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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78553

    #16
    Re: "Raptor Jesus" - A product of satan in the minds of youths

    Originally posted by Athiest FTW View Post
    I hope everyone who has any moral decency pays attention to these insane people. Anyone who believes things that ancient people believed (do you think the universe revolves are the Earth and its flat?) in want to tell you the way you live is wrong, that they are right, your dumb and they know everything, and insult you any moment that shows itself. These people are no greater than the things they try to tell people to avoid.
    The Bible tells us whats in store for unsaved God mocking scum like you.

    Proverbs 19:29 Judgments are prepared for scorners, and stripes for the back of fools.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • desade
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Feb 2009
      • 9

      #17
      Re: "Raptor Jesus" - A product of satan in the minds of youths

      I am a chicken farmer and have seen the chickens to unntaural things to each other and it sickens me and I have taken my ax and chopped their heads off and cured them of this sin. As for those who want to say Christ was like a dinosaur I want to welcome you for a visit to my farm. The chickens know to stay in line. I want to show you something....yes....you.....come with me....amen.

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      • William A
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Feb 2009
        • 28

        #18
        Re: "Raptor Jesus" - A product of satan in the minds of youths

        Chickens can not be compared to humans. Also, please work on using proper American grammar. Jesus does not enjoy reading your mistakes. PRAISE HIM
        2 Thessalonians 2:11-12
        "And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
        That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness."

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #19
          Re: "Raptor Jesus" - A product of satan in the minds of youths

          Originally posted by Athiest FTW View Post
          I hope everyone who has any moral decency pays attention to these insane people. Anyone who believes things that ancient people believed (do you think the universe revolves are the Earth and its flat?) in want to tell you the way you live is wrong, that they are right, your dumb and they know everything, and insult you any moment that shows itself. These people are no greater than the things they try to tell people to avoid.
          I resent you calling me ancient.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Athiest FTW
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Jan 2009
            • 31

            #20
            Re: "Raptor Jesus" - A product of satan in the minds of youths

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            The Bible tells us whats in store for unsaved God mocking scum like you.
            So....this guy is coming with me then

            You are a little perverted boy

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748

              #21
              Re: "Raptor Jesus" - A product of satan in the minds of youths

              I wrote that as a joke but no one ever gives me any credit.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • Pastor Al E Pistle
                Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 9323

                #22
                Re: "Raptor Jesus" - A product of satan in the minds of youths

                Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                I wrote that as a joke but no one ever gives me any credit.
                I do. I give you plenty of credit. The banks are just holding it up at the moment.
                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                • mogod
                  Guest
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 6

                  #23
                  Re: "Raptor Jesus" - A product of satan in the minds of youths

                  Originally posted by Unfalsifiable View Post
                  Yeah, I don't get the joke. Jesus was no fire-breathing flying giant lizard...
                  Do you think there is a chance Jesus might have used raptors as transportation?

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                  • Nobar King
                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                    Christ's Guardian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 23748

                    #24
                    Re: "Raptor Jesus" - A product of satan in the minds of youths

                    Originally posted by nismogod View Post
                    Do you think there is a chance Jesus might have used raptors as transportation?
                    Did you read that in the Bible somewhere? (That's a rhetorical question because it's NOT in the Bible).

                    What's your point, boy? Are you just another atheist here to mock Jesus who died on the cross for your sins?
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • mogod
                      Guest
                      • Jul 2009
                      • 6

                      #25
                      Re: "Raptor Jesus" - A product of satan in the minds of youths

                      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                      Did you read that in the Bible somewhere? (That's a rhetorical question because it's NOT in the Bible).

                      What's your point, boy? Are you just another atheist here to mock Jesus who died on the cross for your sins?
                      No, I know it doesn't say that in the Bible, but it doesn't not say it either. Just wondering.

                      And no, I am not here to mock Our Lord and Savior. I take it there has been problems like this in the past?

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                      • Eugene Hackwith
                        Farmer for Christ™
                        True Christian™
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 736

                        #26
                        Re: "Raptor Jesus" - A product of satan in the minds of youths

                        Originally posted by nismogod View Post
                        No, I know it doesn't say that in the Bible, but it doesn't not say it either. Just wondering.

                        And no, I am not here to mock Our Lord and Savior. I take it there has been problems like this in the past?
                        Nope, no one comes to our Godly forum to mock Jesus and our beliefs.
                        A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!

                        Psalm 139:19-20
                        Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
                        For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.

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                        • mogod
                          Guest
                          • Jul 2009
                          • 6

                          #27
                          Re: "Raptor Jesus" - A product of satan in the minds of youths

                          Originally posted by Eugene Hackwith View Post
                          Nope, no one comes to our Godly forum to mock Jesus and our beliefs.
                          That truly is a shame sir. Well we know that God is watching and these people shall get what is coming to them soon enough.

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                          • Bobby-Joe
                            Landover Security Superviser
                            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 18405

                            #28
                            Re: "Raptor Jesus" - A product of satan in the minds of youths

                            Originally posted by nismogod View Post
                            That truly is a shame sir. Well we know that God is watching and these people shall get what is coming to them soon enough.
                            They will get it even sooner if Jesus tells us there are unbelievers using this forum to take cheep shots at religion. Trust me when I say friend we of Landover are all to aware of the games atheists play.

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                            • *Genesis*
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Jul 2009
                              • 13

                              #29
                              Re: "Raptor Jesus" - A product of satan in the minds of youths

                              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                              They will get it even sooner if Jesus tells us there are unbelievers using this forum to take cheep shots at religion. Trust me when I say friend we of Landover are all to aware of the games atheists play.
                              Bobby, why do you insist of saying you are not gay? Did we miss something?

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                              • binkrbean
                                Unsaved trash
                                Under Investigation
                                • Mar 2011
                                • 1

                                #30
                                Re: "Raptor Jesus" - A product of satan in the minds of youths

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                I can't wait to see you roasting in hell.
                                This is my very first time posting here, but seeing this quote made me feel sad. This kind of judgmental mean-spiritedness is not the Christianity that I follow. That was totally uncalled-for, IMHO.

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