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  • #16
    Re: Methodists

    Originally posted by GodSaveThemAll View Post
    Are we in the 1800s?



    No, but we can always dream, can we not? Those were simpler times indeed. Thanks for that little reverie! Praise!
    Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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    • #17
      Re: Methodists

      All so hostile here. Everyone is. Such a shame.

      Anyways, I bid you all a good night. God=Life, try not to fantasize aboutme too much, okay? Keep to your wife, you filthy perv...

      False pastor, I am going to pray for all of those who have very much unfortunately so been scathed by your, ahem, "teachings".

      May God have mercy on all of you.

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      • #18
        Re: Methodists

        Originally posted by GodSaveThemAll2 View Post
        All so hostile here.
        Yes, because WE are making statements like "keep to your wife, you filthy perv..."

        You come across as someone who is rather angry with herself and with God.

        And again, you see no harm in lashing out at others, yet when we don't instantly roll over and see you as God, then we are hostile, hateful and angry.

        I have to repeat this: your parents not only failed to teach you about God and Jesus Christ, they also failed miserably at teaching you any sense of manners at all.
        I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

        Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
        Matthew 7:22         Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
        Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

        Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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        • #19
          Re: Methodists

          I always found it curious that the Methodists, beset in a literal of sea of sin like ourselves at Landover Baptist, choose to focus on GAMBLING (!) over murder, fornication, homosexuality, thievery, blasphemy, idolatry, etc.

          It just emphasizes how totally subservient they are to political correctness over the unerring Word of the King James Bible!!
          Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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          • #20
            Re: Methodists

            Originally posted by GodSaveThemAll2 View Post
            May God have mercy on all of you.
            He won't have mercy on you. Have fun in hell.

            Matthew 25:46 "And these shall go away into everlasting punishment: but the righteous into life eternal."
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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