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  • Apollyon7
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    • Aug 2010
    • 24

    #181
    Re: Belgium: another imaginary country (half German/half French)

    [demonic gibberish deleted]

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    • Wide-Open
      Director of European Evangelical Outreach
      A Shining Example of Christ's Love
      Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2007
      • 18449

      #182
      Re: Belgium: another imaginary country (half German/half French)

      Originally posted by Apollyon7 View Post
      kfret junder ip
      Don't forget to burp.
      Psalm 81:10:
      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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      • Apollyon7
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        • Aug 2010
        • 24

        #183
        Re: Belgium: another imaginary country (half German/half French)

        Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
        Don't forget to burp.
        twien da vlaams kan goeiendag :p waarom is dit geen vredelievende site?

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        • Sister Charli
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2010
          • 1590

          #184
          Re: Belgium: another imaginary country (half German/half French)

          Originally posted by Apollyon7 View Post
          twien da vlaams kan goeiendag :p waarom is dit geen vredelievende site?
          Please do no post on this forum when you are intoxicated.
          2 Chronicles 7:14
          14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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          • James Dewitt
            #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
            • Jan 2010
            • 6267

            #185
            Re: Belgium: another imaginary country (half German/half French)

            Originally posted by Apollyon7 View Post
            twien da vlaams kan goeiendag :p waarom is dit geen vredelievende site?
            Why thank you, yes we are blessed by Jesus. How thought full of you to notice. Say is it possible for you to go to the Introduction forum and create a thread? Thanks ever so much, James Dewitt.

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            • Apollyon7
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              • Aug 2010
              • 24

              #186
              Re: Belgium: another imaginary country (half German/half French)

              Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
              Please do no post on this forum when you are intoxicated.
              I'm not intoxicated, I'm just speaking in my mother tongue, I don't believe that is forbidden?

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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 13996

                #187
                Re: Belgium: another imaginary country (half German/half French)

                Originally posted by Apollyon7 View Post
                I'm not intoxicated, I'm just speaking in my mother tongue, I don't believe that is forbidden?
                You believe incorrectly. Speak American or go away. No demonic gibberish here!
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • LardBoy
                  Unsaved trash, teenaged Godmocker
                  • May 2010
                  • 33

                  #188
                  Re: Belgium: another imaginary country (half German/half French)

                  Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                  You believe incorrectly. Speak American or go away. No demonic gibberish here!

                  [Occultic nonsense removed]
                  Last edited by Mrs. Rogers; 09-03-2010, 11:57 AM. Reason: Cleansed post of witchery
                  O that ye would altogether hold your peace! And it should be your wisdom.
                  -Job 13:5

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                  • jonas
                    Unsaved trash, scottish pervert
                    Under Investigation
                    • Jun 2012
                    • 1

                    #189
                    Re: Beglium 2

                    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                    When I type in Narnia I get a lot of responses too. Same with Wonderland, Oz, and Never Ever Land. I suppose those must be real places too?

                    Fact: Belgium is never once mentioned in the Bible!

                    Can you quote me texts from the bible , where the USA is mentioned ???

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78552

                      #190
                      Re: Beglium 2

                      Originally posted by jonas View Post
                      Can you quote me texts from the bible , where the USA is mentioned ???
                      No, can you put down the bottle of Jameson's and repent of being a scottish joo?
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Attila's Wife
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Jul 2013
                        • 1941

                        #191
                        Re: Belgium: another imaginary country (half German/half French)

                        Someone claiming to be these imaginary people attempted a sea invasion of south-east England yesterday. Predictably, they tried to do it at low water, ran aground on Goodwin Sands (clearly marked on the map) and had to be rescued:



                        When asked where they were from, they pointed to that German flag and babbled something about "Belgium".

                        When they had been towed into port, one of my grandsons noticed that they were very heavily suntanned. So he pointed them in the general direction of Mecca, declaimed Revelation 21:8 (to general applause) and sent them off to the Lake of Fire.
                        2 Timothy 3:16

                        All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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                        • Beroshi
                          Unsaved trash, suspected french joo
                          • Jul 2014
                          • 31

                          #192
                          Re: Beglium 2

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          No, can you put down the bottle of Jameson's and repent of being a scottish joo?
                          You say Belgium does not exist because it is not mentioned once in the Bible, where is the USA or even America mentioned in it? Or where English is spoken, or even mentioned?
                          1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
                          23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.

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                          • Bobby-Joe
                            Landover Security Superviser
                            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 18405

                            #193
                            Re: Beglium 2

                            Originally posted by Beroshi View Post
                            You say Belgium does not exist because it is not mentioned once in the Bible, where is the USA or even America mentioned in it? Or where English is spoken, or even mentioned?
                            The so called country of Belgium does NOT exists. Notice how Belgiumstanis always identify themselves as Flems or Walloons. That is French and German by any other other name. The Liberal elite simply concocted this silly country and then brainwashed a bunch of people to think they live in it.

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                            • Beroshi
                              Unsaved trash, suspected french joo
                              • Jul 2014
                              • 31

                              #194
                              Re: Beglium 2

                              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                              The so called country of Belgium does NOT exists. Notice how Belgiumstanis always identify themselves as Flems or Walloons. That is French and German by any other other name. The Liberal elite simply concocted this silly country and then brainwashed a bunch of people to think they live in it.
                              Not an answer to my question at all, is it?
                              And Flemish is a dialect of Dutch, not of German.
                              1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
                              23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.

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                              • Wide-Open
                                Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                                A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                                Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                                True Christian™
                                • Nov 2007
                                • 18449

                                #195
                                Re: Belgium: another imaginary country (half German/half French)

                                I have been trying to convince the locals of that little fact for the last 7 years, and they must be the two most confused peoples on earth.

                                A typical conversation goes like this:

                                Me: "You do know Belgium doesn't exist, right?"
                                Them: "What are you talking about you stupid American, of COURSE Belgium exists!!!"

                                So the moment I turn my back they go:

                                Them: "Belgium is an artificial country! Sire, there are no Belgians! Long live Flanders. Long live Wallonia. Belgium does not exist!"

                                Me: "But that's what I was saying, right? "
                                Them: "You stupid godfag, Belgium does exist! That way we can make it stop existing!"

                                I'm sorry, but these people are crazy.
                                Psalm 81:10:
                                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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