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  • Braindead
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    • Jan 2009
    • 9

    #1

    haha cults

    You do know that EVERY religion started out as a cult right? so, this relgion was once a cult, and the way most of you people on here are acting it feels like a cult. The way you people act almost makes me want to be athiest. Stupid.

    "The future you have tomarrow wont be the future you had yesterday."

    -Chuck Palahniuk, Rant
  • Petal
    LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 991

    #2
    Re: haha cults

    Originally posted by Mr.Braindead View Post
    The way you people act almost makes me want to be athiest. Stupid.
    you must have them low self-esteems to signs your post like that, Mr.Braindeads

    "The future you have tomarrow wont be the future you had yesterday."
    is there more futures in 2 marrows than in 1 marrow? what does it all mean for them other veges? your post be a unholy mistery

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    • Braindead
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      • Jan 2009
      • 9

      #3
      Re: haha cults

      you seem logical, I am only aying that because, everyone else i have met on here, is completely immature.

      I dont know, that is just a quote from a book, written by my favorite author.

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      • Wide-Open
        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2007
        • 18449

        #4
        Re: haha cults

        I have to agree with Petal here, this thread is utterly confusing. I'm not sure what a relgion is either, but I suspect I don't even want to know.

        Perhaps he was referring to this verse?

        Proverbs 3:8
        It shall be health to thy navel, and marrow to thy bones.
        Psalm 81:10:
        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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        • Braindead
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          • Jan 2009
          • 9

          #5
          Re: haha cults

          ok, so this debate is getting mature, Ok i respect your opinion, But what i am trying to say is that every religion was a "cult" before they were fully embraced as a religion, and some have never gotten past cult, such as scientology, and other cults

          as for the topic of that proverb, I doubt it, the story is...well about a man from a small southern city who becomes a Biot-terriost, and his life story is told as a "oral history" by his friends and family.

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          • Braindead
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            • Jan 2009
            • 9

            #6
            Re: haha cults

            Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
            I have to agree with Petal here, this thread is utterly confusing. I'm not sure what a relgion is either, but I suspect I don't even want to know.

            i mean its not like i hate religion, i am open to the idea of it, and it does help many people in some cases, in fact i just bought my girl friend a neckless with a cross on it, I do believe in jesus, but i am losing faith, and i don't really mind, But if there is a god, then i guess i will have the punishment i deserve.

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22856

              #7
              Re: haha cults

              Originally posted by Braindead View Post
              i mean its not like i hate religion, i am open to the idea of it, and it does help many people in some cases, in fact i just bought my girl friend a neckless with a cross on it, I do believe in jesus, but i am losing faith, and i don't really mind, But if there is a god, then i guess i will have the punishment i deserve.
              OK, O aptly named one, let’s have a few ground rules;
              • Jesus, God The Father and The Holy Spirit are all One and the same – The Holy Trinity Indivisible (note that last word - Indivisible.)
              • Every Word of the Bible (KJV 1611 only) is absolutely true – it is the timeless and inerrant Word of God.
              • Jesus is not all brotherly love and forgiveness, Jesus came to bring division between His Followers and the godless. He advocates that His enemies should be slain.
              • You are His enemy if you do not accept every word of the Bible, because, if you think the Bible is wrong, then you are disagreeing with God and are His enemy.
              • You are either a True Christian™ or not even Christian.
              • Only True Christians™ go to Heaven – everyone else, and without exception, goes to Hell.
              • At the Rapture, 2/3rds of mankind will be thrown into Hell.
              • We can thus expect the Rapture when the population of Earth is 1/3rd True Christian. (We don’t know when that will be.)
              • Now you will see that if any idea, policy or explanation contradicts the Word of God, then that idea, policy or explanation is “of the Devil.”
              • To ensure the swift coming of The Rapture, it is necessary to have a government, which is able and willing to Rule the people by The Word of God – a theocracy if you will.


              Once we take this on board, you will see that “believing in Jesus” and buying a woman a cross are simply not enough to ensure entrance to The Kingdom of Heaven and to sit at God’s Right Hand.

              Now, there is nothing above to which to object but many find it difficult to rid themselves of preconceived notions. I personally therefore find it best to reduce any would-be True-Christian™ to the state of a non-believer so as to have bedrock upon which to built The One True Faith.

              OK, where do you want to start?
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              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • ProudCatholic1997
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                • Jan 2009
                • 6

                #8
                Re: haha cults

                do not believe this shit. Join the One, Holy, Catholic, and Apostolic Church! Catholics are the only butt-rompers and therefore are the only Christians going to Eternal Peace in Heaven. Catholic Heaven >
                Recieve Communion and go to Confession weekly. Worship His Holiness the Pope, study the Scriptures, love Jesus, and believe the Cardinals of the Holy See are geniuses in the modern age. Speak at least a bit of Latin, and or Italian.

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                • Billy Ram
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Jan 2009
                  • 220

                  #9
                  Re: haha cults

                  Originally posted by ProudCatholic1997 View Post
                  do not believe this shit. Join the One, Holy, Catholic, and Apostolic Church! Catholics are the only butt-rompers and therefore are the only Christians going to Eternal Peace in Heaven. Catholic Heaven>
                  Heretic Damn Papist

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                  • Ahimaaz Smith
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2007
                    • 2549

                    #10
                    Re: haha cults

                    Originally posted by Braindead View Post
                    You do know that EVERY religion started out as a cult right?
                    Only the false ones. Judaism and Christianity were never cults, because they came directly from God.

                    so, this relgion was once a cult, and the way most of you people on here are acting it feels like a cult. The way you people act almost makes me want to be athiest. Stupid.
                    Yes, if you want to be an atheist, you are stupid:

                    The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good. Psalm 14:1

                    "The future you have tomarrow wont be the future you had yesterday."
                    Thank you for those deeply meaningful words. I'm going to post them in my office as a source of inspiration. Bozo.

                    you seem logical, I am only aying that because, everyone else i have met on here, is completely immature.
                    Like we give a rat's behind about your opinion.

                    I dont know, that is just a quote from a book, written by my favorite author.
                    Here's a quote from a book written by my favorite author:

                    And as Moses lifted up the serpent in the wilderness, even so must the Son of man be lifted up: That whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have eternal life. For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

                    But what i am trying to say is that every religion was a "cult" before they were fully embraced as a religion
                    God embraced Judaism and Christianity as religions from day one. Interestingly, Judaism became a cult when the Jews started worshipping rabbis and money rather than the Lord.

                    and some have never gotten past cult, such as scientology, and other cults
                    Yes, Scientology and all the other cults are cults.

                    i mean its not like i hate religion, i am open to the idea of it, and it does help many people in some cases, in fact i just bought my girl friend a neckless with a cross on it, I do believe in jesus, but i am losing faith, and i don't really mind, But if there is a god, then i guess i will have the punishment i deserve.
                    If you think you are losing faith, then you never had faith:

                    They went out from us, but they were not of us; for if they had been of us, they would no doubt have continued with us: but they went out, that they might be made manifest that they were not all of us. 1 John 2:19

                    I'd suggest that you buy yourself a gift--the Holy Bible, King James 1611 version, and read it. Then you can make an informed choice for eternal happiness with Jesus Christ or eternal damnation with Satan.

                    Originally posted by ProudCatholic1997 View Post
                    do not believe this shit. Join the One, Holy, Catholic, and Apostolic Church! Catholics are the only True Christians and therefore are the only Christians going to Eternal Peace in Heaven.
                    The term True Christian™ is a registered trademark of The Landover Baptist Church LLC® and may not be used without written permission of the Landover Baptist Church LLC® Board of Deacons. We will be sending cease and desist letters to the various Catholic dioceses in the morning. If you false Christians persist in infringing our trademarks, we will take all action necessary and desirable to protect our intellectual property, including litigation.

                    Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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