[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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I'm trying to turn the other cheek and not subject him to scorn or ridicule, but he has already posted links to his blog in this thread. So I don't believing I'm doing any harm by repeating it here. His blog is at http://enlitener.spaces.live.com/.

I posted an article about the dangers of false prophets like him at my blog, here: http://pastorbillyreuben.spaces.live.com/. I am about to syndicate it over here.

But take it from one who has been, it is a verrrrry stupid blog!

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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YOU? The kindest, most loving pastor at Landover?

Where is this blog? Perhaps we should be sure that it is fair and balanced!

I'm trying to turn the other cheek and not subject him to scorn or ridicule, but he has already posted links to his blog in this thread. So I don't believing I'm doing any harm by repeating it here. His blog is at http://enlitener.spaces.live.com/.

I posted an article about the dangers of false prophets like him at my blog, here: http://pastorbillyreuben.spaces.live.com/. I am about to syndicate it over here.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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he threw a tantrum, high-tailed it out of here, and started badmouthing our church and me in particular on his blog.

YOU? The kindest, most loving pastor at Landover?

Where is this blog? Perhaps we should be sure that it is fair and balanced!

[Marshall]

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Nobody reads Liberal blogs on the Interweb anyway. Nothing that heretic says really matters to a real True Christian(TM) since we are the only ones Jesus pays attention to.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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It turns out that our friend Enlitener was a ravening wolf here to spread a false gospel. When he learned that Jesus is protecting us, and that we were not going to be swayed by false teachings, he threw a tantrum, high-tailed it out of here, and started badmouthing our church and me in particular on his blog.

Brothers and Sisters, I urge you to join me in prayer for the readers of Enlitener's blog, that their ears not be tempted by his false gospel, and that their minds not be poisoned by his lies about our ministry. I also urge you to join me in prayer for Enlitener himself, that the Holy Spirit soften his hardened heart, and make him receptive to the true message of the Gospel.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

Well said Pastor Billy,
While I may have been a bit rough with him and his torrent of babble, he is still a semi-believer who may yet be savable. My prayers are with him and the readers of his stupid blog. If he would only return for the tutoring and understanding we here at Landover could give him, the Lord might shine His light into the troubled Enlightener's soul.

In the spirit of true healing, whenever I refer to him, I will spell his chosen name Enlightener correctly, and pray that he learn someday to do the same. For God certainly hates misspelling and incorrect grammar, for they are in a way a form of lying, and a mockery of God's Favorite Language™ American English.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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It turns out that our friend Enlitener was a ravening wolf here to spread a false gospel. When he learned that Jesus is protecting us, and that we were not going to be swayed by false teachings, he threw a tantrum, high-tailed it out of here, and started badmouthing our church and me in particular on his blog.

Brothers and Sisters, I urge you to join me in prayer for the readers of Enlitener's blog, that their ears not be tempted by his false gospel, and that their minds not be poisoned by his lies about our ministry. I also urge you to join me in prayer for Enlitener himself, that the Holy Spirit soften his hardened heart, and make him receptive to the true message of the Gospel.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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you see i'm from Hawaii? how do you see that anywhere? I have said nothing about where I live, I live in the Spirit of God's Salvation and that is all that should be important here. You on the other hand surely live in sin as I look at your pictue, you might think about buttoning up your blouse a little before you start in with your false accusing sister, I am a man of God and a Christian and you look just like a first class harlet to me, God Save YOU from your obvious sinful nature. Get on your knee's and ask God's forgiveness is what i'd advise you to do before it's to late. One does not expose oneself like you do to please God, but rather sinful men. Repent!

You've deeply hurt my feelings and I felt like I had to take a new pic for my avy. Am I covered up enough for you now Dan?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Pastor....blessings be given unto those who hear the Word, Amen. What are women and what are women not designed to do? I was hoping you'd define your ministries position, i'm obviously feeling my way at this point
as to what those may be. I'm afaid I stubbled my first few steps in here,
a little assistance if you please. as to what i'm about and why I am here..

I was baptised by water and then by the Holy Ghost Spirit of God at the age of 14 in a Full Gospel Pentecostal church in 1963 at which time God Called Me to Preach. In my Church upbringing the women haven't taken the liberties i've seen some do in these forums. l look forward to a lasting fellowship in Christ and will watch out more carefully for any snakes in the grass.....i'll just walk briskley away, unless of-course you've a better idea.

Well you've come to the right place! Those Pantycoastals are nothing but false Christians who shout gibberish and make all Christians look like fools! I suggest that you take a look at THIS thread, from which I paraphrase Pastor Billy Reuben:

Tell me this, friend -- do you believe in the following doctrines?


Total Depravity - man is enslaved to sin and unable to save himself.
Unconditional Election - God chooses who is to be saved.
Limited Atonement - Jesus paid the penalty for sin for those who are saved only; the unsaved pay their own penalty for sin.
Irresistible Grace - if God wants you to be saved, you will be saved.
Perseverance of the Saints - "once saved, always saved".

Landover Baptist can steer you right! No snake kissing or dope smoking here!

[JennyD]

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I think Aaron will never get anywhere in life with all his raging hostility.
"Whoever fights monsters should see that in the process they don't become monsters themselves. When you look into a dark abyss, it also looks into you."

Miss Ginguzzler, I think you can rest assured that our Brother Aaron will NOT be gazing into YOUR dark abyss, so feel free to close your legs!

We'll have none of that disgusting double-entendre filth going on here, Missy!!

[acts 2]

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by the way thank you for putting that very attractive young man's picture up in my space, I only wish I was that good looking when I was his age.

[acts 2]

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Aaron, my computor is much slower that I, Dial-up if you can imagine. As to tithing i've always believed that the least we can give should be the most we can give, Glory Indeed..

Pastor....blessings be given unto those who hear the Word, Amen. What are women and what are women not designed to do? I was hoping you'd define your ministries position, i'm obviously feeling my way at this point
as to what those may be. I'm afaid I stubbled my first few steps in here,
a little assistance if you please. as to what i'm about and why I am here..

I was baptised by water and then by the Holy Ghost Spirit of God at the age of 14 in a Full Gospel Pentecostal church in 1963 at which time God Called Me to Preach. In my Church upbringing the women haven't taken the liberties i've seen some do in these forums. l look forward to a lasting fellowship in Christ and will watch out more carefully for any snakes in the grass.....i'll just walk briskley away, unless of-course you've a better idea.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Aaron, your advice is most welcome and will be observed. Until which time i'm considered a "True Christian" here-in I will refrain from answering to those of your women folk who do-not extend kindness to me. I assume that will be the best path for me to walk. I was able to find my thread thanks, however someone put their picture up on it and it wasn't and isn't me. do you happen to know the face or why he felt he needed to do that? God Bless You All. acts 2

I answered that question in your intro thread, friend. You should go back there and tell us a bit more about yourself. You might consider tithing as well. There is a Paypal button at the bottom of the page. Our ministry is expensive you see, and money can be tight at times. God will bless you tenfold if you can help at all.

Glory!

[acts 2]

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Aaron, your advice is most welcome and will be observed. Until which time i'm considered a "True Christian" here-in I will refrain from answering to those of your women folk who do-not extend kindness to me. I assume that will be the best path for me to walk. I was able to find my thread thanks, however someone put their picture up on it and it wasn't and isn't me. do you happen to know the face or why he felt he needed to do that? God Bless You All. acts 2

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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Therefore, he that does not receive me - does not receive God.

Friend,

Did you ever consider that the reason we Blood-Bought, Bible Believing, Born Again Saved Christians aren't receiving your message, is because we understand the Gospel well enough to recognize that your message is false.

We aren't the ignorant street hippies you normally minister to, who eagerly soak up a false message that they can continue in sin and still be saved.

But, I suppose that since you seem to think that you are Jesus incarnate, that your pride won't allow you to consider the possibility that you are wrong about anything.

Friend, I am praying that the Lord will open your eyes.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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do you want to share and teach me about the Bible, the WORD of God? or do you only qualify to talk piles of Crap? Repent you wicked babylon harlets and whip that that makeup off your faces. by the way, I love you anyway, even if you are lost to God's way. act 2

Asking a female to teach you about the Bible is a filthy sin, friend. Are you completely unfamiliar with God's Word?

1 Timothy 2:11-15
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

The Word of God can be had for free if you just visit your local Independant Baptist Church and ask the Pastor for one. Make sure you ask specifically for a KJV1611 Authorized Version Bible.

Also you can read one online at www.biblegateway.com. And for your assisted reading pleasure, Brother V has got a wonderful thread going HERE called "Bible in a Year."