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  • Bucket
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jan 2007
    • 3

    #1

    I have been thinking of turning to this religion

    But tell me one thing, why would god let anyone die for that matter, even if they have sinned for there bad deeds why not just exile them some place else, until they repent.

    Also why is there stuff like the Flu, Down syndrome and back then yellow death, why could he not make this stuff stop.

    I am serious about turning though.
  • Mr_Bojangles
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jan 2007
    • 3

    #2
    Re: I have been thinking of turning to this religion

    God only loves people from this religion.

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    • Silver
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jan 2007
      • 2

      #3
      Re: I have been thinking of turning to this religion

      God would love more Fanatics er, i mean Children.

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      • OnYourKnees
        On Extended Furlough
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2006
        • 4729

        #4
        Re: I have been thinking of turning to this religion

        Originally posted by Bucket View Post
        But tell me one thing, why would god let anyone die for that matter, even if they have sinned for there bad deeds why not just exile them some place else, until they repent.

        Also why is there stuff like the Flu, Down syndrome and back then yellow death, why could he not make this stuff stop.

        I am serious about turning though.
        If you read your Bible, you would know that all comes from God. All good, and all evil.

        God doesn't LET people die, He kills them. Or, in the case of Job, he makes a bet with Satan, and lets Satan kill off their entire family and torture them.

        People are born with Down Syndrome because their parents sinned.

        I suggest you sit down with your KJV1611 and get reading, instead of asking silly questions such as this!

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        • Pastor Al E Pistle
          Christ's Cōnsiliārius
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 9323

          #5
          Re: I have been thinking of turning to this religion

          Originally posted by Bucket View Post
          But tell me one thing, why would god let anyone die for that matter, even if they have sinned for there bad deeds why not just exile them some place else, until they repent.

          Also why is there stuff like the Flu, Down syndrome and back then yellow death, why could he not make this stuff stop.

          I am serious about turning though.
          Praise JESUS, the fagboy is cast out! (GONG!)
          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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          • Pastor Al E Pistle
            Christ's Cōnsiliārius
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 9323

            #6
            Re: I have been thinking of turning to this religion

            Originally posted by Silver View Post
            God would love more Fanatics er, i mean Children.
            Praise JESUS, the anime character is cast out! (GONG!)
            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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            • Pastor Al E Pistle
              Christ's Cōnsiliārius
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 9323

              #7
              Re: I have been thinking of turning to this religion

              Originally posted by Mr_Bojangles View Post
              God only loves people from this religion.
              Praise JESUS, the homer is correct, but cast out anyway! (GONG!)
              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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              • zigzagdance
                Unsaved trash
                 
                • Jan 2007
                • 32

                #8
                Re: I have been thinking of turning to this religion

                My friends parents are high ranked landover baptists and they had a retarded son. I think it has to do with jeans.

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                • OnYourKnees
                  On Extended Furlough
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 4729

                  #9
                  Re: I have been thinking of turning to this religion

                  Originally posted by zigzagdance View Post
                  My friends parents are high ranked landover baptists and they had a retarded son. I think it has to do with jeans.
                  And I think it has to do with you being a dirty liar.

                  You will now receive an infraction for telling lies about LBC members.

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                  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2006
                    • 12414

                    #10
                    Re: I have been thinking of turning to this religion

                    Originally posted by zigzagdance View Post
                    My friends parents are high ranked landover baptists and they had a retarded son. I think it has to do with jeans.
                    God-fearing Landover Baptists don't wear jeans. If you're going to bear false witness, at least do your homework.
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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78552

                      #11
                      Re: I have been thinking of turning to this religion

                      Originally posted by zigzagdance View Post
                      My friends parents are high ranked landover baptists and they had a retarded son. I think it has to do with jeans.
                      Tell the truth now boy. It was YOUR parents who had the retard son, right? And you ride the short bus to school?

                      Did you know that God hates mental midgets like yourself? See how great is His love.

                      Lev.21:17-23
                      Whosoever ... hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God. For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken; No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God. ... Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish; that he profane not my sanctuaries.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                      • zigzagdance
                        Unsaved trash
                         
                        • Jan 2007
                        • 32

                        #12
                        Re: I have been thinking of turning to this religion

                        Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                        And I think it has to do with you being a dirty liar.

                        You will now receive an infraction for telling lies about LBC members.
                        I'm not lying. Thats the truth.

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                        • SalvationSeeker
                          True Christian™ Theologian
                          Forum Member
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 3892

                          #13
                          Re: I have been thinking of turning to this religion

                          Originally posted by zigzagdance View Post
                          I'm not lying. Thats the truth.
                          More lies won't save your worthless hide, heathen.
                          You're only making it worse for yourself.

                          REPENT!
                          Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 01-15-2007, 05:44 PM.
                          If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                          A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                          Proverbs 9:12-13

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                          • Bobby-Joe
                            Landover Security Superviser
                            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 18405

                            #14
                            Re: I have been thinking of turning to this religion

                            Originally posted by zigzagdance View Post
                            I'm not lying. Thats the truth.
                            Friend,

                            There is the "truth" of a human and then there is THE TRUTH(tm) of The Lord. The Lord's TRUTH(tm) trumps your pathetic truth so you better start setting things right with Christ.

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                            • zigzagdance
                              Unsaved trash
                               
                              • Jan 2007
                              • 32

                              #15
                              Re: I have been thinking of turning to this religion

                              **** christ and **** you guys.

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