The EMO Cure!

[Glendora Christianson]

Only the Lord knows why we haven't discovered this cure for Emoism sooner!

1. Cut off the electrical cord from an old toaster, lamp, or other gizmo.

2. Separate the two wires and strip off a few inches of insulation.

3. Tape one wire to your Left wrist and one to your Right wrist.

4. Plug it in!

PS Remember to write your pathetic, self absorbed suicide note!
PS PS Be kind and put some plastic on the floor to contain your mess!

[Jean Poole]

Re: The EMO Cure!

Getting electrified for Jesus!

[Brother_Percy]

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I think the razor-blade companies should make their blades sharper. Market them as 'Emo Blades'.... that way most of these freaks would get it right first time. Glory!

[Fallen Myface]

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The cure for Emo is Caramelldansen, people! It's cute, it makes people smile and it picks you up when you're down. CARAMELLDANSEN!

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

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I think the razor-blade companies should make their blades sharper. Market them as 'Emo Blades'.... that way most of these freaks would get it right first time. Glory!

The Lord knows that with specially made blades marketed specifically to emo kids, they'd make a killing in a only a few days. Literally!

[PrayerIsFun]

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The True Emo Christians would kill themselves in a True Christian method like self crucification.

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

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The True Emo Christians

There's no such thing.

would kill themselves in a True Christian method like self crucification.

(1) Suicide is a mortal sin and will get you damned to Hell for eternity.

(2) The term is crucifixion. You're not American are you?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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The True Emo Christians would kill themselves in a True Christian method like self crucification.

I don't know what that comment is supposed to mean, but I find it offensive. If you are here to mock Jesus Christ's temporary sacrifice on the cross at Calvary, then you'd better read THIS thread first.

[potophan]

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So is it or is it not a sin to be emo? What about dressing like an emo or listening to their music?

[Nobar King]

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This should work fine. It comes pre-marked with your unholy intentions:

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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So is it or is it not a sin to be emo? What about dressing like an emo or listening to their music?

How about cracking open a Bible for once? Try it and look up "strange apparel".

[Deluded 7th Gay Andwitless]

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screw being an emo christian i am a emo wiccan and i haven't killed myself yet.

[Nobar King]

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I'll be holding my breath.

[potophan]

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I've tried to kill myself, but my parents stopped me.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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I've tried to kill myself, but my parents stopped me.

What'd you try to do.....OD on ice cream? Are there any tall bridges near you?