[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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. . .True Christian song titled "He Lives"! . .

I'm not aware of anyone here writing a song by that title, and we are the only True Christians™ there are.

Maybe a member of our church wrote that song without telling the rest of us? That seems highly unlikely! We have no secrets here at Landover.

And please, go to the Introduction Forum and post there. That is why God created it through our Godly IT department, so Unsaved Trash like you can properly introduce themselves.

[acts 2]

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"He Lives, He Lives, Christ Jesus Lives today. and He walks with me and He talks to me along lifes parilous way". "you ask me how I know He Lives, He lives with-in my heart". anyway that is the song I was referring to, not that anyone with-in these forums had written it. I will as you've suggested enter more personal info. into the introduction area soon, i'm much younger with computors then I am in the Lord. Thanks for your kindness. Proverbs 10:18 your brotheren acts 2

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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I see you are in Hawaii. Are you all hopped up on dope too?

"He Lives, He Lives, Christ Jesus Lives today. and He walks with me and He talks to me along lifes parilous way". "you ask me how I know He Lives, He lives with-in my heart". anyway that is the song I was referring to, not that anyone with-in these forums had written it. I will as you've suggested enter more personal info. into the introduction area soon, i'm much younger with computors then I am in the Lord. Thanks for your kindness. Proverbs 10:18 your brotheren acts 2

[acts 2]

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you see i'm from Hawaii? how do you see that anywhere? I have said nothing about where I live, I live in the Spirit of God's Salvation and that is all that should be important here. You on the other hand surely live in sin as I look at your pictue, you might think about buttoning up your blouse a little before you start in with your false accusing sister, I am a man of God and a Christian and you look just like a first class harlet to me, God Save YOU from your obvious sinful nature. Get on your knee's and ask God's forgiveness is what i'd advise you to do before it's to late. One does not expose oneself like you do to please God, but rather sinful men. Repent!

[SUV]

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Acts? What kind of acts do you DO, Darlene? Do you possibly have a "Bird Act" by any chance?

Apologize to Sister Thumper immediately!

My GOD - I Hope this isn't the start of yet another Rat Attack on Landover Baptist

[Talitha]

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That Boy is about to get a serious Infraction.

By the way, It's HARLOT NOT Harlet.

Sister Thumper has already been Saved. She is a True Christian(tm) unlike yourself.

[acts 2]

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SUV, i'll bet. your sister bumper attacked me without justification. She is the one needing forgiveness not me. By the way, do all the women of your church wear that sinful harlet make-up to please God? I will say that at least you SUV have the sense not to pour your breasts out all over the place for everybody. Thank You for that! If I were looking for that kind of smut/prono I wouldn't have come to a Christian Cite thank you! So...?

do you want to share and teach me about the Bible, the WORD of God? or do you only qualify to talk piles of Crap? Repent you wicked babylon harlets and whip that that makeup off your faces. by the way, I love you anyway, even if you are lost to God's way. act 2

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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SUV, i'll bet. your sister bumper attacked me without justification. She is the one needing forgiveness not me. By the way, do all the women of your church wear that sinful harlet make-up to please God? I will say that at least you SUV have the sense not to pour your breasts out all over the place for everybody. Thank You for that! If I were looking for that kind of smut/prono I wouldn't have come to a Christian Cite thank you! So...?

do you want to share and teach me about the Bible, the WORD of God? or do you only qualify to talk piles of Crap? Repent you wicked babylon harlets and whip that that makeup off your faces. by the way, I love you anyway, even if you are lost to God's way. act 2

Hey Axe,

Take it easy there. You were so polite earlier when I was helping you out. Why the anger? This is our forum, God's Favorite Forum™, after all. These are all True Christian™ ladies here. They are the most pious, devoted, lady-like ladies you would ever have the pleasure to come across! I daresay you need to change your tone. A little respect sir.

[acts 2]

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thanks again Aaron, of course you are right. I took your advise and created a thread to introduce myself but i've had trouble finding it again, any advise? ps sorry ladies but be forwarned, I don't like people making stupid conclusions and opinions about me based on nothing more then the
State in which I live. God did not create Man from the rib of women so that they (MAN) should have to answer to them (women)! Am I missing something here? acts 2

ps sorry again but what's a bird trick? i'm a little slow.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Apology accepted....it's not your fault, you are probably all stoned out of your mind on the pot.

Here is your welcome thread:

http://landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=15097

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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thanks again Aaron, of course you are right. I took your advise and created a thread to introduce myself but i've had trouble finding it again, any advise? ps sorry ladies but be forwarned, I don't like people making stupid conclusions and opinions about me based on nothing more then the
State in which I live. God did not create Man from the rib of women so that they (MAN) should have to answer to them (women)! Am I missing something here? acts 2

ps sorry again but what's a bird trick? i'm a little slow.

Thanks for the apologies. But do show respect for all of the members of this Godly forum, even the ladies. You are of course correct in saying that True Christian™ men should expect True Christian™ women to be subservient, but you are not a True Christian™. In our eyes, you are Unsaved Trash. I think God is pretty clear here on the place of women when dealing with a true man of God however:

And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do.
If she please not her master, who hath betrothed her to himself, then shall he let her be redeemed: to sell her unto a strange nation he shall have no power, seeing he hath dealt deceitfully with her.
And if he have betrothed her unto his son, he shall deal with her after the manner of daughters.
If he take him another wife; her food, her raiment, and her duty of marriage, shall he not diminish. And if he do not these three unto her, then shall she go out free without money.
Exodus 21:7-11


As soon as you are accepted as a True Christian™ and marry one of our lovely unmarried virgins (most of them), you may do what you like with her. But until that time, show them all respect.

Oh, and I saw your Intro thread, it's there. Just click, click, click your way there, it's real easy!

[Jean Poole]

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Well done for your apology, Acts. More than can be said for most of the UnSaved Trash here. There is hope for you to be a True Christian™ someday!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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do you want to share and teach me about the Bible, the WORD of God? or do you only qualify to talk piles of Crap? Repent you wicked babylon harlets and whip that that makeup off your faces. by the way, I love you anyway, even if you are lost to God's way. act 2

Asking a female to teach you about the Bible is a filthy sin, friend. Are you completely unfamiliar with God's Word?

1 Timothy 2:11-15
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

The Word of God can be had for free if you just visit your local Independant Baptist Church and ask the Pastor for one. Make sure you ask specifically for a KJV1611 Authorized Version Bible.

Also you can read one online at www.biblegateway.com. And for your assisted reading pleasure, Brother V has got a wonderful thread going HERE called "Bible in a Year."

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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Therefore, he that does not receive me - does not receive God.

Friend,

Did you ever consider that the reason we Blood-Bought, Bible Believing, Born Again Saved Christians aren't receiving your message, is because we understand the Gospel well enough to recognize that your message is false.

We aren't the ignorant street hippies you normally minister to, who eagerly soak up a false message that they can continue in sin and still be saved.

But, I suppose that since you seem to think that you are Jesus incarnate, that your pride won't allow you to consider the possibility that you are wrong about anything.

Friend, I am praying that the Lord will open your eyes.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[acts 2]

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Aaron, your advice is most welcome and will be observed. Until which time i'm considered a "True Christian" here-in I will refrain from answering to those of your women folk who do-not extend kindness to me. I assume that will be the best path for me to walk. I was able to find my thread thanks, however someone put their picture up on it and it wasn't and isn't me. do you happen to know the face or why he felt he needed to do that? God Bless You All. acts 2