[Nobar King]

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Oh and you know the difference between false and real Wiccans?

• False Wiccan: Too stupid to be allowed into inner circle rituals.
• True Wiccan: Baby-killing rock-worshiping Satan-lover.

Which would you rather be?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Oh and you know the difference between false and real Wiccans?

Of course we do. How else could we talk about it?

[PayneInTheDonkey]

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They don't let the false wiccans in on the secret. You obviously aren't in a real wiccan cult, or you are too stupid to be trusted with any sacred rituals. I wouldn't trust you, either.

Oh and you know the difference between false and real Wiccans?

[Nobar King]

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They don't let the false wiccans in on the secret. You obviously aren't in a real wiccan cult, or you are too stupid to be trusted with any sacred rituals. I wouldn't trust you, either.

[PayneInTheDonkey]

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Missy, part of the induction into the Wickedan 'religion' is fornication with SATAN at a midnight mass. Everyone knows it.

Really? Is that so? Because I've been a Wiccan for about 2 and a half years, and have been researching it for about 4 and a half years and I have never read about that. Not once.
What I have read is that Wiccan's don't believe in Satan, so how can I have sex with someone who doens't exist? It would be like trying to have sex with your imaginary friend.

[Nobar King]

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doodeedoodee

[PayneInTheDonkey]

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Is that anywhere near candyland?

Ya, its three towns over.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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And I don't think I wanna be a pirate.

I'd hope not. The following picture is what your typical pirate looks like these days, and that ain't a sun tan you're seeing in that photo!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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First off, I'm a virgin! How can I have STD's if I never had the S?

And no its not a Wiccan belief, most Wiccan's believe in the Summerland. Its just my personal belief. And I don't think I wanna be a pirate.

And I take crazy as a compliment. So thank you!

Missy, part of the induction into the Wickedan 'religion' is fornication with SATAN at a midnight mass. Everyone knows it.

[Nobar King]

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most Wiccan's believe in the Summerland.

Is that anywhere near candyland?

[PayneInTheDonkey]

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Like Chlamydia? Gonorrhea?? Syphilis?? You're parents sound like lunatics!




This seems like an interesting belief. So you believe you're going to be reincarnated as a pirate?? This doesn't sound like a Wiccan belief system. I really don't mean to offend you, but you sound like a crazy person!

First off, I'm a virgin! How can I have STD's if I never had the S?

And no its not a Wiccan belief, most Wiccan's believe in the Summerland. Its just my personal belief. And I don't think I wanna be a pirate.

And I take crazy as a compliment. So thank you!

[Brother_Percy]

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My parents wanted to make sure I had everything they didn't.

Like Chlamydia? Gonorrhea?? Syphilis?? You're parents sound like lunatics!

I personality believe that when you die, you go where you wanna go. If you think you're going to Heaven, then you're going to Heaven. If you think you're going to Hell, then you're going to Hell. And if you think you're going to be reincarnated into a pirate, then damn it you're going to be reincarnated into a pirate.
This is just my personal belief.

This seems like an interesting belief. So you believe you're going to be reincarnated as a pirate?? This doesn't sound like a Wiccan belief system. I really don't mean to offend you, but you sound like a crazy person!

[PayneInTheDonkey]

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I don't have anything to do with that. Our computer automatically makes corrections. Would you like to make a small donation....$100 or so toward our computer upkeep?

It doesn't bother me, infact I think its kinda funny. And I don't think so, I just got a car and need to save money for insurance and gas and stuff.

[PayneInTheDonkey]

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Christians don't do that or they wouldn't be Christians

Christians are people too. People are sinners are they not? Flawed? Imperfect? And people reguardless of race or religion do bad things. Do you know how many people out there murder people and other horrid things like that because they believe "God told them too"?
My cousin's friend's husband murdered his wife. He's a Christian.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Ha, I just noticed that my name is now PayneInTheDonkey the unsaved trashed, confessed Witch! That's great, that really is. LOL!

I don't have anything to do with that. Our computer automatically makes corrections. Would you like to make a small donation....$100 or so toward our computer upkeep?