[ChristianFatherOf17]

Re: False Religions And Cults

I am alarmed by the number of Catholics that are allowed to roam the streets of hard-working, god-fearing men such as myself. These rosary rattling hedonists bring a sickness to my stomach so fierce that I am compelled by the glory of all holy things to shield the eyes of my many beautiful children that the lord hath bestowed upon me. The leader of this clan of Mexicans and Irishman (the pope) is truly ensnared in the hands of Satan himself. He constantly covers up the sexual acts performed by the various so called priests (a sinner's word for pastor) who are nothing but blatant child-molesters. The most disgusting parts of this freak show are the various saints appointed by the pope himself. Saints are (according to catholic scripture but we all know none of it is true) apparently great people in the eyes of god who command special places in heaven. There are two problems with this so obvious that any decent human can see them. First, how could these people be could if they dedicate their lives to spreading the catholic scourge. Second, These people do not have special places in heaven as Catholics do not go to heaven (I would say they're more likely to have a special place in hell). All-in-all none of these people are to be trusted, associated with, or even looked at. This also means that the same goes for Hispanics because they are all Catholics. I wish i could make it simple and say the same for the Irish, but some of them are Celtic pagans (which command a different type of hatred because they are open about how terribly sinful they are instead of resorting to deception like Catholics). Have a blessed day with this information, and-as always-God in your hearts.

He died for your sins WOULD YOU DO THE SAME FOR HIM

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: False Religions And Cults

I am alarmed by the number of Catholics that are allowed to roam the streets of hard-working, god-fearing men such as myself. These rosary rattling hedonists bring a sickness to my stomach so fierce that I am compelled by the glory of all holy things to shield the eyes of my many beautiful children that the lord hath bestowed upon me. The leader of this clan of Mexicans and Irishman (the pope) is truly ensnared in the hands of Satan himself. He constantly covers up the sexual acts performed by the various so called priests (a sinner's word for pastor) who are nothing but blatant child-molesters. The most disgusting parts of this freak show are the various saints appointed by the pope himself. Saints are (according to catholic scripture but we all know none of it is true) apparently great people in the eyes of god who command special places in heaven. There are two problems with this so obvious that any decent human can see them. First, how could these people be could if they dedicate their lives to spreading the catholic scourge. Second, These people do not have special places in heaven as Catholics do not go to heaven (I would say they're more likely to have a special place in hell). All-in-all none of these people are to be trusted, associated with, or even looked at. This also means that the same goes for Hispanics because they are all Catholics. I wish i could make it simple and say the same for the Irish, but some of them are Celtic pagans (which command a different type of hatred because they are open about how terribly sinful they are instead of resorting to deception like Catholics). Have a blessed day with this information, and-as always-God in your hearts.

He died for your sins WOULD YOU DO THE SAME FOR HIM

Raising 17 kids must be hard work, I can grant you that, but nevertheless I think you should find time to press "Enter" every two or three sentences.
That would help a lot your posts.


On topic: Yes, Catholics are the worst. As an ex-papist and ex-hispanic, I can testify and support your post 100%.

[haileris]

Re: False Religions And Cults

Unsure if it has been brought up, but there are notable mistakes in OP's entry for discordianism.

• the Greek goddess Eris (not Eric) is worshipped.
  
• Eris is Ancient Greek meaning "strife", as she is the goddess of change, chaos and discord, hence the name of the religion Discordianism.
• Discordianism does not mean Disco Accordionists, but it might as well!
• You cannot psychically stroke the Pineal Gland, as it is quite literally inside your brain. You CAN have Eris touch it, which will make you Grand Pope and a True Disco Accordionist!
• Should you actually manage to stroke the pineal gland yourself, you say fnord...not f-words
• Satan is for losers. As in the Baphomet-Satan and his wannabe followers, not the Morning Star. I think he's alright, despite hating mankind and all.
• 23 is worshipped by fake followers - true admirers of Eris believe in whatever numbers they want to believe in! I personally like 0 and 9

While I understand that many will see anything but True Christianity as a religion of Satan, Discordianism is unique in that the goddess Eris is more alike to Jesus than to Satan!
I'd suggest hearing about the Golden Apple and the Judgement of Paris, the parallels are interesting!

[Alvin Moss]

Re: False Religions And Cults

Unsure... etc., etc., etc.

You display some knowledge of false religions, cults, idol worshipping and so on, but what does this have to do with Jesus? This is a site for fellowship and praise. Just because we occasionally warn each other about cults and their doings or we laugh and scoff at these fools does not mean we want to chat false cultish behavior with every unsaved wretch who happens by.

I don't mean to be rude- we are friendly, welcoming and open minded here- but we mainly like to talk about Jesus. Why don't you tell us about your own experiences with the Lord?

God Bless!

[haileris]

Re: False Religions And Cults

Just because we occasionally warn each other about cults and their doings or we laugh and scoff at these fools does not mean we want to chat false cultish behavior with every unsaved wretch who happens by.
I don't mean to be rude- we are friendly, welcoming and open minded here- but we mainly like to talk about Jesus. Why don't you tell us about your own experiences with the Lord?

Nice to hear on this forum's apparent cordiality, though I have yet see much of it.
I figured because this thread was solely based on opposing "false" religions, I would correct some information...unless it was just for others to see the information originally provided and then rant on it for pages on end? My mistake, in that case.
In all honestly, I have little correlation to Christianity. My grandparents displayed signs of catholic faith, but I'm unsure if they still practice. I fancy myself an agnostic - I have no ill will towards Christians nor the religion, but this forum interested me in its...sugar-coated hostility.

You seem nice enough, however, so maybe it's not the entire site's population? Your lord's blessings onto you, so to speak.

[Romeo Rovagnati]

Re: False Religions And Cults

Should the Alt-right count as a false cult as well? Since it appears they worship a frog god named Kek.

[Proud_agnostic]

Re: False Religions And Cults

Atheists/agnostics
Submitted by: the
worship: Satan and believe in the religion of Evolution and Science

>Worship
>Satan
>Atheist
>Agnostic


Wow, a quick google search just proved you wrong.
Not all Atheists and agnostics think Evolution is real, after all it is just a theory (But atleast it has evidence)
Both links are the definition to Atheist and Agnostic.


Satan is considered a god ((((not for me though)))) which proves that Atheists and Agnostics CAN'T believe in satan. Also, how can one "Believe" science (AKA facts)


Being an Agnostic, I would believe god exists with proof, but there is none. This leads me to believe praying, going to church, ect. are wastes of time.


Call me a sinner, but I don't do anything sinful, except for "not believing"













Don't change my post and shove words down my throat

[Proud_agnostic]

Re: False Religions And Cults

Should the Alt-right count as a false cult as well? Since it appears they worship a frog god named Kek.

Wow this just hurts my brain so much.


Maybe two seconds of googling would prove you wrong. The frog is named Pepe the frog. He is not a god, and the Alt-right doesn't worship him. Kek is internet slang for Lol, and both Pepe and Kek are memes. Memes should never be taken seriously, and you doing just that made me lose 10000 brain cells. Thanks

[Didymus Much]

Re: False Religions And Cults

...Don't change my post...

Someone didn't read the Terms of Service before signing it.


And then makes demands for special treatment from people who owe him nothing.

[Proud_agnostic]

Re: False Religions And Cults

Someone didn't read the Terms of Service before signing it.


And then makes demands for special treatment from people who owe him nothing.

I was asking for words not to be shoved down my throat. I did not say you couldn't


Epic troll

[Proud_agnostic]

Re: False Religions And Cults

It is a well-known fact that atheists worship monkeys, which they beleive are their forebears. Anyone who worships animals are satan worshippers.

Proven

[handmaiden]

Re: False Religions And Cults

Call me a sinner, but I don't do anything sinful, except for "not believing"

Not believing is basically the only sin you need to commit to be consigned to hell. An infant who dies within moments of taking its first breath can do that without trying.

Don't change my post and shove words down my throat

You neglected to include the word, "please" in the sentence above. As written, it is an imperative statement, not a polite request.

[Proud_agnostic]

Re: False Religions And Cults

Proven

look whom'st put words down my throat to try to save their own personal agenda (Pastor Ezekiel, since it links to his page)


original proves you wrong with facts but you guys don't want that


Please don't change my post and shove words down my mouth (2X)

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: False Religions And Cults

look whom'st put words down my throat to try to save their own personal agenda (Pastor Ezekiel, since it links to his page)


original proves you wrong with facts but you guys don't want that


Please don't change my post and shove words down my mouth (2X)

Maybe whom'st'd've'ed changed your post was the Holy Ghost, because no one here did it. At least you now have a comment that makes sense.

[handmaiden]

Re: False Religions And Cults

look whom'st put words down my throat to try to save their own personal agenda (Pastor Ezekiel, since it links to his page)


original proves you wrong with facts but you guys don't want that


Please don't change my post and shove words down my mouth (2X)

Do we ever actually shove words down anyone's throat?


I know that we do hit people over the head with the Bible from time to time.* But that is only because people refuse to read it.


They come here making all sorts of accusations about us and claims about the Bible and time after time, they have not read the actual verses being examined. On the rare occasions when they have turned their eyes upon an actual Bible verse, they ignore other verses that are pertinent to the point they are asserting. This is almost always because there are numerous verses soundly refuting their perspective and only one verse weakly supporting it.


Let us be frank, haters of LBC, we know that most of the world is in ignorance of the True(c) contents of the Bible and those who are acquainted with it use all manner of tricks to make its words shore up their own point of view.


This is one of the greatest dangers presented by the Bible. Happily, it also provides a worthy challenge to those who want to shine the light of reality upon it. We, the True Christians(tm) of the Landover Baptist Church community, have taken up our oil lamps, flashlights, candles and flare guns to illuminate the Bible's real contents.


Don't blame us if the light hurts your eyes. (Or the flare guns singe your delicate feelings.)


* We don't literally hit people over the head with the Bible. Depending on the inclusion of a concordance and other forms of annotation, that could injure or even kill someone. And the Bible literally directs stoning as its preferred form of capital punishment, not skull crushing with a leather bound collection of mashed, pressed and formed wood pulp.