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  • FoodForThought
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jul 2009
    • 4

    #271
    Re: Are You an Atheist?

    Originally posted by InGodWeTrust View Post
    I don't have a theory, I have The Truth™. Read the Bible.

    The truth can only be known if witnessed. Are you saying you're at least 2000 years old? I find it hard to believe. Don't tell me to read the bible and I won't tell you to read a history book.

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    • Myron Pollard
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2009
      • 242

      #272
      Re: Are You an Atheist?

      Originally posted by FoodForThought View Post
      The truth can only be known if witnessed. Are you saying you're at least 2000 years old? I find it hard to believe. Don't tell me to read the bible and I won't tell you to read a history book.
      Did you know that if you do not belong to Jesus Christ, you belong to Satan?

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      • svaillan
        Unsaved trash
        • Jul 2009
        • 9

        #273
        Re: Are You an Atheist?

        This poll is a little inflammatory, just because I don't have the same beliefs as some of you doesn’t make me scum, it just means that I have different views, views that I have developed with research and first hand experiences.

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        • Talitha
          Deaconess
          Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
          True Christian™
          • Jan 2026
          • 15118

          #274
          Re: Are You an Atheist?

          Originally posted by svaillan View Post
          This poll is a little inflammatory, just because I don't have the same beliefs as some of you doesn’t make me scum, it just means that I have different views, views that I have developed with research and first hand experiences.
          So, take your views and tell them to someone who cares.

          Sister Talitha

          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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          • svaillan
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            • Jul 2009
            • 9

            #275
            Re: Are You an Atheist?

            Originally posted by Talitha View Post
            So, take your views and tell them to someone who cares.
            See posts like this are the reason that I got a membership to this board, so far after ten posts I have received nothing but hateful replies save one Myron Pollard. Isn't this a site of God and are you not supposed to do on to others as you would want done on to yourself. However I guess in hindsight the bible also says to stone all non believers but to do that in this day and age you would have to be in Iran.

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29453

              #276
              Re: Are You an Atheist?

              Originally posted by svaillan View Post
              This poll is a little inflammatory, just because I don't have the same beliefs as some of you doesn’t make me scum..................
              Yes, it does, God says so.

              I do not blame you for being upset. Being scum is not something to be proud of.
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • Bobby-Joe
                Landover Security Superviser
                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 18405

                #277
                Re: Are You an Atheist?

                Originally posted by svaillan View Post
                See posts like this are the reason that I got a membership to this board, so far after ten posts I have received nothing but hateful replies save one Myron Pollard. Isn't this a site of God and are you not supposed to do on to others as you would want done on to yourself. However I guess in hindsight the bible also says to stone all non believers but to do that in this day and age you would have to be in Iran.
                True, do to the hateful secular law we are not allowed to pass The Lord's judgment upon sinners. But when we reclaim the WHITEhouse from the Obama regime His will will be done.

                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                Hot Must ReadThreads!


                Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78555

                  #278
                  Re: Are You an Atheist?

                  Originally posted by svaillan View Post
                  See posts like this are the reason that I got a membership to this board, so far after ten posts I have received nothing but hateful replies save one Myron Pollard. Isn't this a site of God and are you not supposed to do on to others as you would want done on to yourself. However I guess in hindsight the bible also says to stone all non believers but to do that in this day and age you would have to be in Iran.
                  What makes you think that we are interested in your unsaved opinions? We have a motto on a huge banner flying in front of our church: Unsaved=Unwelcome.

                  We mean it.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • DominusSATANAS
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Jul 2009
                    • 4

                    #279
                    Re: Are You an Atheist?

                    Originally posted by Cobain View Post
                    I am an atheist because I believe that it is wrong for an all loving God to send somebody to a fiery hole to burn for all eternity just for being gay.

                    i am an atheist, really the problem isn't Christianity for me its all the pias fundamentalist OF ANY RELIGION INCUDING URS. UNTIL PEOPLE ARE WILLING TO OPEN THEIR EYES AND REALIZE THAT RELIGION ITSELF IS TERRING THE WORLD APART. NONE OF THE PEOPLE WHO PRACTICE RELIGON ARE OPEN MINDED. IT IS THE WORD AND THE WORD ALONE, WELL THERE ARE BOOKS MISSING FROM YOUR BIBLE AND THE BIBLE WAS NOT WRITTEN BY GOD IT WAS WRITTEN BY MEN AND THERE HAE BEEN CHANGES AND EDITS PERFORMED OVER THE LAST 6000 YEARS TO THAT TEXT. IT IS NOT HOLY TO DAMN FAGGOTS AND OTHERS JUST BECAUSE THEY DONT AGREE WITH U

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                    • DominusSATANAS
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Jul 2009
                      • 4

                      #280
                      Re: Are You an Atheist?

                      Originally posted by svaillan View Post
                      This poll is a little inflammatory, just because I don't have the same beliefs as some of you doesn’t make me scum, it just means that I have different views, views that I have developed with research and first hand experiences.

                      YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WITH A KIND ENOUGH HEART TO BE ALLOWED INTO HEAVEN...2 BAD IT DOESNT EXIST

                      <<<<

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                      • DominusSATANAS
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Jul 2009
                        • 4

                        #281
                        Re: Are You an Atheist?

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        What makes you think that we are interested in your unsaved opinions? We have a motto on a huge banner flying in front of our church: Unsaved=Unwelcome.

                        We mean it.

                        UNSAVED=UNWELCOME??? THAT DOESNT SOUND VERY CHRISTIAN

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                        • Meh
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Jul 2009
                          • 16

                          #282
                          Re: Are You an Atheist?

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel
                          I thought this might be a worthwhile exercise for all of the nay-sayers out there; the God-mockers who regularly infest our Christian forum. The Darwinistas have their "Dawkins scale" out there to demonstrate just how deeply they hate Jesus. Well Landover Baptist will not be outdone! This is your chance to prove to the world that America is a Christian country.

                          It goes without saying that every True Christian™ loves Jesus with all their heart and soul. I would invite them to describe in detail the manifestations of that love.

                          For those of you who are false Christians or weak-kneed liberals, I would urge you to think carefully before checking the box and posting. Jesus reads these pages each and every day. What you say here can and will be used against you, on Judgment Day.
                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel
                          This is your chance to prove to the world that America is a Christian country.
                          As much as I trust your methods in "proving" that America is a CHristian country... I'd just like to point out a few things...

                          • However brilliant your idea of using a poll/survey to analyse people's religious conviction is: by posting it in a CHRISTIAN FORUM one would expect that your answers might be slightly one-sided...
                          • Unfortunately your wording of the poll is 'leading', you have chosen unappealing and negative words in the answers which (it is evident) that you do not want. For example:

                          1. False Christian -- Fairly sure that God/Jesus exist, but I pick and choose which parts of the Bible to obey.
                          2. Weak Christian -- I used to attend church, but I've forgotten about God/Jesus.
                          3. False God worshiper -- I love God, just the wrong one.
                          4. Agnostic Christian -- I need God/Jesus to bitchslap me before I'll love Him.
                          5. Atheist Scum -- I hate God/Jesus and would rather worship monkeys.

                          • You also threaten those who would answer in a way other than which you intended... "For those of you who are false Christians or weak-kneed liberals, I would urge you to think carefully before checking the box and posting. Jesus reads these pages each and every day. What you say here can and will be used against you, on Judgment Day. "


                          As well-intentioned as your attempts at "proving" how Christian America really is I'm affraid your testing methods may need some attention before your results could be deemed fair and conclusive.

                          Best of luck with your bullshit.
                          Mehrunes Dagon xx

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                          • DominusSATANAS
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Jul 2009
                            • 4

                            #283
                            Re: Are You an Atheist?

                            Originally posted by JennyD View Post


                            Why, if I weren't a Christian, I could easily choose to become a Lesbian, like Rosie O'Donnell and Ellen did!

                            Good man!

                            U ARE A FUCKING MORON, IF U COULD EASILY CHOOSE SUCH A PATH THEN CLEARLY U ARE ALREADY HAVING IMPURE THOUGHTS ABOUT BEING A LESBIAN AND UR PRAYERS TO KEEP THOSE FEELINGS SUPPRESSED ARE NOT HELPING... U NEED TO WAKE UP AND SMELL THE VAGINA

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                            • Nurse Clampett
                              Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                              Forum Member
                              • Jan 2009
                              • 974

                              #284
                              Re: Are You an Atheist?

                              Originally posted by DominusSATANAS View Post
                              U ARE A piffleING mormon, IF U COULD EASILY CHOOSE SUCH A PATH THEN CLEARLY U ARE ALREADY HAVING IMPURE THOUGHTS ABOUT BEING A LESBIAN AND UR PRAYERS TO KEEP THOSE FEELINGS SUPPRESSED ARE NOT HELPING... U NEED TO WAKE UP AND SMELL THE VAGINA
                              You need to wake up and take your lazy finger off the caps lock. Sister Jenny made a valid point and you want to talk about vaginas. Are you in the third grade?
                              Luke 5:31
                              And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                              • Meh
                                Unsaved trash
                                • Jul 2009
                                • 16

                                #285
                                Re: Are You an Atheist?

                                Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                                Why, if I weren't a Christian, I could easily choose to become a Lesbian, like Rosie O'Donnell and Ellen did!
                                Originally posted by DominusSATANAS View Post
                                U ARE A piffleING mormon, IF U COULD EASILY CHOOSE SUCH A PATH THEN CLEARLY U ARE ALREADY HAVING IMPURE THOUGHTS ABOUT BEING A LESBIAN AND UR PRAYERS TO KEEP THOSE FEELINGS SUPPRESSED ARE NOT HELPING... U NEED TO WAKE UP AND SMELL THE VAGINA
                                Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
                                You need to wake up and take your lazy finger off the caps lock. Sister Jenny made a valid point and you want to talk about vaginas. Are you in the third grade?
                                A couple of points:

                                • Caps lock does not require your finger to be on it, you're thinking about the shift key, caps lock is infact a way of shifting all of the characters on the keyboar dinto uppercase and locking them there, hence the name. =]
                                • Yes, how stupid of him to want to talk about veginas when she was talking about easily becoming lesbian if she wasn't a Christian, the two are clearly not linked in the slightest! Lesbians and vaginas! Only a mad man would link them both.

                                You are not Godly, but all the best anyways
                                Mehrunes Dagon xx

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