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  • Red Army
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    Re: How to make an atheist cry

    Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
    White light already contains all of the colors. Therefore, of course white color is supreme!
    Nope, RED is the color of the winners!


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  • Basilissa
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    Originally posted by Marshal Kim Jong-un View Post
    Yes but the KKK will make a white supreme.
    White light already contains all of the colors. Therefore, of course white color is supreme!

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  • Marshal Kim Jong-un
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    Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
    White is definitely one of God' Approved™ colors, dear!
    Yes but the KKK will make a white supreme.

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  • Boringmoon
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    Um This story is incredibly unlikely that it happened but i do love some good fiction!








    Originally posted by Bjorn Jensen View Post
    The following story has been known to make atheists cry!

    An atheist in godless England went to London Zoo with his 5 year old son. In his hand he held a Bible. When they reached the chimp exhibit, the atheist said to his son "Look at the chimpanzees. See how similar they are to us? That's because we have a common ancestor, son. Evolution is true and God is not."

    The atheist tore a page out of the Bible and threw it into the chimp exhibit. A chimp quickly swung over to the Bible page and ate it. "See how the chimp ate that Bible page? If God really existed, he wouldn't have allowed the chimp to eat it."

    The atheist and his son continued to visit every animal exhibit, and the atheist father did the same thing at each and every one, one page for each animal. Finally, only one page of the Bible remained and only one animal remained to be visited.

    They came up to the aquarium where a big octopus was laying on a rock. The atheist ripped out the last Bible page and dropped it into the aquarium. Suddenly, the octopus grabbed the Bible page and began to come up, out of the water!

    The atheist and his son were so surprised their mouths fell agape! The octopus looked the father in the eye, and with an inhuman voice began to read from the page! " Psalm 14:1! The fool hath said in his heart," There is no God!" The atheist stood there, speechless! The octopus began to speak again "Do you think that because we animals ate pages of the Bible, it means that God is not real? Look how much of a fool you are! Do you not know that the Word of God is nourishment to all who partake of it! You fool!".

    The atheist dropped to his knees and began to cry. The octopus spoke again "Accept Christ, and your sins will be absolved, sinner". With a tear-stained face, the atheist said in a shaking voice: "I do! I accept Christ and God and the Holy Spirit! I was such a fool for not believing!".

    The former-atheist did the sign of the cross and stood up. His knees were still shaking but a bright glow surrounded him as he converted to Christianity.

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  • Basilissa
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    Re: How to make an atheist cry

    Originally posted by Marshal Kim Jong-un View Post
    Friend, are not the KKK christians? They don't like full colour, only white.
    White is definitely one of God' Approved™ colors, dear!

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  • Marshal Kim Jong-un
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    Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
    Yes. Unfortunately what Dawkins sees is the black&white version. That's why I chose Mr Collins’ testimony because he too was once a filthy atheist just like Dawkins. He too saw the black&white simulacrum only. But once he saw that waterfall his doubts were dispelled and now he sees the real thing. Christians see everything in full colour, just as God intended.
    Friend, are not the KKK christians? They don't like full colour, only white.

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  • MitzaLizalor
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    Originally posted by Marshal Kim Jong-un View Post
    Friend, I have already visited these things but I agree with Richard Dawkins' interpretation of it more:


    "Atheism does not mean one does not appreciate the beauty in the universe, but simply that one does not thank God, but instead thanks my grandfather Charles Darwin, for inventing evolution. It's amazing to think that it all started when a monkey was walking about and then suddenly it turned into a human!" - Richard Dawkins, High Priest of Atheism
    Yes. Unfortunately what Dawkins sees is the black&white version. That's why I chose Mr Collins’ testimony because he too was once a filthy atheist just like Dawkins. He too saw the black&white simulacrum only. But once he saw that waterfall his doubts were dispelled and now he sees the real thing. Christians see everything in full colour, just as God intended.

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  • Marshal Kim Jong-un
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    Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
    I imagine in your high mountains there would be opportunities to see frozen waterfalls.



    Even so obnoxious an atheist as Collins describes himself as having been is moved to recognise God's hand in all things. Your mountains are very beautiful. Perhaps you would like to contribute an area for a Pastoral retreat where God's wonders could be pointed out to you in more detail?
    Friend, I have already visited these things but I agree with Richard Dawkins' interpretation of it more:


    "Atheism does not mean one does not appreciate the beauty in the universe, but simply that one does not thank God, but instead thanks my grandfather Charles Darwin, for inventing evolution. It's amazing to think that it all started when a monkey was walking about and then suddenly it turned into a human!" - Richard Dawkins, High Priest of Atheism

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  • MitzaLizalor
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    I imagine in your high mountains there would be opportunities to see frozen waterfalls.

    http://www.salon.com/2006/08/07/collins_6/
    Francis Collins
    Nobody gets argued all the way into becoming a believer on the sheer basis of logic and reason. That requires a leap of faith. And that leap of faith seemed very scary to me. After I had struggled with this for a couple of years, I was hiking in the Cascade Mountains on a beautiful fall afternoon. I turned the corner and saw in front of me this frozen waterfall, a couple of hundred feet high. Actually, a waterfall that had three parts to it — also the symbolic three in one. At that moment, I felt my resistance leave me. And it was a great sense of relief. The next morning, in the dewy grass in the shadow of the Cascades, I fell on my knees and accepted this truth — that God is God, that Christ is his son and that I am giving my life to that belief.
    Even so obnoxious an atheist as Collins describes himself as having been is moved to recognise God's hand in all things. Your mountains are very beautiful. Perhaps you would like to contribute an area for a Pastoral retreat where God's wonders could be pointed out to you in more detail?

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  • Marshal Kim Jong-un
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    Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
    Have you ever seen a waterfall, Mr Kim?
    Yes.

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  • MitzaLizalor
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    Have you ever seen a waterfall, Mr Kim?

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  • Marshal Kim Jong-un
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    This story made me cry, not because I believe it is true, but because for the happy memories of my beloved father, Kim Jong-il, who always used to take me to Korea Central Zoo and tear out pages of the Bible to feed to all the animal (it will an popular pastime amongst atheists).

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  • MitzaLizalor
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    Originally posted by Bjorn Jensen View Post
    A script has been written for the movie, Kevin Sorbo has been confirmed to take part in it and play the atheist as he was interested ever since day 1. Producton is expected to start this summer..
    Although naturally shy Mr Jensen if you need any assistance with costumes I'd be happy to contribute.
    There's some lovely green velvet here and a couple of patterned fabrics which could be combined very effectively.

    TOP attractive Paisley pattern, fluorescent yellow highlights
    MIDDLE iridescent green velvet, brilliant under sunlight
    BOTTOM beautiful dark floral linen, well suited to stage lighting



    other combinations are available

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  • redstoneblock
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    Hahahaha, now I know why all my ex-Atheist friends converted to Christianity. An octopus ate all their brain cells!

    Didn't see that neat aura thing though. Where do I buy one?

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  • Pastor Rune Enoe
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    Originally posted by Bjorn Jensen View Post
    The following story has been known to make atheists cry! . . .
    Ha. It's funny because you know it's true.

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