Juggaloser's Half-Baked Threats Against Landover

[lilpentecostalgirl (Quarantined)]

I believe landover is a racist and sexist cult they are against all races except for whites. The believe woman do not have souls. The earth is flat and the sun is close to earth. Oh and they believe Jesus was not jewish he was white skined and blue eyed come on in that earea of the world he would of been dark and they belive jewish people are evil the do they not know the old testement is jewish texts? when i was posing as a TC i gathered this evedence against them help me bring these people down!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: landover

I believe landover is a racist and sexist cult they are against all races except for whites. The believe woman do not have souls. The earth is flat and the sun is close to earth. Oh and they believe Jesus was not jewish he was white skined and blue eyed come on in that earea of the world he would of been dark and they belive jewish people are evil the do they not know the old testement is jewish texts? when i was posing as a TC i gathered this evedence against them help me bring these people down!

Don't be silly. The earth isn't flat anymore. It filled with water during the flood. And racist? Not at all. WE DO NOT ALLOW RACISM IN ANY FORM AT LANDOVER! We don't even hate the JESUS-killing JOOS! We don't hate dotheads or mudslimes either.

[lilpentecostalgirl (Quarantined)]

Re: landover

u all have a funny way of acting like u dont then

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: landover

u all have a funny way of acting like u dont then

WE have a funny way? YOU are the one who is retarded! HELLO!

[JennyD]

Re: landover

I believe landover is a racist and sexist cult they are against all races except for whites. The believe woman do not have souls. The earth is flat and the sun is close to earth. Oh and they believe Jesus was not jewish he was white skined and blue eyed come on in that earea of the world he would of been dark and they belive jewish people are evil the do they not know the old testement is jewish texts? when i was posing as a TC i gathered this evedence against them help me bring these people down!

I see no evidence. I see a bunch of bizarre accusations with no foundation in fact.

We are not "against" any race. Any race may become Saved©, if they turn from their so-called "culture" and find Jesus. Once washed in the Blood of the Lamb, they will become pure and white inside . . . and what's inside is all God cares about.

Unless you want to be a priest, then the outside matters, too.

We don't say women don't have souls. We say that the Bible isn't clear on whether they have whole souls, or little bitty souls. After all, woman was made from a rib of man; so do they get a little soul, no soul, or a full-sized soul? Only God knows.

Some of us say that the Bible makes it clear that the Earth is flat. Some of us disagree. However, you are using the position of some to paint us all with a broad brush. That's called promoting a stereotype.

Jesus is God. Jews are humans who worship God and deny that Jesus is God. So, unless you think Jesus is some sort of megalomaniacal monster with an identity crisis who worships Himself while simultaneously denying that He is God, Jesus is not Jewish.

Of course we know that the Old Testament is Jewish texts. God gave up on the Jews after He came as Jesus and offered them a chance to go to Heaven. They had first right of refusal, as it were, and refuse they did!

Did I miss anything? Oh, yes. Your threat has been forwarded to the Department of Faith, the Department of Homeland Security, and President Obama's Office of Faith-Based Initiatives.

[lilpentecostalgirl (Quarantined)]

Re: landover

what threat to bring your web site down sorry but i do have free speech the government does not care about a person wanting a website took down sorry they dont

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: landover

u all have a funny way of acting like u dont then

Let's not be cruel to the Pastor, he clearly loves everyone.

[JennyD]

Re: landover

what threat to bring your web site down sorry but i do have free speech the government does not care about a person wanting a website took down sorry they dont

What about our right to free speech?

You're trying to oppress Christians for not agreeing with your God-hating Juggaloser ways!