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  • JennyD
    Honorary True Christian™
    Sweet Placid Sister
    Forum Member
    • Dec 2007
    • 9567

    #16
    Re: The EMO Cure!

    Originally posted by potophan View Post
    I've tried to kill myself, but my parents stopped me.
    Don't worry, I'm sure Jesus can forgive their error.
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    • potophan
      Unsaved trash
      • Jan 2009
      • 33

      #17
      Re: The EMO Cure!

      Originally posted by JennyD View Post
      Don't worry, I'm sure Jesus can forgive their error.
      You're going to Hell, JennyD. And pastor pistle, I tried to drown myself, thank you very much!

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      • SayvedByTheLord
        Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
        True Christian™
        • May 2007
        • 3151

        #18
        Re: The EMO Cure!

        Originally posted by potophan View Post
        You're going to Hell, JennyD. And pastor pistle, I tried to drown myself, thank you very much!
        Under a running faucet or the bathtub ?


        Leviticus 26:27-29

        27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
        28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
        29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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        • Pastor Al E Pistle
          Christ's Cōnsiliārius
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 9323

          #19
          Re: The EMO Cure!

          Originally posted by potophan View Post
          You're going to Hell, JennyD. And pastor pistle, I tried to drown myself, thank you very much!
          So you are a total failure then?
          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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          • Talitha
            Deaconess
            Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
            True Christian™
            • Apr 2026
            • 15118

            #20
            Re: The EMO Cure!

            Originally posted by potophan View Post
            You're going to Hell, JennyD. And pastor pistle, I tried to drown myself, thank you very much!
            For a modest fee, one of our Pastors will come and help.
            You could get Baptized, drowned and Saved all at the same time

            Sister Talitha

            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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            • Pastor Al E Pistle
              Christ's Cōnsiliārius
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 9323

              #21
              Re: The EMO Cure!

              Originally posted by Talitha View Post
              For a modest fee, one of our Pastors will come and help.
              You could get Baptized, drowned and Saved all at the same time
              Thank you Sister. You may have helped find the final solution to the goth problem!
              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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              • potophan
                Unsaved trash
                • Jan 2009
                • 33

                #22
                Re: The EMO Cure!

                Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                So you are a total failure then?
                I do believe that I have already told you that my parents stopped me. Read the thread before posting why don't you?

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                • Ezekiel Bathfire
                  Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                  Christ's Rottweiler
                   
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 22889

                  #23
                  Re: The EMO Cure!

                  Originally posted by potophan View Post
                  [...]I tried to drown myself, thank you very much!
                  Look, I hate to see a life wasted. How about we insure your life for $Million with Landover as benefactors? Please supply a full medical history and a date by which we might see a return; our joo accountants will do the rest.
                  sigpic


                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                  Author of such illuminating essays as,
                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                  • SUV
                    True Christian™ Princess
                    The Driving Force behind RA12
                    Have at it, anytime!
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 11027

                    #24
                    Re: The EMO Cure!

                    Originally posted by potophan View Post
                    I tried to drown myself, thank you very much!


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                    • JennyD
                      Honorary True Christian™
                      Sweet Placid Sister
                      Forum Member
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 9567

                      #25
                      Re: The EMO Cure!

                      Originally posted by potophan View Post
                      I do believe that I have already told you that my parents stopped me. Read the thread before posting why don't you?
                      Exactly. You failed to accomplish your goal of drowning yourself.

                      Perhaps as Sister BTB has suggested, you should have a Pastor help!
                      www.palibandaily.com - Your Christian News Source
                      Huckabee/Palin Gingrich 2012 will reclaim America for Christ! PRAISE!

                      Christian Ladies:
                      Savor your separation in style at the Monthly Visitor!

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                      • VinnieVespisti
                        Unsaved trash
                         
                        • Nov 2006
                        • 41

                        #26
                        Re: The EMO Cure!

                        Originally posted by SUV View Post


                        well if it ain't sweet Susie-Sue posting all hungover again..... it's a beautiful thing honeybun, cuz I'm well hung and all over you.

                        Vinnie ain't never gonna judge you, my lil souse.

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                        • CiaLoy
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Jan 2015
                          • 8

                          #27
                          Re: The EMO Cure!

                          What the actual piffle is wrong with you? I swear you people are the stupidest mofos I've ever met. You know, you guys are damn pathetic. You don't know anything!!! You people need a damn mental institution. Whoever made this forum really needs one. God, you are the definition of creep. I hope Stephen King puts you in one of his books making you die.

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                          • Des
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2013
                            • 2718

                            #28
                            Re: The EMO Cure!

                            Originally posted by CiaLoy View Post
                            What the actual piffle is wrong with you? I swear you people are the stupidest mofos I've ever met. You know, you guys are damn pathetic. You don't know anything!!! You people need a damn mental institution. Whoever made this forum really needs one. God, you are the definition of creep. I hope Stephen King puts you in one of his books making you die.
                            Look pumpkin, we have observed that Emu's are too stupid to cut themselves enough to produce a mortal wound. Being more intelligent than your kind, we kindly made this particular thread in order to teach you how to do the job right. You should be thanking us.
                            Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                            • Ezekiel Bathfire
                              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                              Christ's Rottweiler
                               
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 22889

                              #29
                              Re: The EMO Cure!

                              Behold the Atheist and the persecution of Christians!
                              Originally posted by CiaLoy View Post
                              What the actual piffle is wrong with you? I swear you people are the stupidest mofos I've ever met. You know, you guys are damn pathetic. You don't know anything!!! You people need a damn mental institution. Whoever made this forum really needs one. God, you are the definition of creep. I hope Stephen King puts you in one of his books making you die.
                              Despite your being rejected by Christ, I will pray fro you (although some might see it as a futile gesture.)
                              sigpic


                              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                              Author of such illuminating essays as,
                              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                              • Regis Alexandrus
                                Forum Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Dec 2014
                                • 218

                                #30
                                Re: The EMO Cure!

                                Emos tend to be spoiled teens who complain about everything, but never offer solutions for anything, usually to attract sympathy through self-pity. They need to be tied to chairs and tortured physically and emotionally to understand true pain.
                                Revelation 19:15 "And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God."

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