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  • mollychu
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    • Jan 2007
    • 143

    #16
    Re: Rainbow Baptists - BLLLECCCCH!

    Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
    True Christians™ don't get AIDS.
    Wow. thats outstanding.


    so if you were to um...."yah" with someone with AIDS, you'd magically be immune to it?

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    • Talitha
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      True Christian™
      • Mar 2026
      • 15118

      #17
      Re: Rainbow Baptists - BLLLECCCCH!

      Originally posted by mollychu View Post
      Wow. thats outstanding.


      so if you were to um...."yah" with someone with AIDS, you'd magically be immune to it?
      See, even you are coming around to the Lords way of thinking

      Sister Talitha

      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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      • mollychu
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        • Jan 2007
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        #18
        Re: Rainbow Baptists - BLLLECCCCH!

        arnt all people the same in God's eyes?



        i dont think Christians are above any other types of people, are they?

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        • Talitha
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          • Mar 2026
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          #19
          Re: Rainbow Baptists - BLLLECCCCH!

          Originally posted by mollychu View Post
          arnt all people the same in God's eyes?

          i dont think Christians are above any other types of people, are they?
          All True christians™ are the same in The Lords eyes.
          Anyone else is doomed to end up in Hell.

          Sister Talitha

          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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          • mollychu
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            • Jan 2007
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            #20
            Re: Rainbow Baptists - BLLLECCCCH!

            Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
            All True christians™ are the same in The Lords eyes.
            Anyone else is doomed to end up in Hell.
            so, if you believe in God and listen to everything the bible says, but you're not a "true christian", you'll wind up in hell?


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            • Talitha
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              • Mar 2026
              • 15118

              #21
              Re: Rainbow Baptists - BLLLECCCCH!

              Originally posted by mollychu View Post
              so, if you believe in God and listen to everything the bible says, but you're not a "true christian", you'll wind up in hell?
              It's kinda correct, but reading the True Bible(KJV1611), believe in Jesus Christ then you stand a greater chance.
              Tithing to Landover also helps. As a Triple Platinum Tither, I not only have my place assured in Church, but a promise from Pastor that Jesus will consider me for Saviour.
              Only menfolk get an absolute guarantee.

              Sister Talitha

              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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              • shaunasaurus
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                • Jan 2007
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                #22
                Re: Rainbow Baptists - BLLLECCCCH!

                Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                It's kinda correct, but reading the True Bible(KJV1611), believe in Jesus Christ then you stand a greater chance.
                Tithing to Landover also helps. As a Triple Platinum Tither, I not only have my place assured in Church, but a promise from Pastor that Jesus will consider me for Saviour.
                Only menfolk get an absolute guarantee.
                Yeah right, everyone is loved in God's eyes no matter their differences.

                What, because i'm part European and part Mexican i'm AUTOMATICALLY going to hell? You absolutely think "white" is a RACE to? You're so STUPID.
                White people came to America from EUROPE TO ESCAPE THE KING.

                Uhm, we learned that in 7th grade i beleive.

                And way to go standing up for women rights, (sarcasm)
                it's women like you that make dumb blonde jokes exist.

                Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
                What white person in his right mind would intentionally fornicate with a nigra buck?
                Black people arn't monkies, you're so racist.
                White people are about the same distance in evolution from monkies as black people are.

                And i've seen many couples with a black person and a white person (Hetero relationships, i remind you, so you don't just say they are "homer" relationships automatically since that's all you can ever think of anyways.)

                And in society a lot of white girls apparently like black men because they have large certian man-parts. That's just society though (not my personal opinion). Which you allienate yourselves from.


                Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
                True Christians™ don't get AIDS.

                Yeah you're pretty much a total idiot as well. Any CHRISTIAN could get a disease, you're a HUMAN BEING, not some IMMORTAL.

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                • Jesus is Lord
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                  • Sep 2006
                  • 639

                  #23
                  Re: Rainbow Baptists - BLLLECCCCH!

                  Originally posted by mollychu View Post
                  Wow. thats outstanding.


                  so if you were to um...."yah" with someone with AIDS, you'd magically be immune to it?
                  A True Christian™ wouldn't fornicate with somebody with AIDS. Only homers and wild fornicators get AIDS and other STDs. True Christians™ only fornicate with their spouse and then only to produce more Soldiers for Christ.
                  The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
                  Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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                  • mollychu
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                    • Jan 2007
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                    #24
                    Re: Rainbow Baptists - BLLLECCCCH!

                    Originally posted by Jesus is Lord View Post
                    A True Christian™ wouldn't fornicate with somebody with AIDS. Only homers and wild fornicators get AIDS and other STDs. True Christians™ only fornicate with their spouse and then only to produce more Soldiers for Christ.
                    what if your parents got AIDS somehow and it transferred to you?



                    theres other ways to get AIDS than through sex.

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                    • TwinkBoy
                      CASTLES DON'T HAVE PHONES
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                      • Dec 2006
                      • 212

                      #25
                      Re: Rainbow Baptists - BLLLECCCCH!

                      Shaunasaur, love, you state it beautifully by saying, "everyone is loved in God's eyes no matter their differences."

                      I see nothing wrong or sinful with different STROKES for different folks. Aren't gay people entitled to worship Jesus too, loves? I think so!
                      "I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania."

                      "Don't dream it...BE IT!"

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78555

                        #26
                        Re: Rainbow Baptists - BLLLECCCCH!

                        Originally posted by TwinkBoy View Post
                        Shaunasaur, love, you state it beautifully by saying, "everyone is loved in God's eyes no matter their differences."

                        I see nothing wrong or sinful with different STROKES for different folks. Aren't gay people entitled to worship Jesus too, loves? I think so!
                        God disagrees.

                        Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

                        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

                        Romans 1:25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.
                        Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
                        Romans 1:27 And likewise also the men , leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
                        Romans 1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;
                        (Male and female homers)

                        1st Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind ,

                        1st Timothy 1:9 Knowing this, that the law is not made for a righteous man, but for the lawless and disobedient, for the ungodly and for sinners, for unholy and profane, for murderers of fathers and murderers of mothers, for manslayers,
                        1st Timothy 1:10 For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind , for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;

                        1st Kings 14:24 And there were also sodomites in the land: and they did according to all the abominations of the nations which the LORD cast out before the children of Israel.

                        Deuteronomy 23:17 There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel.

                        Matthew 19:4 And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read, that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female,
                        Matthew 19:5 And said, For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh?
                        Matthew 19:6 Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.

                        Deuteronomy 22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.
                        (Male and female transvestites.)
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • SalvationSeeker
                          True Christian™ Theologian
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                          • Sep 2006
                          • 3892

                          #27
                          Re: Rainbow Baptists - BLLLECCCCH!

                          Originally posted by shaunasaurus View Post
                          DID I EVER SAY THAT? NO. I never said the Bible was toilet paper to me, and i NEVER said i HATED God, i LOVE God for your information, i just don't love your VIEW on Him. You make Him look like some unforgiving MONSTER.
                          When He ISN'T, God is a loving Lord. Unlike you, you arn't loving of anything unless it meets up to your expectations and standards.
                          Our view on Him?
                          We don't view Him in any particular way except this:
                          He is God, let Him do what He think is good!

                          When Samuel told Eli that God was going to curse his bloodline, Eli replies as any of us would have done:

                          And Samuel told him every whit, and hid nothing from him.
                          And he said, It is the LORD: let him do what seemeth him good.
                          1 Samuel 3:18

                          Are you too vain to accept God's just judgements?

                          Also, YES! God forgives.
                          BUT how could He forgive when you doesn't acknowledge that you've sinned?
                          It's called REPENTING, and if you don't repent, you will not be forgiven.

                          It's simple really:
                          If you are a homersexual and believe there is nothing wrong with that, you have not truly accepted Jesus and thus you have not repented of your sins.
                          YOU CANNOT SIN IF YOU HAVE TRULY ACCEPTED JESUS!
                          And so, you're going to hell!

                          You are a liar who do not know Him.
                          Don't pretend you do, you're not fooling anyone, not even yourself:

                          And hereby we do know that we know him, if we keep his commandments.
                          He that saith, I know him, and keepeth not his commandments, is a liar, and the truth is not in him.
                          1 John 2:3-4
                          If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                          A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                          Proverbs 9:12-13

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                          • OnYourKnees
                            On Extended Furlough
                            True Christian™
                            • Nov 2006
                            • 4729

                            #28
                            Re: Rainbow Baptists - BLLLECCCCH!

                            Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post

                            Romans 1:26-27
                            Because of this, God gave them over to shameful lusts. Even their women exchanged natural relations for unnatural ones. In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed indecent acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their perversion.
                            My dear Virginia, this does not look like a quote from the KJV1611. Did those Rainbow people start quoting the New Infidel Version to you or something?

                            I believe you meant to say:

                            Romans 1:22-27 KJV1611
                            Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,


                            And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.

                            Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:

                            Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.

                            For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
                            And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error, which was meat.

                            The context (verses 22-25) is added for clarity.

                            Clearly in this case, God saw that the people were idolators. SO, He made them into homosexuals to give Himself one more reason to punish them!

                            GLORY!
                            Last edited by OnYourKnees; 01-08-2007, 06:09 AM.

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                            • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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                              • Dec 2006
                              • 12414

                              #29
                              Re: Rainbow Baptists - BLLLECCCCH!

                              Originally posted by TwinkBoy View Post
                              Aren't gay people entitled to worship Jesus too, loves?
                              It's thanks to Sodomite artists that we have the popular image of Jesus as an effeminate hippy!
                              Jesus was a virile, strapping man who had short cropped blond hair, cool blue eyes, and was clean shaven! He was muscular and handsome, but not too much so as to not tempt Sodomites and wanton trollops!
                              Sodomites are damned to eternal fire thanks to the disgusting way they want to "get on their knees and worship" Jesus!
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                              • Star Finder
                                Rock Worshipper
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 1092

                                #30
                                Re: Rainbow Baptists - BLLLECCCCH!

                                Oh Christ!

                                Let the faggots all become Cat-o-lics so they can join in on the MARY worship, those little prancy-Nancey boys.

                                We would put them UNDER the Rock and squish them if we found them hiding in the woods at our ceremonies.
                                I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!

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