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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
    Senior Pastor
    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
    Always Biblically correct
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 10639

    #31
    Re: Rainbow Baptists - BLLLECCCCH!

    Originally posted by shaunasaurus View Post
    Yeah you're pretty much a total idiot as well. Any CHRISTIAN could get a disease, you're a HUMAN BEING, not some IMMORTAL.
    Mind if I check the Bible instead of just taking your word for it?

    Exodus 23:25: And ye shall serve the LORD your God, and he shall bless thy bread, and thy water; and I will take sickness away from the midst of thee.

    Deuteronomy 7:15: And the LORD will take away from thee all sickness, and will put none of the evil diseases of Egypt, which thou knowest, upon thee; but will lay them upon all [them] that hate thee.

    Of course, we know that some people in the church need a little extra spiritual help in having their sins forgiven so that they won't be sick, so Scripture provides the following:

    James 5:14-15: Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord: And the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and the Lord shall raise him up; and if he have committed sins, they shall be forgiven him.
    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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    • Virginia Day Templeton
      Christ's Battle Axe
       
      • Dec 2006
      • 2827

      #32
      Re: Rainbow Baptists - BLLLECCCCH!

      Originally posted by shaunasaurus View Post
      you're a HUMAN BEING, not some IMMORTAL.
      Once again, the Bible proves you wrong.

      John 3:15
      That whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have eternal life.


      See? We are immortal! So are you, in a way -- you'll just spend eternity in Hell being sodomized by demons while we shoot the bull with Jesus and laugh at your predicament. May He be praised!
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      • SalvationSeeker
        True Christian™ Theologian
        Forum Member
        • Sep 2006
        • 3892

        #33
        Re: Rainbow Baptists - BLLLECCCCH!

        Originally posted by mollychu View Post
        so, if you believe in God and listen to everything the bible says, but you're not a "true christian", you'll wind up in hell?


        For not the hearers of the law are just before God, but the doers of the law shall be justified.
        Romans 2:13

        A True Christian is, simply put, one who believe in God and listen to everything the Bible says...
        AND THEN ACTS ON IT.

        We are doers of the Word, not hearers only, trying to deceive ourselfs:
        But be ye doers of the word, and not hearers only, deceiving your own selves.
        For if any be a hearer of the word, and not a doer, he is like unto a man beholding his natural face in a glass:
        For he beholdeth himself, and goeth his way, and straightway forgetteth what manner of man he was.
        James 1:22-24
        If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
        A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
        Proverbs 9:12-13

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        • OnYourKnees
          On Extended Furlough
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2006
          • 4729

          #34
          Re: Rainbow Baptists - BLLLECCCCH!

          Originally posted by shaunasaurus View Post
          DID I EVER SAY THAT? NO. I never said the Bible was toilet paper to me, and i NEVER said i HATED God, i LOVE God for your information, i just don't love your VIEW on Him. You make Him look like some unforgiving MONSTER.
          When He ISN'T, God is a loving Lord. Unlike you, you arn't loving of anything unless it meets up to your expectations and standards.
          What Bible have you been reading? The New Infidel Version, which cuts out whatever parts they don't like?

          My KJV1611 has many instances of God destroying entire cities and entire peoples because they refused to follow Him. Does that sound like some free-love hippie god to you?!

          We portray God in exactly the manner the Bible portrays God. He is kind, gentle, loving, vicious, brutal, and genocidal. He tortures people to win bets (heard of Job? There's a whole book on him, look it up). He creates evil people so he will have someone to punish. He turns idolators into homosexuals so he will have more reasons to punish them.

          No, God is not some free-love hippie who hopes everyone will be saved. God knows exactly who will or will not be saved! He's OMNISCIENT! He knows the FUTURE! There is no "hoping" for something to happen when you already know the outcome!
          Originally posted by mollychu View Post
          so if you were to um...."yah" with someone with AIDS, you'd magically be immune to it?
          Um, we wouldn't "yah" with someone not our husband or wife. That'd be the sin of fornication (or adultery, for those of us already married).
          Originally posted by mollychu View Post
          arnt all people the same in God's eyes?
          i dont think Christians are above any other types of people, are they?
          Do you have a Bible? Only those who are followers of Jesus are saved, everyone else is to be damned to Hell.
          Originally posted by mollychu View Post
          so, if you believe in God and listen to everything the bible says, but you're not a "true christian", you'll wind up in hell?
          If you believe in God (and therefore Jesus and the Holy Ghost, as they are the three parts of the 3-for-1 God) and follow everything in the Bible, then I do believe that MAKES you a Christian. Being an LBC True Christian is not possible for some, such as those living in wastelands such as bombed-out Baghdad or primitive Montreal. However, they can follow their Bibles.

          Again, that means following EVERYTHING in the Bible, not just the pleasant or convenient parts.

          Have you read the entire Bible yet, Miss Chu?
          Originally posted by mollychu View Post
          what if your parents got AIDS somehow and it transferred to you?
          How exactly would they do that? I don't share blood or other bodily fluids with my parents. I'm not some sort of pervert. Are you?

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          • Brother Temperance
            Senior Usher
            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
            A very nice young man
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15621

            #35
            Re: Rainbow Baptists - BLLLECCCCH!

            Originally posted by mollychu View Post
            what if your parents got AIDS somehow and it transferred to you?
            As Brother Knees says, it would be your own sinful fault for fornicating with your mother or sodomising your father, you sick freak! Besides, God has no problem with punishing children for their parent's sins.
            Exodus 34:6 And the LORD passed by before him, and proclaimed, The LORD, The LORD God, merciful and gracious, longsuffering, and abundant in goodness and truth,
            7 Keeping mercy for thousands, forgiving iniquity and transgression and sin, and that will by no means clear the guilty; visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children, and upon the children's children, unto the third and to the fourth generation.

            You see? The LORD God is merciful and good, but He is perfectly willing to punish children for their father's sins.

            Deuteronomy 5:9 Thou shalt not bow down thyself unto them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me.
            If you worship the wrong God, God will punish your children, your grandchildren, and even your grandchildren's children.

            Leviticus 26:27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
            28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
            29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

            If you make God angry, He will curse you so you have to eat your children. Compared to that, getting AIDS from your parents looks like getting off pretty lightly.

            Deuteronomy 28:53 And thou shalt eat the fruit of thine own body, the flesh of thy sons and of thy daughters, which the LORD thy God hath given thee, in the siege, and in the straitness, wherewith thine enemies shall distress thee:
            54 So that the man that is tender among you, and very delicate, his eye shall be evil toward his brother, and toward the wife of his bosom, and toward the remnant of his children which he shall leave:
            55 So that he will not give to any of them of the flesh of his children whom he shall eat: because he hath nothing left him in the siege, and in the straitness, wherewith thine enemies shall distress thee in all thy gates.

            God repeats that thing about making sinners eat their children, just in case anyone wasn't paying attention. To add emphasis, the second time He makes clear that when He makes people eat their own kids, they'll be so desperate, they won't even share any child-meat with their wives or brothers, no matter how much they love them. Do you have a problem with this? If so, you have a problem with GOD.
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • OscarMeyerWiener
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Feb 2007
              • 1

              #36
              Re: Rainbow Baptists - BLLLECCCCH!

              Actually, AIDS as been traced back to a man that was attacked by a monkey, and in the fight blood was exchanged. But if you'd prefer you can divulge in your sinful little hypothesis

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78555

                #37
                Re: Rainbow Baptists - BLLLECCCCH!

                Originally posted by OscarMeyerWiener View Post
                Actually, AIDS as been traced back to a man that was attacked by a monkey, and in the fight blood was exchanged. But if you'd prefer you can divulge in your sinful little hypothesis
                Well, I have heard a story similar to that. A pastor who used to run a ministry in Africa told me that its common practice for nigras there to fornicate with, then eat monkeys they catch. He said AIDS started that way, as a punishment from Jesus to those monkey men. It worked so well that Jesus decided to use it on homers all over the world too.

                That would explain why about 70% of the jungle bunnies over there in Africa all have AIDS. Monkey fornicators and homers, the lot.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Brother Temperance
                  Senior Usher
                  True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                  A very nice young man
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15621

                  #38
                  Re: Rainbow Baptists - BLLLECCCCH!

                  Originally posted by OscarMeyerWiener View Post
                  Actually, AIDS as been traced back to a man that was attacked by a monkey, and in the fight blood was exchanged. But if you'd prefer you can divulge in your sinful little hypothesis
                  Would you care to divulge (note the correct use of the term) your source for your outlandish claim?
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • Capt. Aaron Portway
                    One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                    Salvation from Above
                    God's Favorite Pilot™
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2008
                    • 6309

                    #39
                    Re: Rainbow Baptists - BLLLECCCCH!

                    I just had to bump this thread when I discovered these disgusting false Christian homo perverts! I was innocently surfing the internets when I came across THIS ABOMINABLE WEBSITE PAGE!


                    Originally posted by Crazy Homo Website
                    We envision that the day may speedily come within Baptist Churches when no one shall feel excluded from God's love in Jesus Christ because of their sexual orientation and gender identity.
                    Pardon my language, but WHAT THE HELL!?!?! Did you perverts maybe forget about THIS!?!

                    If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
                    Leviticus 20:13

                    So I searched Landover, and sure enough, Sister Templeton had discovered them as well almost three years ago!

                    As odd as it seems, these blasphemers have been allowed to KEEP LYING about Jesus and the Bible all this time! I'm really starting to hate the 1st Amendment!
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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29453

                      #40
                      Re: Rainbow Baptists - BLLLECCCCH!

                      Do they have an address?

                      Perhaps the next time I pass through, I could talk at them or maybe cook marshmallows at their place?
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • Capt. Aaron Portway
                        One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                        Salvation from Above
                        God's Favorite Pilot™
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2008
                        • 6309

                        #41
                        Re: Rainbow Baptists - BLLLECCCCH!

                        It's worse than I thought!!! They have a LIST of supposed BAPTIST churches where fags and lezbos are allowed to WORSHIP JESUS!!! Guess which state has the most faggot churches? Give up? CALIFORNIA!!!

                        I'm so glad I got out of that disgusting state!



                        BERKELEY
                        First Baptist Church
                        (ABC/Alliance/BPFNA)
                        2345 Channing Way 94704
                        (510) 848-5838
                        office@fbc-berkeley.org
                        Bruce Bramlett, Interim Pastor

                        COSTA MESA
                        Fairview Community Church(ABC/UCC/Evergreen Asso)
                        2525 Fairview Rd. 92626
                        (714) 545-4610
                        office@ocfairviewchurch.org
                        Sarah Halverson, Pastor

                        OAKLAND
                        Lakeshore Avenue Baptist Church(ABC/Alliance/BPFNA)
                        3534 Lakeshore Ave. 94610
                        (510) 893-2484
                        LABC4Jim@pacbell.net
                        H. James Hopkins, Pastor

                        SAN FRANCISCO
                        Dolores Street Baptist Church
                        (Alliance/BPFNA)
                        399 Arlington Street. 94131
                        (415) 826-2641
                        info@baptistchurchsf.org
                        Brian Dixon, Pastor

                        SAN JOSE
                        New Community of Faith
                        (ABC/UCC)
                        6350 Rainbow Dr. 95129
                        (408) 260-7904
                        jwshipp@gmail.com
                        Wesley Shipp, Interim Pastor

                        SAN LEANDRO
                        San Leandro Community Church (ABC/Alliance/BPFNA/UCC)
                        1395 Bancroft Ave. 94577
                        (510) 483-1811
                        slccoffice@worldnet.att.net
                        lblackert@hotmail.com
                        LeAnn Blackert, Pastor

                        They might as well be eating babies on the alter if they are going to let known and admitted PERVERT ABOMINATIONS sit in the pews and MOCK JESUS' temporary sacrifice!
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                        God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                        Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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                        • James Hutchins
                          True Christian™
                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                           
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 29453

                          #42
                          Re: Rainbow Baptists - BLLLECCCCH!

                          Ah, all Southern California, no doubt the beaner influence. You know how those people are.
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • SayvedByTheLord
                            Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2007
                            • 3151

                            #43
                            Re: Rainbow Baptists - BLLLECCCCH!

                            I am so glad you got out of there Brother Portway. Soon that Godless state will drop into the ocean and Christians in AZ, and NV will have beachfront property.


                            Leviticus 26:27-29

                            27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                            28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                            29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                            • Capt. Aaron Portway
                              One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                              Salvation from Above
                              God's Favorite Pilot™
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2008
                              • 6309

                              #44
                              Re: Rainbow Baptists - BLLLECCCCH!

                              And another thing, check out the names of the "Pastors" of these queer-enabling curches!

                              Bruce Bramlett, Interim Pastor ---------------BRUCE?!?! Is there a gayer name? And he's not even permanent.


                              Sarah Halverson, Pastor ------------------------A LADY Pastor? Yeah, and I'm a MALE nurse!


                              H. James Hopkins, Pastor----------------------- An obvious negro name. Typical! And a letter for a first name? What are trying to hide Mr. H?


                              Brian Dixon, Pastor------------------------------ Really? Dixson? Dick, Son? Obviously a pedophile queer cruising for young boys!


                              Wesley Shipp, Interim Pastor-------------------- Didn't this one used to be a colored actor?


                              LeAnn Blackert, Pastor------------------------- ANOTHER woman, this one with a very dikey first name!



                              Am I shocked? No. Am I even more disgusted than I was earlier? Yes!!!




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                              • James Hutchins
                                True Christian™
                                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                 
                                • Jun 2009
                                • 29453

                                #45
                                Re: Rainbow Baptists - BLLLECCCCH!

                                Brother Portway, the deeper you look, the darker it gets, very upsetting. I bet they are not a real Church, I mean how could they possibly be with such an obvious cast of fake characters!
                                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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