[Nobar King]

Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

Did you know that the Boodists put their temples in caves?

I wonder why, so that they can be closer to Satan? Or maybe it's just to get out of the heat. They had better get used to it. They don't believe in Jesus, so they're going to hell, with the cave hunters.

And, look at this cave painting@!

Those look like subterranean devils wielding pitchforks to me. Probably to ward off the Holy.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

They all join clubs called "Grottoes" grotto is an Italian word meaning "secret room" or "Special place" Do you think Pope is behind the effort to open the gates of Hell?

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

Wasn't your hero buried in a cave?

And the first thing he did after coming back to life was get out of it! He didn't go crawling around!! Caves are for Satan.
Sure in the old days some people lived around the entrances to caves, but Christians didn't go around seeing how close to hell they could get! Use some logic!

[Palmer C. Eldrich]

Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

Wasn't your hero buried in a cave?

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

That explains it, D&D started Goth, and cavers are all part of that "Darkness" stuff. They need to step into the light of Jesus and be saved. I'm praying for a caver this evening. We should all find a caver to pray for.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

They had their own video game, a sure sign of Satanism!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spelunker_(computer_game)

One of the few enemies are large bats, which drop deadly guano on the player. Additionally, a ghost haunts the cave which appears randomly and attempts to take the player to the shadow world.

Ghosts, more of that Dungeons and Dragons madness!!!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

In Latin, the word "spelunker" means witch's coven.

Just FYI people.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

If you own a cave on your property, put up a gate and lock it!
Petition local governments to never allow cavers in local parks or on state lands.
Picket all their meetings and conventions and boycott businesses that support them.

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

What is a cave but a passage to Hell? All these worthless people are doing is trying to open the gates of Hell!

There is no doubt Hell is in the center of earth. It has been proven on this site many times.

So why are these evil people trying to find a way to Hell? Because they are Satan's spawn! A few years back they held a big meeting of cavers and they ended up running around naked and jumping into "Saunas" Saunas are only a warm up for Hell, or maybe in their case, a reminder of home! There was drinking going on and smoking of something I suspect was reefers.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2004/mar/30/mexico

Even the Mexicans no not to trust these hippy demons



Look at the loving eyes these homers give each other!


If mexico can do it, we can sure put a stop to this! Ask your government to outlaw this practice ASAP. I used to go in caves and believe me there are evil things in them. My past is tainted, but I am working to get to heaven, NOT Hell!

This whole thing is a horrific metaphor. SATAN is at work here. Cave in this context is a metaphor for the female genitalia. Spelunkers are those that explore those caverns without benefit of marriage.

This may be the most evil thread I have witnessed on these Godly boards.

I need to pray now.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Bob4God]

Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

This is a chilling revelation, Brother Mayfield.

I personally think that these cavers are indeed satan worshipers who are attempting to open the gates of hell to unleash hordes of demons and the souls of dead queers to invade Iowa! May GOD seal the gates of hell shut with His very own hand!

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

There won't be any stalactites in Heaven!

[VictoryOS]

Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

Look at any artistic rendition of the pits of Hell. Notice how much Hell looks like a typical cave. What more do you need in the way of proof?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

Bears live in caves, too.

Shut up about bears.

[Dr. Zaius]

Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

Bears live in caves, too.

[Nobar King]

Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

What lives in caves? Bats. Need I say more?