Religious Dictionary

[Bert from Belgium]

It also concerns your sect, so I post it in the right topic ("false religions and cults") I guess you won't see any problem with that.



Allah: Allah is great, that's all we know about him

Apostle: most fervent disciple of Jesus, who bewitched them, convincing them to follow him and give up their wives and kids, in order to wander somewhere in Palestine. After the treason of Judas, they created a football club. After the pentecost, they split and created many football clubs around the Mediterranean sea.

Ascension Day where you have vacation, usually the last thursday of May, allowing students not to go to school at thursday and friday, thus allowing them to study for their exams.

Assomption Another vacation day, in mid-August.

Atheist Tired man, because nothing is harder than fighting against something that does not exist

Baptem Purification rite practised in primitive societies. For the catholics, this rite is made by spilling water that stagnated several months inside their temple on the head of a baby who hasn't asked anything.
This is the first step of the brainwashing.

Blessing Magic formula said by christian druids in order to flatter God's ego and get something from him.

Stoup: survival of Pagan rites, stocking water "blessed" by catholic druids who said a magic formula transforming it into magic water.

Bible: compilation of old books. Historical, poetic or warlike, these are important for Jews, Christian or Muslims. It say that you must believe in God. So if it's written...

Cathedral: big temple dedicated to some divinity of the Christian mythology: Marie, Jesus, Saints...the most famous, Notre-Dame de Paris, was the house of Quasimodo.

Rosary: allows the believer not to mistake in his prayers. Because if you say 9 or 11 "ave maria" instead of 10, it does not work.

Christianism: religious and proselytic sect has a hegemonic goal. Its first guru was called Jesus and was from Nazareth.

Confessionnal: small wooden house inside the churches. Believers go there to tell their sins and be forgiven, so that they feel free to sin again once they are outside the church. Do not confuse with WC.

Convent: breeding place for christian female priests

Cross: christian totem. If Jesus had been impaled, I let you guess what you would with your hand...

Belief: parasit of counscienceness inhibating the mind.

Believer: synonym of credulous, gullible. Human who adopted, by intellectual lazyness or conformism, the beliefs of his circle in order to appease his existential fears.

Crucifix: portative totem / redoutable wapon used in movies to make the vampires run away

Priest: Christian local guru

God: Placebo for people looking for sense and marks

Dogme: "it's like that, not another way!"

Excommunication: anticipated liberation for good beheaving (I don't know how to translate it, but it's the same as if you were freed from jail earlier because you are calm)

Faith: Total adhesion to a divinity. Inoffensive if people do it for their own purpose, it may be dangerous if they overdo or if they do it in group.

Inquisition: Period in the late Middle-Age where the Catholic church showed its tolerance, misericorde and kindness.

Jesus: 1) Kind of sausage made in Eastern France and Switzerland
2) Jew carpenter and predicator. Killed in 33 after himself.

Judaism: confidential religion, only 0.2% of the people suffer from it. The priests are called rabbins and churches are synagogues. Sunday falls on Saturday, and Paradise is called Promised Land.

Louia Small Palestinian town where the local Christian football club won against the Jews club from Jerusalem. Even if the Christian captain has been crucified because he multiplied the balloons, his club won 4-0. That's why we still sing "Allez Louia! Allez Louia!" ("go on Louia" > Allelujah!)

Prayer: flattering of God in the hope of gaining something in his favor. Whatever results from it, it confirms the believer's faith. Example: a prayer in order to succeed in an exam.
> You passed it: "God is great! He granted my prayer!"
> You failed it: "God sent me a message to tell me I do not believe enough. I'm a poor sinner. I must pray much more. God is great!"

Religion: sect that has gained monopoly in a country or a region. Hereditary.

Pray for yourself Bro

[Bert from Belgium]

Re: Religious Dictionary

Funny, it's forbidden to edit?

Just to add that if you don't remove this post and kick me, I give you respect.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Religious Dictionary

You don't even speak proper American, do you...

We certainly do not need a false Christian dictionary posted on God's favorite forum. Especially one written in polack or whatever it is.


Stop being a frenchie and maybe Jesus won't hate you so much.

[eliot mayfield]

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ban you? I think not. We enjoy discussions about religion, that's what we're here for. We only ban people who have no respect for our Lord and the church. I can see from your post you are misinformed about many aspects of Christianity so we'll do our best to help you.
You can edit when you've been here for awhile longer.

[Bert from Belgium]

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You don't even speak proper American, do you

But I speak Dutch, German and French much better than you.

We certainly do not need a false Christian dictionary posted on God's favorite forum.

Why would it be less worthy than another dictionary?
And why would this forum be liked by God? He told you that?
I guess that He (if he exists) has humor, since I read somewhere that he "created Man in his own image".

Especially one written in polack or whatever it is

Wow is this Christian hospitality? Polack is pejorative and in my country you would be considered as a racist.

ban you? I think not. We enjoy discussions about religion, that's what we're here for. We only ban people who have no respect for our Lord and the church. I can see from your post you are misinformed about many aspects of Christianity so we'll do our best to help you.
You can edit when you've been here for awhile longer.

Thanks for your answer. Excuse me if I have been a bit too sarcastic, I just wanted to shock you to see how you react, but I did not want to be agressive.

I'm baptised Catholic (but you seem not to like Catholics very much...) but, like 95% of the people in my country, never go to church. I used to have more faith, but now I'm at University, and the more I learn and read books, the more I'm atheist. I'm building my own opinion, so I'm open to what you say.

However, I came here because a friend told me there was a forum with extremist Christians. You may not consider yourself as extremist, but if you compared yourself to people in my country, you would change your mind!

Thx again for your answer.

[eliot mayfield]

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What country are you in? You should try reading the Bible instead of seccular books designed by Satan to turn you away from God.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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But I speak Dutch, German and French much better than you.

Who cares? Those are worthless gutter languages. God dictated the Holy Bible to King James and his translators as HE wanted it recorded. The language God chose was not swahili or polack gibberish. It was ENGLISH. Praise Jesus.

Why would it be less worthy than another dictionary?

See above. Dictionaries are written by monkey-worshipers like you, who are hell-bent on subverting God's Plan for us all. The only book worth reading is the Holy KJV1611 Bible.

And why would this forum be liked by God? He told you that?

God has Chosen Landover Baptist Church as His preferred church. Our beliefs can be read in detail HERE.

Wow is this Christian hospitality? Polack is pejorative and in my country you would be considered as a racist.

Well, we aren't in your third world country, are we? This is AMERICA mister. God's chosen people. And we are not racists in any sense of the word. We follow the Holy KJV1611 Bible to the letter, frenchie.

It is well-known that eurotrash scum are unsaved scum and homers to boot. You have no choice but to accept Jesus as your personal Saviour©, otherwise you will be doomed to eternal damnation like most people.

“And the slain of the Lord shall be at that day from one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth: they shall not be lamented, neither gathered, nor buried, they shall be dung upon the ground.” (Jeremiah 25:33)

[Bert from Belgium]

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BELGIUM* it's written on my pseudo

You should read something else than the bible

No, really, I'm reading some topics, and this is really frightening!

books designed by Satan

... are you kidding?
I also read than women and black were "inferior" ...is this a joke?

I consider myself as moderate. I like being free, and think by myself. Of course, some things written in the bible are good. But when he says that some people are inferior, that's bad, that leads to racism and violence.

According to me, every religion must be
- tolerant
- open
- pacifist
- peacefull

When I went to catechism (?) that's what the priest said, and I totally agree with him.

But "Pastor Ezekiel" says exactly the contrary. That's why I really wonder if he reads the same bible than the priest in my village.

Since he (he, but many others on this forum) is absolutely certain to be right and the others to be wrong, he is nothing else than a fanatic, and does not deserve more respect from me than the islamists, for example.

By the way, he (and many others) are ennemies of the others religions, but on many points (inferiority of the woman, the holy book written by god, the infidels burn in hell...) he totally agrees with islam. Strange.



* the tiny country that dared to say NO to the war, and where we make delicious chocolate, waffles, fries and beer **
** nothing to do with your industrial disgusting drink ***
*** by the way, the best ones are made in Abbeys

[eliot mayfield]

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Please show the word "tolerant" in the Bible. I have never seen it.

[Bert from Belgium]

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It is well-known that eurotrash scum are unsaved scum and homers to boot.

Nice example of tolerance. Once more, you are behaving like a racist, by considering people from a whole continent just by judging through my opinion only.

I believed Christianity to be peaceful and tolerant, I misunderstood. You make me open my eyes on the true face of the Church and become more and more atheist. Thx!

By the way, would you mind answering to some definitions of my dictionary?

[Bert from Belgium]

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Please show the word "tolerant" in the Bible. I have never seen it.

WOAAAAAAAAAAAAOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Are you Christian?????

You really meant you
-> are against tolerance (some people are inferior)
-> not pacifist (let's kill the infidels! Tally Oh!)
?????????????????????????????????????

[eliot mayfield]

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WOAAAAAAAAAAAAOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Are you Christian?????

You really meant you
-> are against tolerance (some people are inferior)
-> not pacifist (let's kill the infidels! Tally Oh!)
?????????????????????????????????????

I belive in the Bible. It's God's word. I have never seen tolerance there.

[Bert from Belgium]

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It won't make you laugh, but did you know you shared the same point of view than :
1) some European during the middle-age
2) the Islamists
3) the Nazis and most of the racists and extreme-right parties.

[Bert from Belgium]

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And if what Jesus said was to love our future, how do you justify your untolerance and racism?

[eliot mayfield]

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It won't make you laugh, but did you know you shared the same point of view than :
1) some European during the middle-age
2) the Islamists
3) the Nazis and most of the racists and extreme-right parties.

The Islamists do not follow the Bible
The nazi's were catholics and did not follow the KCV1611.