according to the cleanness of my hands hath he recompensed me.

          2 Chronicles 15:7
          Be ye strong therefore, and let not your hands be weak: for your work shall be rewarded.

          Psalm 31:23
          O love the LORD, all ye his saints: for the LORD preserveth the faithful, and plentifully rewardeth the proud doer.
          The United States is the single most powerful and wealthy nation in the world.


          Case closed.

          Originally posted by Gregg the Troll View Post
          Need I say more?

          Yes, you need to apologize to Jesus and repent of your demon worshiping ways, boy. I'll bet you're a damned queer to boot.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Iiwategtnac
            Unsaved Trash uppity nigra buck
            Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
            • Jul 2008
            • 20

            #50
            Re: I'm pink therefore I am spam

            Originally posted by Deaner View Post
            Then they're not reading Bibles brown-face. Seeing as you know so much about Biblical knowledge, what does the Bible say about women being subservient to men? I will tell you if you can't read.
            No I don't recall the bible talking about beating your wife, but sure go ahead.

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            • Deaner
              Christ's Love Messenger
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 5932

              #51
              Re: I'm pink therefore I am spam

              Originally posted by Iiwategtnac View Post
              No I don't recall the bible talking about beating your wife, but sure go ahead.
              The Bible doesn't say anything about smoking crack or having man on man sex in bus stop washrooms. Is that ok then?

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              • Gregg the Troll
                Unsaved Trash, demon possessed
                Under Investigation
                • Jul 2008
                • 20

                #52
                Re: I'm pink therefore I am spam

                Well pastor I do respect you more than the fellow modder Deaner as you try to "enlighten" the situation but that doesn't explain how this "bible" came into being. Also America is about 3 trillion dollars in debt, mostly to China. How are we rich? We are about to hit a depression as well... This nation is slowly dieing. Instead of using God to fix all the sulotions or blaming other ppl why not hit the corps that promote such things. Anyone has the capacity to be insane, greed, and destroy. I see white greed mongering morons running everything. Create your own industry and beat the system. I see you guys are doing nothing to help the material world.

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                • Gregg the Troll
                  Unsaved Trash, demon possessed
                  Under Investigation
                  • Jul 2008
                  • 20

                  #53
                  Re: I'm pink therefore I am spam

                  Also Deaner your bible may not approve of such man on man actions or abusing your temple. I know your scriptures better than you... sad. It doesn't promote violence hence do unto others. Such as beating your wife...

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                  • Iiwategtnac
                    Unsaved Trash uppity nigra buck
                    Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                    • Jul 2008
                    • 20

                    #54
                    Re: I'm pink therefore I am spam

                    Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                    The Bible doesn't say anything about smoking crack or having man on man sex in bus stop washrooms. Is that ok then?
                    Are you dense friend?

                    I was wondering if your KJV said anything about beating women, but if thats just your own doing then your a sick individual.

                    And we go from wives to talking about man on man sex and smoking crack? Um you okay champ?

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                    • Gregg the Troll
                      Unsaved Trash, demon possessed
                      Under Investigation
                      • Jul 2008
                      • 20

                      #55
                      Re: I'm pink therefore I am spam

                      Why do you alter the things I say. This is exactly what they did to the bible.

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                      • Deaner
                        Christ's Love Messenger
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 5932

                        #56
                        Re: I'm pink therefore I am spam

                        Originally posted by Gregg the Troll View Post
                        I know your scriptures better than you... sad. It doesn't promote violence hence do unto others. Such as beating your wife...
                        You're a liar and a fraud. You didn't even know about the verse telling women to submit to their husbands. And where did I say the Bible said anything about men beating wives??

                        You accuse us of all kinds of things yet you practice your own form of propaganda and deceit. You engage in all of the things you judge us for. Go get me the verse right now smart-ass. And while your at it, go get me the one on what God has to say about homosexuals. One more thing, do you think God would threaten to make you eat one of your family members? I can find all those in less than a minute. You know them better so I'm expecting a reply quicker than that.

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                        • Deaner
                          Christ's Love Messenger
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 5932

                          #57
                          Re: I'm pink therefore I am spam

                          Originally posted by Iiwategtnac View Post
                          Are you dense friend?
                          Absolutely not. Do you think I'd spend all day here preaching the Word of God and not know what I'm talking about? You're the one who's dense; and you have no idea just how dense you are.

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                          • Gregg the Troll
                            Unsaved Trash, demon possessed
                            Under Investigation
                            • Jul 2008
                            • 20

                            #58
                            Re: I'm pink therefore I am spam

                            Deaner, you are going around in circles. You forget things to easy. You have contradicted yourself quite a few times already. And where the hell do you get off about this propaganda and deceit speech? If I may I would like to show you your propaganda and deceit. Its easy to find.

                            Step 1. Go to this site http://www.landoverbaptist.net

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                            • Deaner
                              Christ's Love Messenger
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 5932

                              #59
                              Re: I'm pink therefore I am spam

                              Originally posted by Gregg the Troll View Post
                              It doesn't promote violence
                              Har, har, har!

                              Ok Mr. Bible Scholar, I've got one more for you. I want the chapter and verse and also what Jesus says after this direct quote...

                              "Think not that I am come to send peace on earth..."

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                              • VictoryOS
                                True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                                 
                                • Dec 2007
                                • 5388

                                #60
                                Re: I'm pink therefore I am spam

                                Originally posted by Iiwategtnac View Post
                                One rule I will set is not calling me friend, thats borderline creepy and not needed at the moment.
                                Originally posted by Iiwategtnac View Post
                                Are you dense friend?
                                You can't even play by your own rules! Why can't you see that satan has taken control of your mind?
                                Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                                in 2016

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