[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

goodbye, shame on your church

Wow, you really convinced us of nothing.

Well, you did reinforce that atheists are witless turds and wastes of grey matter, who by and large can't string together complete sentences.

When the zombies come, we'll toss you atheists to them. No loss there.

Don't worry, we'll smash your arms and legs first so you can't chase after us once you become a zombie.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

goodbye, shame on your church

If you make assertions as to what True Christianity™ is and then refuse to back them up with Scripture, then see ya. I won't wish you God speed:

2 John 1:10-11: If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into [your] house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

goodbye, shame on your church

Welcome friend! What happened, no cookies left?

[jrice Waiting for Email Confirmation]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

ok sorry for what i said i was in a bad mood but i don't think what you say is great i just think you should be more accepting and i am methodist

[jrice Waiting for Email Confirmation]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

who hacked me?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

ok sorry for what i said i was in a bad mood but i don't think what you say is great i just think you should be more accepting and i am methodist

Well, you should of eaten your vegetables at dinner. No wonder you are cranky.
Friend, I can understand the void you feel. Not only is your stomach growling, but your heart is weeping. You know you are not a Christian and that means you are going to Hell. I know if I were you, I would be pretty upset.
You see friend, it is hard for us to be 'accepting' because we have little desire to hear your screams of anguish as the searing heat of Hell melts the flesh from your bones, vaporing in front of your eyes, the smell of your boiling and burst bowel acridly overwhelming your nostrils. Over and over, repeating for all of eternity. So you can see why we are worried and may at time, use powerful words that God provided us to do His work. Should I let the minions of Satan tug on your intestines via your rectum or should I do my darnedest to have the angles slather you with butterfly kisses?\

I am here for you friend. Perhaps you'd like to pray with me? We can share my Bible.

[jrice Waiting for Email Confirmation]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

look man, i'm trying to make peace and i am a methodist if you don't want peace then that's fine with me

[James Hutchins]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

look man, i'm trying to make peace and i am a methodist if you don't want peace then that's fine with me

Friend, please do not 'come on to me' I am a completely heretosexual man married for 40+ years. So no, I do not want to 'make out' with you.

I really do not care what 'methods' you choose to use. I'm here to help lost little lambs back into the manger of baby Jesus to have their sins washed in His blood.

Why do you hate Christians so much? All we have done is extend our hand in a non-sexual manner with no wiggling fingers. You may want to read this friend:
False Religions And Cults
Methodists Force Tropical Men to Sin
Kevin Carlyon- douchebag of the Universe
Methodists

There is more but I do not want to scare you off.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

look man, i'm trying to make peace and i am a methodist if you don't want peace then that's fine with me

If you would like to follow the King James Bible and become a True Christian™, we will gladly make peace with you.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

ok sorry for what i said i was in a bad mood but i don't think what you say is great i just think you should be more accepting and i am methodist

More accepting of what? We should say that sin is OK? We should deny God's Word?

What parts of the Bible do you think we should ignore, and why?

[QNancyBoy]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

I really love Jesus. A lot.

[Deaner]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

I really love Jesus. A lot.

You look like you'd love a donkey's ass. Are you the zombie or is it the other guy??

Anyway; you both look like fags.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

look man, i'm trying to make peace and i am a methodist if you don't want peace then that's fine with me

Methodists are false Christians. Read THIS.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

[alicemizer]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

When your life has no meaning then you need artificial substances to give you the buzz. When you accept Jesus you are on the best high imaginable. Jesus is far more potent than the cannabis you inject.

YIC

Jack

cannabis you...inject?!? i'm sorry, but how exactly does that work? idk where you come from but here on earth we smoke it. just like tobacco. except cleaner and healthier.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

cannabis you...inject?!? i'm sorry, but how exactly does that work? idk where you come from but here on earth we smoke it. just like tobacco. except cleaner and healthier.

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.