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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78551

    #151
    Re: Belgium: another imaginary country (half German/half French)

    Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
    I'll have you know, good sir, that "The Lord of the Rings" happens to be a history textbook. It recounts the historical events of an age long gone.
    Alllie, you've said a lot of crazy things on this Godly forum, but that has to be the craziest.

    If "hobbits" are not mentioned in the Holy Bible, then they never existed. Like Mickey Mouse and Belgium, they are made-up.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Meek and Humble
      Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
      Biblical Black Belt
      Jr. Pastor
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2008
      • 6197

      #152
      Re: Belgium: another imaginary country (half German/half French)

      Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
      I'll have you know, good sir, that "The Lord of the Rings" happens to be a history textbook. It recounts the historical events of an age long gone.
      I for one need some concrete evidence before believing some old book which makes outrageous fantastic claims about long ago events is real.

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      • WickedWitch
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        • Jan 2007
        • 1366

        #153
        Re: Belgium: another imaginary country (half German/half French)

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Alie, you've said a lot of crazy things on this Godly forum, but that has to be the craziest. It's not crazy - it's true! I have a whole basement full of Certified Nerds who are willing to attest to the authenticity and varacity of the text.

        If "hobbits" are not mentioned in the Holy Bible, then they never existed. Like Mickey Mouse and Belgium, they are made-up.
        So, if it isn't in the Bible, it's not real? Are cells ever mentioned in the Bible? Atoms? Molecules? What about hydrogen, or carbon? I guess those things aren't real either.
        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
        I for one need some concrete evidence before believing some old book which makes outrageous fantastic claims about long ago events is real.
        Oh, the irony!
        This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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        • Meek and Humble
          Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
          Biblical Black Belt
          Jr. Pastor
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2008
          • 6197

          #154
          Re: Belgium: another imaginary country (half German/half French)

          Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
          So, if it isn't in the Bible, it's not real? Are cells ever mentioned in the Bible? Atoms? Molecules? What about hydrogen, or carbon? I guess those things aren't real either.

          Oh, the irony!
          How is that ironic? Perhaps you meant "validity"?

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          • WickedWitch
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            • Jan 2007
            • 1366

            #155
            Re: Belgium: another imaginary country (half German/half French)

            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
            How is that ironic? Perhaps you meant "validity"?
            Nevermind. I'm listening to the voices again.
            This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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            • Wide-Open
              Director of European Evangelical Outreach
              A Shining Example of Christ's Love
              Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2007
              • 18449

              #156
              Re: Belgium: another imaginary country (half German/half French)

              Originally posted by Ayeola View Post
              and Problème is a female word (because of the E at the end)
              so...Ta problème
              Yes sure. Like the word "homme". La homme.

              You blithering idiot. If you were to teach my children, I'd sue your fat heathen stupid ass.

              > problème
              (nom masculin)
              Ecouter la définition...
              Question à résoudre.
              Difficulté.
              Just shut up, OK? Allllllie is confused enough as it is.
              Psalm 81:10:
              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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              • WickedWitch
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                • Jan 2007
                • 1366

                #157
                Re: Belgium: another imaginary country (half German/half French)

                Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                Yes sure. Like the word "homme". La homme. *Snickers*
                Just shut up, OK? Alie is confused enough as it is.
                True that!
                This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                • Wide-Open
                  Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                  A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                  Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2007
                  • 18449

                  #158
                  Re: Belgium: another imaginary country (half German/half French)

                  Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
                  True that!
                  Did I spell your name wrong again?

                  But more to the point: can you believe someone like this, who makes up the rules as they go?

                  Of course not. That's why I'm so glad I have my KJV.
                  Psalm 81:10:
                  I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                  open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                  • WickedWitch
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                    • Jan 2007
                    • 1366

                    #159
                    Re: Belgium: another imaginary country (half German/half French)

                    Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                    Did I spell your name wrong again? It's all right, every True Christian does. Why that is, I'm not too sure.

                    But more to the point: can you believe someone like this, who makes up the rules as they go? It makes it difficult to play the game. Wait, which game are we playing? DAMMIT! Now I've gone and lost The Game!!

                    Of course not. That's why I'm so glad I have my KJV.
                    That's all well and good for you, meanwhile, I've lost The Game again!
                    This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                    • Meek and Humble
                      Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                      Biblical Black Belt
                      Jr. Pastor
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 6197

                      #160
                      Re: Belgium: another imaginary country (half German/half French)

                      Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
                      Nevermind. I'm listening to the voices again.
                      These voices, are they demonic in nature? Do you need an exorcism?

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                      • Enigmatic Harpo Marx
                        Resident ex-satanist
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2007
                        • 488

                        #161
                        Re: Belgium: another imaginary country (half German/half French)

                        Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
                        lost The Game


                        When I was a Satanist, we used to hold our meetings in this place we called "The Temple of the Ninth Pit". Only it wasn't really a temple, it was a treehouse in our neighbor's backyard. This thread kinda takes me back to those days....
                        Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil...

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                        • WickedWitch
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                          • Jan 2007
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                          #162
                          Re: Belgium: another imaginary country (half German/half French)

                          Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                          These voices, are they demonic in nature? Do you need an exorcism?
                          No, thank you. I'm still traumitised from the last three. They don't seem to work very well on me.
                          Originally posted by Enigmatic Harpo Marx View Post


                          When I was a Satanist, we used to hold our meetings in this place we called "The Temple of the Ninth Pit". Only it wasn't really a temple, it was a treehouse in our neighbor's backyard. This thread kinda takes me back to those days....
                          That's kinda... a little pathetic... How did my losing The Game make you think of that?
                          This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                          • Ayeola
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Feb 2009
                            • 93

                            #163
                            Re: Belgium: another imaginary country (half German/half French)

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Alllie, you've said a lot of crazy things on this Godly forum, but that has to be the craziest.

                            If "hobbits" are not mentioned in the Holy Bible, then they never existed. Like Mickey Mouse and Belgium, they are made-up.

                            America is not mentioned in the bible... SO! you made America up

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                            • Clint W. Wood (aka "Mr. K")
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                              • Feb 2009
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                              #164
                              Re: Belgium: another imaginary country (half German/half French)

                              Originally posted by Ayeola View Post
                              America is not mentioned in the bible... SO! you made America up
                              Well, they believe it is actually... They see the United States as the Promised Land.

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78551

                                #165
                                Re: Belgium: another imaginary country (half German/half French)

                                Of course America is not mentioned in the Holy Bible. It was full of savage redskins who had pre-stolen it from True Christians(tm) at the time. But it is obvious to anyone with the Holy Spirit in his heart that God's favorite country is America.

                                He has Blessed us above all other nations. We are the most admired, powerful and wealthy nation on earth. Millions of foreigners give up everything in order to come and live here. No one wants to live where you do.

                                Have you ever heard the expression "God Bless America?"



                                I've never heard anyone say "God Bless Belgium." That would be ridiculous.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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