[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

Hey! No! You're supposed to only have eyes for me! Some strumpet walks in, a strumpet you barely even know, mind you, and suddenly it's "Toss Alie out the window and try to buy the enticing tart". You do not know, my dearest Pastor, how deeply you have hurt me. *Sniffles* For a fruitbasket! Rejected for a fruitbasket! *sobs*

Bah! You are still a teenager!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

I'm a good person because that's how I was raised. My parents taught me to be kind to people, and to respect people for who they are on the inside (you could use a few lessons on that), and not to steal and cheat. I learned that WAY before I even heard of Wicca.

A good person doesn't practice witchcraft and worship satan.

[PayneInTheDonkey]

Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

You only do that for the selfish reason that you enjoy being thought of a "good" person by your fellow wickers.

I'm a good person because that's how I was raised. My parents taught me to be kind to people, and to respect people for who they are on the inside (you could use a few lessons on that), and not to steal and cheat. I learned that WAY before I even heard of Wicca.

[WickedWitch]

Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

What price does your father ask for you?

Hey! No! You're supposed to only have eyes for me! Some strumpet walks in, a strumpet you barely even know, mind you, and suddenly it's "Toss Alie out the window and try to buy the enticing tart". You do not know, my dearest Pastor, how deeply you have hurt me. *Sniffles* For a fruitbasket! Rejected for a fruitbasket! *sobs*

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

As a person I am very nice. In fact I'd say I'm too nice. I don't cheat, lie, steal, I try to be honest. On the whole I am a gereraly good person.

You only do that for the selfish reason that you enjoy being thought of a "good" person by your fellow wickers.

[PayneInTheDonkey]

Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

What price does your father ask for you?

What do you mean?

Ugh, I hate waiting 600 seconds

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

As a person I am very nice. In fact I'd say I'm too nice. I don't cheat, lie, steal, I try to be honest. On the whole I am a gereraly good person.

What price does your father ask for you?

[PayneInTheDonkey]

Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

We aren't certain yet. You may turn out nice, or not.

As a person I am very nice. In fact I'd say I'm too nice. I don't cheat, lie, steal, I try to be honest. On the whole I am a gereraly good person.

[PayneInTheDonkey]

Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

We are being extremely kind to you, witch! We are doing our level best to open your heart to the Word of God and His truths. It would be cruel to do otherwise.

Also, you're still alive, right?

You should be on your knees thanking Jesus.

I'm sorry, I didn't know calling me a witch and condeming me to hell, and saying that I eat people, and masturbate in fields, and have sex with Satan, was being kind. My bad.

Hold on .... Yep, checked my pulse, its still there so I'd say I'm alive.

[Wheresthelove?]

Re: wickans are demonic liars

Alright, all my favorite people on one page... How do I start a new thread? Can I not, now that I am under investigation??

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

Gave you a fruit basket? Aw, that was nice.

We aren't certain yet. You may turn out nice, or not.

[PayneInTheDonkey]

Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

That is exactly what GOD did when He sent you to us.

Gave you a fruit basket? Aw, that was nice.

Oh, you mean me....

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

Well congrats, I'll be sure to send you a fruit basket.

That is exactly what GOD did when He sent you to us.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

You know I might be a little more effect by your words if you were kinder. If, say this was an intelligent conversation. But its not, so there for I really don't care. To be honest, the more annoyed and pissed you get at me, the most that feeds into me. Its not a Wiccan trait, I've been this way since before I was Wiccan. Its a personality trait.

Grr, I have to wait 600 seconds between posts!

We are being extremely kind to you, witch! We are doing our level best to open your heart to the Word of God and His truths. It would be cruel to do otherwise.

Also, you're still alive, right?

You should be on your knees thanking Jesus.

[PayneInTheDonkey]

Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

You are unwelcome. God commands us to keep clear of unsaved scum like you.

Also He commands us to kill witches.

You know I might be a little more effect by your words if you were kinder. If, say this was an intelligent conversation. But its not, so there for I really don't care. To be honest, the more annoyed and pissed you get at me, the most that feeds into me. Its not a Wiccan trait, I've been this way since before I was Wiccan. Its a personality trait.

Grr, I have to wait 600 seconds between posts!