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  • Timpy
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Dec 2006
    • 1

    #1

    A fresh new look at things.

    Over the last several hours I have been reading threw posts made by you "True belivers". I surpose I am taking time out of my

    28-Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing
    nature.
    29-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
    computer.

    to post on this lovly website of yours. I'm going to start right there with 28 - 29 what teenage boy normal doesn't do this.

    8-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the
    Bible, prayer, church or sports.

    No teenager in their right mind would want to lose intrest in the bible, prayer, church its just to much fun. 0_0

    21-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an
    adult.

    I mean what the hell, I would love to take my mom or some other adult and my friends to the movies it would be such a blast. Then we could all go out to dinner together. Sounds fun huh ??? 0_0

    14-Complains of boredom.
    23-Misbehaves at school.
    24-Misbehaves at home.

    You've got to be kidding me.

    31-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
    32-Expresses an interest in sex.

    Don't make me laugh.

    34-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.

    So being gay + 4 other of these examples makes you goth / mental?

    I loved reading this post.
    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!

    If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene
    immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it.
    If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental
    health center.
    It's so full of (Due to the word sensor I will say "Poo")

    I took down some rather intresting quotes that are really just plain rude, offensive etc etc etc...

    Here's a good one

    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
    Icky, please don't get all protective. This guy is a well-know homer with whom we have had dealings in the past. You can't save him and JESUS doesn't want to.
    I love they way this guy uses JESUS as to imply that the one who died in order to save us has given up on this "homer???"

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    Friend,

    Yes you but sadly you will fail. Why? Because God made you a worthless piece of trash, incapable of anything God. No for you to succeed you need to take responsibility for yourself and turn your life over to Jesus! Then, with His Holy Help® you can succeed.
    It's good to know that bobby joe and God are close enough that they can share this information freely. God making someone a worthless piece of trash? But then saying that hey Jesus will save you no problem at all. Kinda contridicting.

    Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
    Obviously, you goths are NOT very intelligent, so that's a lie, Ixi.
    Why do you keep lying to Jesus?

    Not to mention the fact that you're very hellbound.. And is going to end up on satans tallywhacker..

    Just remember when that happens, that we tried to save you!
    Damn your doing an awesome job saving her, but then again i'm not familiar with the whole story. Ixi you sound like a lovly person.

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Buddy, nobody is going to "blast" you here....but it sounds like you are ready for it before we even get a chance to tell you the Good News about Jesus. Are you one of those nancyboys who actually gets his jollies by having folks abuse him? We don't swing that way here buddy boy. We only abuse those who Jesus tells us to abuse.
    So Jesus comes to you and tells you who to abuse does he? Abusing someone doesn't sound very godly to me in fact it seems quite the opposite. I won't say more than that...

    Well to conclude my rant I surpose i'll say that if this forum is a representation of your church, then I guess i'll be seeing you all in hell.

    Judge thy neighbour,
    but also
    Love thy neighbour.

    Something some of you obviously don't get.
  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #2
    Re: A fresh new look at things.

    Originally posted by Timpy View Post

    14-Complains of boredom.
    23-Misbehaves at school.
    24-Misbehaves at home.

    You've got to be kidding me.
    Friend,
    Do we look like clowns to you? Does it look like we are joking? This is as serious as the fires of Hell friend. Just because that kind of depravity is what passes for normal in the Hell hole you live in friend means it is right.

    Originally posted by Timpy View Post
    It's good to know that bobby joe and God are close enough that they can share this information freely. God making someone a worthless piece of trash? But then saying that hey Jesus will save you no problem at all. Kinda contridicting.
    While I claim no special relationship with God like the idol worshiping Pope friend that the unsaved are worthless trash is a clear enough message from The Bible; Humanity is innately sinful and depraved without God. Without God's help any human richly deserves to be tortured for eternity for merely existing.

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    • Deaner
      Christ's Love Messenger
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 5932

      #3
      Re: A fresh new look at things.

      Originally posted by Timpy View Post
      Ixi you sound like a lovly person.
      Get a room gimpy. This forum is for informing the world of the warm embrace of Jesus; not a place for you to experiment with your choo-choo. Get behind me satan!

      Dean

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