[JennyD]

Re: The EMO Cure!

I've tried to kill myself, but my parents stopped me.

Don't worry, I'm sure Jesus can forgive their error.

[potophan]

Re: The EMO Cure!

Don't worry, I'm sure Jesus can forgive their error.

You're going to Hell, JennyD. And pastor pistle, I tried to drown myself, thank you very much!

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: The EMO Cure!

You're going to Hell, JennyD. And pastor pistle, I tried to drown myself, thank you very much!

Under a running faucet or the bathtub ?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: The EMO Cure!

You're going to Hell, JennyD. And pastor pistle, I tried to drown myself, thank you very much!

So you are a total failure then?

[Talitha]

Re: The EMO Cure!

You're going to Hell, JennyD. And pastor pistle, I tried to drown myself, thank you very much!

For a modest fee, one of our Pastors will come and help.
You could get Baptized, drowned and Saved all at the same time

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: The EMO Cure!

For a modest fee, one of our Pastors will come and help.
You could get Baptized, drowned and Saved all at the same time

Thank you Sister. You may have helped find the final solution to the goth problem!

[potophan]

Re: The EMO Cure!

So you are a total failure then?

I do believe that I have already told you that my parents stopped me. Read the thread before posting why don't you?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: The EMO Cure!

[...]I tried to drown myself, thank you very much!

Look, I hate to see a life wasted. How about we insure your life for $Million with Landover as benefactors? Please supply a full medical history and a date by which we might see a return; our joo accountants will do the rest.

[SUV]

Re: The EMO Cure!

I tried to drown myself, thank you very much!

[JennyD]

Re: The EMO Cure!

I do believe that I have already told you that my parents stopped me. Read the thread before posting why don't you?

Exactly. You failed to accomplish your goal of drowning yourself.

Perhaps as Sister BTB has suggested, you should have a Pastor help!

[VinnieVespisti]

Re: The EMO Cure!

well if it ain't sweet Susie-Sue posting all hungover again..... it's a beautiful thing honeybun, cuz I'm well hung and all over you.

Vinnie ain't never gonna judge you, my lil souse.

[CiaLoy]

Re: The EMO Cure!

What the actual piffle is wrong with you? I swear you people are the stupidest mofos I've ever met. You know, you guys are damn pathetic. You don't know anything!!! You people need a damn mental institution. Whoever made this forum really needs one. God, you are the definition of creep. I hope Stephen King puts you in one of his books making you die.

[Des]

Re: The EMO Cure!

What the actual piffle is wrong with you? I swear you people are the stupidest mofos I've ever met. You know, you guys are damn pathetic. You don't know anything!!! You people need a damn mental institution. Whoever made this forum really needs one. God, you are the definition of creep. I hope Stephen King puts you in one of his books making you die.

Look pumpkin, we have observed that Emu's are too stupid to cut themselves enough to produce a mortal wound. Being more intelligent than your kind, we kindly made this particular thread in order to teach you how to do the job right. You should be thanking us.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: The EMO Cure!

Behold the Atheist and the persecution of Christians!

What the actual piffle is wrong with you? I swear you people are the stupidest mofos I've ever met. You know, you guys are damn pathetic. You don't know anything!!! You people need a damn mental institution. Whoever made this forum really needs one. God, you are the definition of creep. I hope Stephen King puts you in one of his books making you die.

Despite your being rejected by Christ, I will pray fro you (although some might see it as a futile gesture.)

[Regis Alexandrus]

Re: The EMO Cure!

Emos tend to be spoiled teens who complain about everything, but never offer solutions for anything, usually to attract sympathy through self-pity. They need to be tied to chairs and tortured physically and emotionally to understand true pain.