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  • Gregg the Troll
    Unsaved Trash, demon possessed
    Under Investigation
    • Jul 2008
    • 20

    #1

    I'm pink therefore I am spam

    I am New Age
    I am Wicca
    I am Christian
    I am Buddha
    I am Judaism
    I am Hinduism
    I am Jainism
    I am Sikhism
    I am Confucius through the new and old
    I am Taoism
    I am the Akan, Ashanti, Bδn, and Pawnee
    I am the ∞
    I am Egypt
    I am Celt, Roman, Slav, and Greek
    I am the sight of Mystics
    I am Voodoo
    I am Kulam
    I am Phoenix
    I am displeased with your work
    I am god and we have talked about your work. Myself and God have no love for the path you have chosen. You will not be allowed to enter the realm of Deva and Brahma. Consider this a message from Lord. Your messages of hate and discrimination is the very own image of the anti-christ. The amount of persons you spout at include Jesus himself with a tint of his skin you would so much die if you could comprehend it anymore than the nothingness you already know.
  • eliot mayfield
    God Squad
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 9324

    #2
    Re: I think therefore I am

    I thought this map would help:
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    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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    • eliot mayfield
      God Squad
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 9324

      #3
      Re: I think therefore I am

      And you need to think what will happen to number one in number two when Satan gets you!
      Matthew:
      5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
      5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
      10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
      10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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      • Pastor Isaac Peters
        Senior Pastor
        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
        Always Biblically correct
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 10639

        #4
        Re: I think therefore I am

        Now that you're done with that, shouldn't you do your geometry homework?
        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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        • Gregg the Troll
          Unsaved Trash, demon possessed
          Under Investigation
          • Jul 2008
          • 20

          #5
          Re: I'm pink therefore I am spam

          I see your blindness has reached a point that you rely on lower forms of communication. You cannot have a conversation without creating such vulgar images and words. Your ways of reaching out and oppression against others are not working, false if you will.

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          • Ezekiel Bathfire
            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
            Christ's Rottweiler
             
            • Jan 2008
            • 22892

            #6
            Re: I'm pink therefore I am spam

            ?
            Last edited by Ezekiel Bathfire; 09-04-2008, 04:54 PM.
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            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

            Author of such illuminating essays as,
            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • Gregg the Troll
              Unsaved Trash, demon possessed
              Under Investigation
              • Jul 2008
              • 20

              #7
              Re: I'm pink therefore I am spam

              If only you sub-creatures could put up a halfway decent argument defending yourself. Pity...

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              • Bobby-Joe
                Landover Security Superviser
                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 18405

                #8
                Re: I'm pink therefore I am spam

                Originally posted by Thor153 View Post
                If only you sub-creatures could put up a halfway decent argument defending yourself. Pity...
                Listen pal, can it with high and mighty talk. We Christians know better than to go listing to some guy who wanders in from the desert claiming to be a god.

                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                • Gregg the Troll
                  Unsaved Trash, demon possessed
                  Under Investigation
                  • Jul 2008
                  • 20

                  #9
                  Re: I'm pink therefore I am spam

                  Don't call me pal, friend. Your whole ideals are based on being high and mighty towards anything non-white, non-baptist, and non-American. Must I remind you that the true language of the lord is Aramaic. To make a point you cultist listen to the word of a bleeding Aramaic speaking, Hebrew raced, Jewish dead man. Then going even further you read the book which was rewritten approximately 2364x by Catholics, Islamic, Hebrews, Latins, and other sorts of cultures you don't believe can have any place in heaven. Then after being rewritten, changed to fit Catholic rules, and also mis-written (meaning written to fit someone elses views or accidental sides notes were intregrated into the scripture). All of this was written by hand of course. When King James gotten hold of his very own copy he himself had rewritten it. I must say that God will rewrite the scripture but no one will listen or cultist like yourself prevent such new scriptures from being released.

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                  • Nobar King
                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                    Christ's Guardian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 23748

                    #10
                    Re: I'm pink therefore I am spam

                    How old are you, boy? Fourteen?
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • Iiwategtnac
                      Unsaved Trash uppity nigra buck
                      Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                      • Jul 2008
                      • 20

                      #11
                      Re: I'm pink therefore I am spam

                      How messed up are you guys on here? Very?

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                      • Gregg the Troll
                        Unsaved Trash, demon possessed
                        Under Investigation
                        • Jul 2008
                        • 20

                        #12
                        Re: I'm pink therefore I am spam

                        You honestly believe a 14 year old can come up with such complex points of views. I see your paradox you have created, you fear the truth so you hide in your lies, deceit, and hell. This brings me to my next point. How old are the moderators. You smell as if you are all in the 7th grade. Filthy little boys with a granted knowledge in the false scriptures. You changed the name of the title of this topic, childish. You completely miss points that others give you, childish. "My hair is a bird... your argument is invalid", childish. You have nothing to prove and nothing useful to say. What are you trying to prove. I have brought the attention of a few of you. NONE of you had any valid point to make. My name is Greg and I am 45.

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                        • Deaner
                          Christ's Love Messenger
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 5932

                          #13
                          Re: I'm pink therefore I am spam

                          Originally posted by Iiwategtnac View Post
                          How messed up are you guys on here? Very?
                          We're messed up?????


                          I am New Age
                          I am Wicca
                          I am Christian
                          I am Buddha
                          I am Judaism
                          I am Hinduism
                          I am Jainism
                          I am Sikhism
                          I am Confucius through the new and old
                          I am Taoism
                          I am the Akan, Ashanti, Bδn, and Pawnee
                          I am the ∞
                          I am Egypt
                          I am Celt, Roman, Slav, and Greek
                          I am the sight of Mystics
                          I am Voodoo
                          I am Kulam
                          I am Phoenix

                          You've got multiple-personality disorder. "I am nuts" would replace that whole list.

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                          • Deaner
                            Christ's Love Messenger
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 5932

                            #14
                            Re: I'm pink therefore I am spam

                            Originally posted by Thor153 View Post
                            My name is Greg and I am 45.
                            Hi Greg. You live in your parent's basement?

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                            • Iiwategtnac
                              Unsaved Trash uppity nigra buck
                              Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                              • Jul 2008
                              • 20

                              #15
                              Re: I'm pink therefore I am spam

                              Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                              Hi Greg. You live in your parent's basement?
                              Hi Dean, your an admin on a forum and are married to an ugly Wife? Shocker..

                              And yeah you guys are messed up..

                              Parent's basement jokes? How old are you?

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