I want to kill some non believers, but...

[Overthinking]

So I was reading my 1611 KJV leather bound 6-speed Bible the other day and I came across a few passages, like, 2 Chronicles 15:13, "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."

After reading that passage I could just feel God's incredible warmth filling me like the mighty and firm hand of a grown man. It was so clear to me, God wants me to kill my neighbors. My neighbors are Methodists and keep telling me that fags will go to Heaven too and that the KJV isn't the only inspired version of God (they said something about Latin or Greek but I figured they were just making up words).

The problem is that I'm not entirely certain how to kill them. I considered simply shooting them, that'd be the easiest way but I don't want God to think that I'm a pussy. The Bible mentions stoning a lot, but I'm afraid that they may run as soon as I start throwing stones at them. I have a sword that my dad gave me for my fifth birthday, but I don't know the best way to kill someone with a sword. I also considered combining all three, stabbing them, and then throwing stones at them so that they run, and then shooting them as they're running. I think that this way would cause the most pain and torment and that's what God would want. Also, should I burn the bodies once I get done?

I'll continue praying for an answer, but any opinions would be helpful.

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: I want to kill some non believers, but...

...I came across a few passages, like, 2 Chronicles 15:13, "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."
... After reading that passage I could just feel God's incredible warmth filling me like the mighty and firm hand of a grown man.

I hear you there. I've felt the same way. And it is a mighty hand by which God leads us.

It was so clear to me, God wants me to kill my neighbors.

Now we have come to a touchy subject. On the one hand, 1 Peter 2:13-15 tells us to:

Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme; Or unto governors, as unto them that are sent by him for the punishment of evildoers, and for the praise of them that do well. For so is the will of God, that with well doing ye may put to silence the ignorance of foolish men:

So, it appears, God both wants us to kill our heathen neighbors but also to obey civil law, which denies us the right to kill even for the sake of God.

Then, in Acts 5:29, the apostles teach us: We ought to obey God rather than men.

So how are we to deal with this connundrum? I see only one answer. Much as it may be justified, or even required, under the Bible to kill a misbehaving child or an adulterous woman or a heathen, we must follow the civil law and refrain from taking such actions. We remain, of course, under a religious obligation to try to get the offending provisions of civil law changed to follow the Bible (we call this Republicanism). So while your neighbor is safe from stoning today, you should let him know that when we True Christians™ have full control over government, their pro-homo days will be limited, at least in this life.

And I'd highly encourage you to rebuke these neighbors for their sins, publicly and loudly. The more humiliating you can make the rebuke, the more it will have the desired effect of turning his or her life over to Jesus.

[musiclover60]

Re: I want to kill some non believers, but...

The problem is that I'm not entirely certain how to kill them. I considered simply shooting them, that'd be the easiest way but I don't want God to think that I'm a pussy. The Bible mentions stoning a lot, but I'm afraid that they may run as soon as I start throwing stones at them. I have a sword that my dad gave me for my fifth birthday, but I don't know the best way to kill someone with a sword. I also considered combining all three, stabbing them, and then throwing stones at them so that they run, and then shooting them as they're running. I think that this way would cause the most pain and torment and that's what God would want. Also, should I burn the bodies once I get done?

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[Satanic Lies]

Re: I want to kill some non believers, but...

Oh joy, more evidence of false hypocrite christians. Why would a God whose commandments say "Thou shalt not kill" want you to kill? You guys are a true cult and this confirms it.

[Nobar King]

Re: I want to kill some non believers, but...

We're lucky to have hard working moderators to clean the filth and hatred you trolls bring to our Godly forum.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: I want to kill some non believers, but...

Oh joy, more evidence of false hypocrite christians. Why would a God whose commandments say "Thou shalt not kill" want you to kill? You guys are a true cult and this confirms it.

Friend,

We don't kill anyone. Sinners kill themselves when they sin. As The Bible says over and over again "the blood is on their head". Christian assisted suicide is not the same as murder.

[Deaner]

Re: I want to kill some non believers, but...

Also, should I burn the bodies once I get done?

This is the only part of your post I couldn't relate to; why would you burn the bodies when you're "done"? Shouldn't you give 'em a little blast of the hot stuff while they're still alive?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: I want to kill some non believers, but...

Oh joy, more evidence of false hypocrite christians. Why would a God whose commandments say "Thou shalt not kill" want you to kill? You guys are a true cult and this confirms it.

How, by following God's Word?

God commands us to execute many types of sinners.

[Scented_Potatoes]

Re: I want to kill some non believers, but...

Hello to everybody in the forum, this is my first post here.
I am an atheist (as you may have noted by my nickname), but i respect other people´s opinion, and i have studied the Bible in depth, as i find it a fascinating book.

The fact is the Bible is clear about the rules a true believer should follow when a serious sin is commited by someone of their people.

The Bible even states the way the sinner should be executed, for example by lapidation.

But it is also true that one of the 10 commandments explicits that killing is forbidden for a believer.

I find this to be one of the most important contradictions in the whole biblical corpus.

How did you modern christians come to terms with this ?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I want to kill some non believers, but...

Hello to everybody in the forum, this is my first post here.
I am an atheist (as you may have noted by my nickname), but i respect other people´s opinion, and i have studied the Bible in depth, as i find it a fascinating book.

The fact is the Bible is clear about the rules a true believer should follow when a serious sin is commited by someone of their people.

The Bible even states the way the sinner should be executed, for example by lapidation.

But it is also true that one of the 10 commandments explicits that killing is forbidden for a believer.

I find this to be one of the most important contradictions in the whole biblical corpus.

How did you modern christians come to terms with this ?

You might try posting in the "introductions" section mr. monkey worshiper.

God commands us not to kill our neighbors. He urges us to kill witches, queers and foreigners in other parts of the Bible. He certainly never meant not to kill anyone.

I hope that helps.

[Mister Brasil]

Re: I want to kill some non believers, but...

How did you modern christians come to terms with this ?

I'm glad that you asked.

In the US, it's commonly held that murder is against the law. The 1913 Webster's defines murder as killing "intentionally and with premeditation."

But there are a lot of situations where killing intentionally and with premeditation are legal: execution of criminals; acts of war; self-defense. When we say that murder is against the law, we mean that it's against the law, unless it's not.

That's of course what God said, so absolutely, so unequivocally. Thou shalt not kill, unless thou shalt, as with: adulterers; homosexuals; zoophiles; witches; children who do not respect their parents; your own son, if God tells you to; the residents of Ai, or any other region God is at war with, regardless of their participation in said war; people who work on the Sabbath; people who practice premarital sex; people who offer to sacrifice to false gods; people who refuse to kill for God.

[Jeanette]

Re: I want to kill some non believers, but...

There isn't anything "Christian" about killing someone because they aren't a believer, or for any other reason you might have. "Jesus Christ is a gentleman" is what the good Babtists say and I think they are right.
I've heard believers say they would take a bullet to protect a NON believer who was being killed by ANYONE (Christian or not Christian) who was wanting to kill that person because of unbelief. They say "My God is a God of Grace and Jesus Christ is a gentleman. He doesn't force himself on ANYONE and He even gives people the right to be wrong." There are UNbelievers who have lived to be 100 years old on this Earth so that should prove a point. The sun falls and rises on the fallen and the elect.

Mister - I think you're just an angry guy who has some hate in his soul. You're being intolerant towards others which is a classic example of how murderers are. I don't know if you've ever killed anyone before in your life, or if you've lied and bragged saying you have because you think it makes you look "cool" but there's nothing cool about being that way.

Maybe you should try to be a little bit more tolerant towards others? Not everyone has to think the way YOU do, right?

I pray for the safety of your neighbors and if you DO kill them, I would hope you are punished to the fullest by the law.

I don't know if you know this but murder is AGAINST the law

It's also a sin against God and the maximum production of evil that there is.

Good luck to you in your life, sir.

Thank you,
Jeanette

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I want to kill some non believers, but...

There isn't anything "Christian" about killing someone because they aren't a believer, or for any other reason you might have. "Jesus Christ is a gentleman" is what the good Babtists say and I think they are right.
I've heard believers say they would take a bullet to protect a NON believer who was being killed by ANYONE (Christian or not Christian) who was wanting to kill that person because of unbelief. They say "My God is a God of Grace and Jesus Christ is a gentleman. He doesn't force himself on ANYONE and He even gives people the right to be wrong." There are UNbelievers who have lived to be 100 years old on this Earth so that should prove a point. The sun falls and rises on the fallen and the elect.

Mister - I think you're just an angry guy who has some hate in his soul. You're being intolerant towards others which is a classic example of how murderers are. I don't know if you've ever killed anyone before in your life, or if you've lied and bragged saying you have because you think it makes you look "cool" but there's nothing cool about being that way.

Maybe you should try to be a little bit more tolerant towards others? Not everyone has to think the way YOU do, right?

I pray for the safety of your neighbors and if you DO kill them, I would hope you are punished to the fullest by the law.

I don't know if you know this but murder is AGAINST the law

It's also a sin against God and the maximum production of evil that there is.

Good luck to you in your life, sir.

Thank you,
Jeanette

Listen lady, we follow the one true Bible, the Holy KJV1611 Authorived Version. We follow it word-for-word, not just the fluffybunny stuff.

If you can produce some scripture that backs up your ridiculous claims about God wanting us to tolerate queers, witches, mudslimes, and so on, then by all means do so now.

Otherwise, shut up. Does your husband even know that you're in here? Females are supposed to keep their yaps shut and spend their time scrubbing floors, baking pies, and popping out soldiers for Christ.

[Never Attended School]

Re: I want to kill some non believers, but...

Hello all, Please keep in mind that second chronicals is in the old testimant, and that you are taking that verse FAR out of context. You have to read more than just a single verse, you have to know the context behind it aswell.


Seeing as i am already posting i'll go ahed and include some other verses.


Honour all men. Love the brotherhood. Fear God. Honour the king. -1 Peter 2:17

("the brotherhood," referes to other members of the chuch by the way...)


31And the second is like, namely this, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. There is none other commandment greater than these. -Mark 12:31



Thou shalt not kill. - Deuteronomy 5 : 17

[Mister Brasil]

Re: I want to kill some non believers, but...

31And the second is like, namely this, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. There is none other commandment greater than these. -Mark 12:31

Greater than "these"? Say, isn't that a plural pronoun? I wonder what God was doing using a plural pronoun to refer to a single commandment? Do you think he meant that there was some other commandment, greater than "love thy neighbour"?

(BTW, nev, there's some dude stealing your name to play a furry-flavored Devils & Damnation game. Thought you should know.)