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  • Forest_dweller
    Unsaved Trash, Demon Hippie
    • Nov 2008
    • 62

    #31
    Re: WHY do YOU hate witchs?

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    I should ban you here and now, witch. How dare you come in here challenging Jesus to a magic duel!? He is the Creator of the Universe, you imbecile! Do you imagine that there is a trick He doesn't know?
    Challenge Jesus to a magic duel? That is so freaking stupid I think I got a tumor from reading it!!

    I said Jesus cannot stop magic, the word "duel" never even came up. Taking my words out of context does not make you look any smarter, dont you know that yet?

    Thank you Rachel, for your kind words.

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    • Rev. M. Rodimer
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • May 2008
      • 13996

      #32
      Re: WHY do YOU hate witchs?

      Originally posted by Forest_dweller View Post
      Challenge Jesus to a magic duel? That is so freaking stupid I think I got a tumor from reading it!!

      I said Jesus cannot stop magic, the word "duel" never even came up.
      Saying Jesus cannot stop your puny spell is challenging Jesus.

      Are you really this stupid?

      Incidentally, I hope your prediction is correct, and that you indeed did get a tumor from reading Pastor Ezekiel's witty retort.
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • Forest_dweller
        Unsaved Trash, Demon Hippie
        • Nov 2008
        • 62

        #33
        Re: WHY do YOU hate witchs?

        Very christian of you. Nice to know I'm in your prayers. If I do get a tumor one of the super-evil satanic sergeons would be happy to fix it.

        FYI, spreading the word of christ is difficult if you have enough hate in your heart to say such things. Examine yourself. Jesus would not want to live in your "house" because it reeks of feces and hypocrisy.

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        • StarrKingGrad
          Unsaved trash
          • Jan 2008
          • 161

          #34
          Re: WHY do YOU hate witchs?

          Originally posted by Miss Maisie View Post
          Originally posted by Moon Loon View Post
          Clearly you are not christians if you seek to destroy. Does the Bible not say "Love thy neighbor, show kindness, to forgive" ??
          And just where does the bible say that, sugar? Chapter and verse please. It always amazes me that so many people done have no idea about what the bible really says.
          Mark 12:31: Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.

          Colossians 3:12: Put on therefore, as the elect of God, holy and beloved, bowels of mercies, kindness, humbleness of mind, meekness, longsuffering

          Mark 11:25: And when ye stand praying, forgive, if ye have ought against any: that your Father also which is in heaven may forgive you your trespasses.

          There are more examples. I admit that there is much cruelty and prejudice in the Bible, which you "True Christians" seem to take to heart, but there are many passages that urge us to take a softer path.
          ...as God's chosen people, holy and dearly loved, clothe yourselves with compassion, kindness, humility, gentleness and patience. Bear with each other and forgive whatever grievances you may have against one another. Forgive as the Lord forgave you. And over all these virtues put on love, which binds them all together in perfect unity. Colossians 3:12-14 (emphasis mine)

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          • Atheist and Agnostic
            Unsaved Trash, Darwinista Monkey-worshiper
            • Nov 2008
            • 14

            #35
            Re: WHY do YOU hate witchs?

            Originally posted by StarrKingGrad View Post
            I admit that there is much cruelty and prejudice in the Bible, which you "True Christians" seem to take to heart, but there are many passages that urge us to take a softer path.
            Another reason why the Bible is contradictory.
            Most people seem to assume that atheism and agnosticism are incompatible. This is false. Agnosticism deals with knowledge (or lack thereof). Theism and atheism deal with beliefs. Theism is based on the belief that a god or gods exist. Basic atheism is simply a lack of belief in gods.

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            • Mistress Cookie
              Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2008
              • 6790

              #36
              Re: WHY do YOU hate witchs?

              Originally posted by Moon Loon View Post
              voodoo is witchcraft you stuck up little cow, satan does exist
              Yes...and the last time I saw him he cloaked himself as a "gentleman" such as yourself, one who wouldst speak in such a vile way to as good and fine and upright a True Christian woman as our Miss Masie.

              You are a guest in the House Of The Lord, here, my fine little fellow, and His womenfolk are not mere indentured parlormaids to be lashed by the face of your brutal histrionics, nor trampled beneath the boots of your vile and petulant words.

              Remember that.

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              • Brother_Percy
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 1359

                #37
                Re: WHY do YOU hate witchs?

                Originally Posted by Witch1
                WHY do YOU hate witchs?


                I wasn't going to post this, as it is very hard for me to talk about... but here goes...

                When I was a kid, my older sister was kidnapped by Witches. My parents don't talk about it much, mainly because it hurts so badly. It tore our whole family apart.

                We never found out what happened. I'm sorry, I can't say anymore...



                THERE! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, WITCH? NOW YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU MONSTERS SO MUCH!


                WHAT DID YOU FREAKS DO TO MY SISTER, YOU WORTHLESS WHORE? WHAT DID YOU ALL DO TO HER?

                TELL YOUR MASTER SATAN I WILL NOT STOP UNTIL I FIND HER, OR FIND OUT WHAT YOU ANIMALS DID! YOU GOT THAT, HELL-BITCH?

                TELL LUCIFER HE BETTER WATCH HIS BACK, BECAUSE COME JUDGEMENT DAY I'M GONNA MAKE HIM PAY FOR THE PAIN HE'S CAUSED MY FAMILY!

                FOR MY GOD IS STRONGER THAN YOUR LEGIONS OF HELL, WITCH, AND HIS RIGHTEOUS JUDGEMENT WILL BE UPON YOU ALL!

                JUST WAIT!

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                • Turdhead part 2
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Oct 2008
                  • 48

                  #38
                  Re: WHY do YOU hate witchs?

                  Originally posted by Brother_Percy View Post
                  I wasn't going to post this, as it is very hard for me to talk about... but here goes...

                  When I was a kid, my older sister was kidnapped by Witches. My parents don't talk about it much, mainly because it hurts so badly. It tore our whole family apart.

                  We never found out what happened. I'm sorry, I can't say anymore...



                  THERE! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, WITCH? NOW YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU MONSTERS SO MUCH!


                  WHAT DID YOU FREAKS DO TO MY SISTER, YOU WORTHLESS WHORE? WHAT DID YOU ALL DO TO HER?

                  TELL YOUR MASTER SATAN I WILL NOT STOP UNTIL I FIND HER, OR FIND OUT WHAT YOU ANIMALS DID! YOU GOT THAT, HELL-BITCH?

                  TELL LUCIFER HE BETTER WATCH HIS BACK, BECAUSE COME JUDGEMENT DAY I'M GONNA MAKE HIM PAY FOR THE PAIN HE'S CAUSED MY FAMILY!

                  FOR MY GOD IS STRONGER THAN YOUR LEGIONS OF HELL, WITCH, AND HIS RIGHTEOUS JUDGEMENT WILL BE UPON YOU ALL!

                  JUST WAIT!
                  I assume I'm meant to believe this...

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                  • Brother_Percy
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Forum Member
                    • May 2008
                    • 1359

                    #39
                    Re: WHY do YOU hate witchs?

                    Originally posted by Turdhead part 2 View Post
                    I assume I'm meant to believe this...
                    Listen up you little turd, I was only 6 years old when it happened, and the truama that it's caused my parents is more than a worthless little freak like you could ever imagine. She was only 15 when she vanished, and she was mixing with punks and similar satanic trash when it happened. We know the Devil took her, we just dont know where.

                    You better watch your step. I do not suffer fools like you gladly, especially when you insult my family.

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                    • Turdhead part 2
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Oct 2008
                      • 48

                      #40
                      Re: WHY do YOU hate witchs?

                      Originally posted by Brother_Percy View Post
                      Listen up you little turd, I was only 6 years old when it happened, and the truama that it's caused my parents is more than a worthless little freak like you could ever imagine. She was only 15 when she vanished, and she was mixing with punks and similar satanic trash when it happened. We know the Devil took her, we just dont know where.

                      You better watch your step. I do not suffer fools like you gladly, especially when you insult my family.
                      I'm not insulting your family, I'm just saying I don't believe you, and why watch my step carefully? The worst that will happen to me is I'll get banned again, you have no power over me and your threats are empty...

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                      • Brother_Percy
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 1359

                        #41
                        Re: WHY do YOU hate witchs?

                        Originally posted by Turdhead part 2 View Post
                        You have no power over me and your threats are empty...
                        Wrong answer, retard ... If I had no power over you and your posting here, why were you banned??

                        Goodbye loser!

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                        • LooneyTunes
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 5

                          #42
                          Re: WHY do YOU hate witchs?

                          Haha!!! You guys are funny!!
                          We do not allow satanic code to be posted in this space.--ADMIN

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                          • Pastor Al E Pistle
                            Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 9323

                            #43
                            Re: WHY do YOU hate witchs?

                            Originally posted by Lunarstealler View Post
                            Haha!!! You guys are funny!!
                            It isn't funny! My dog disappeared once, too! There are witches and demons all around, just waiting to get their claws into Christian children....
                            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556

                              #44
                              Re: WHY do YOU hate witchs?

                              AMEN! And we have posted video proof HERE, so shut your yap, kid! Or the witches will get YOU!
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • LooneyTunes
                                Unsaved trash
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 5

                                #45
                                Re: WHY do YOU hate witchs?

                                I do not think so my fickle fiend. I am THE Witch.

                                What are you going to do about it?

                                Zap me with your Christian rightousness?!!

                                HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
                                We do not allow satanic code to be posted in this space.--ADMIN

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