[Nobar King]

Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

yall need to get outta the house more often & get a life

Like smoking weed in a cave with you? No thanks.

[homer the caver]

Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

no i'm not the devil i'm a caver

[LITTLEONION]

Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

your the devil!!!

[homer the caver]

Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

what the hell have yall people been smoking.i have never found anything wrong with caving . i have not been looking for satan but he is more than likely on this board.
yall need to get outta the house more often & get a life

[LITTLEONION]

Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

The German Nationalists developed a chemical known as xyclon B,which might prove very effective in eliminating anyone that likes to hang out in caves. Works in ovens as well!

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

Mohammad was forty years old and he had been meditating in a cave on Mount Hira for six months. Then voices came to him, this is called the Night of Power. He was in contact with Satan.

[Nobar King]

Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

Catacombs are like caves, but they have a different name because they're so much worse. There are dead people buried in there!! If you were going to find ghosts anywhere, it would be in the catacombs.

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

That's why caves are often regulated as state parks and are closed at night. If they weren't, who knows what kind of nonsense would be going on there.

Do catacombs count as caves? The Romans buried their dead in catacombs and often came to visit and feast in the caves with their dead relatives. The stench had to be overpowering. This may have lead to the downfall of the empire.

Given that, caves should be avoided.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Nobar King]

Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

That's why caves are often regulated as state parks and are closed at night. If they weren't, who knows what kind of nonsense would be going on there.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

Witches and vampires live in caves, so they're no good. Also teenagers go there to take dope and fornicate.

[Palmer C. Eldrich]

Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

Maybe these cavers are pirates who are looking for buried treasure. It makes sense that you would look in a cave instead of wasting energy excavating a beach to look for treasure. It's cooler, and a lot less work.

[VictoryOS]

Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

Exactly! If the Good Lord wanted us to see the things you find in caves, He would have put them above ground in the sunshine. Anything you have to feel around in the dark for is something you don't need anyway.

[eliot mayfield]

cavers for christ

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Cavers4Christ/

This is so disgusting and repugnant I want to puke!
False christians running around trying to get people underground. They'll be underground, and in a lake of fire!

[Louana]

Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

Every should pray so Jesus will bless us

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

Searching the internets I found out they have a thing called "SRT" or single rope technique. I hate to even think about what kind of perversions that involves. Also they have a special kiss they greet each other with called a "TROGLOBITE"