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  • Sister of Sacred Suffering
    Wriggling her way free of the demonic grasp of Ratzinger
    Forum Member
    • Jun 2007
    • 41
    #211
    Re: False Religions Register

    Down here in the deep south we have a lot of those "nascarians".


    Definition: Inbred sinners who flock to mass worshiping "services" where they watch cars go in a circle.
    Practices: toting coolers and going into a deep hypnotized state from watching brightly colored cars drive round and round.
    Worship: Dale Earnhardt (who sacrificed himself for his "religion") and the T shirt shooter.
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      • Blind leading the blind
        Unsaved Trash
        Filthy demon-possessed minion of Satan
        using different names.
        Aka: AncientFireRisen, etc, put on moderation
        at first sign of demons manifesting themselves
        • Jun 2007
        • 240
        #212
        Re: False Religions Register

        Nascar isn't a religion, its a sport.... and Earnhardt didn't sacrifice himself. That is the result of hitting a wall at 3 or 400 miles per hour....

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          • Deaner
            Christ's Love Messenger
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 5932
            #213
            Re: False Religions Register

            Originally posted by Blind leading the blind View Post
            That is the result of hitting a wall at 3 or 400 miles per hour....
            You wanna know something sinner? That's just about the speed your gonna hit the Lake of Fire at when you finish falling thru hell. Now get right with Jesus. I can guarantee you the last thing to go thru Mr. Earnhardt's head, besides the dashboard, was a quick prayer to Christ.

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              • Sister of Sacred Suffering
                Wriggling her way free of the demonic grasp of Ratzinger
                Forum Member
                • Jun 2007
                • 41
                #214
                Re: False Religions Register

                Originally posted by Blind leading the blind View Post
                Nascar isn't a religion, its a sport.... and Earnhardt didn't sacrifice himself. That is the result of hitting a wall at 3 or 400 miles per hour....
                No. It's more like a cult.Educate yourself before you fall into one you foul creature from satans end trails. God Bless.
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                  • Sister Noddy
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2007
                    • 1843
                    #215
                    Re: False Religions Register

                    Originally posted by Sister of Sacred Suffering View Post
                    No. It's more like a cult. Educate yourself before you fall into one you foul creature from satans end trails. God Bless.
                    Why is it that every human activity has to be defined as either true or false religion? ... why does everything in the world need to be confined by religion, judged, and either sanctified or condemned? --- even sports? ---
                    1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                    1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

                    1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                    Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                    Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78551
                        #216
                        Re: False Religions Register

                        Originally posted by minister noddy View Post
                        Why is it that every human activity has to be defined as either true or false religion? ... why does everything in the world need to be confined by religion, judged, and either sanctified or condemned? --- even sports? ---
                        Well that just goes to show you. Being an empty-headed female and a member of a false Christian church, you naturally don't understand why God's Word is the most important thing. We need to look at the world through the eyes of Jesus, not Jane Mansfield.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Unsaved and Loving It
                            Unsaved Trash, Foul Worthless Garbage Hellbound Sinner
                            Forum Member
                            • Jun 2007
                            • 308
                            #217
                            Re: False Religions Register

                            Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                            You wanna know something sinner? That's just about the speed your gonna hit the Lake of Fire at when you finish falling thru hell. Now get right with Jesus. I can guarantee you the last thing to go thru Mr. Earnhardt's head, besides the dashboard, was a quick prayer to Christ.
                            How the hell would the dashboard go through his head?
                            Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?

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                              • Joo
                                International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
                                Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                                • Jun 2007
                                • 831
                                #218
                                Re: False Religions Register

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                Well that just goes to show you. Being an empty-headed female and a member of a false Christian church, you naturally don't understand why God's Word is the most important thing. We need to look at the world through the eyes of Jesus, not Jane Mansfield.
                                His eyes must be stretched pretty thin then.

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                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                     
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 78551
                                    #219
                                    Re: False Religions Register

                                    Originally posted by Joo View Post
                                    His eyes must be stretched pretty thin then.
                                    Are you trying to insinuate that Jesus is a chink? Better watch your mouth boy....
                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                      • Unsaved and Loving It
                                        Unsaved Trash, Foul Worthless Garbage Hellbound Sinner
                                        Forum Member
                                        • Jun 2007
                                        • 308
                                        #220
                                        Re: False Religions Register

                                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                        Are you trying to insinuate that Jesus is a chink? Better watch your mouth boy....
                                        *grumbles* I sense a racist comment a-foot...
                                        Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?

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                                          • Joo
                                            International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
                                            Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                                            • Jun 2007
                                            • 831
                                            #221
                                            Re: False Religions Register

                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                            Are you trying to insinuate that Jesus is a chink? Better watch your mouth boy....
                                            No, I just think he'd like his eyes back now plz.

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                                              • Brother Temperance
                                                Senior Usher
                                                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                                A very nice young man
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 15621
                                                #222
                                                Re: False Religions Register

                                                Originally posted by Sister of Sacred Suffering View Post
                                                Practices: toting coolers and going into a deep hypnotized state from watching brightly colored cars drive round and round.
                                                My word! For a moment there, I read that as "tooling cooters". I was seriously puzzled about what that could involve.
                                                Originally posted by Unsaved and Loving It View Post
                                                *grumbles* I sense a racist comment a-foot...
                                                And, just after you made that post, along comes the hate-filled Joo, peddling his typical Jewish bigotry. Almost spooky, isn't it?
                                                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                                                  • Joo
                                                    International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
                                                    Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                                                    • Jun 2007
                                                    • 831
                                                    #223
                                                    Re: False Religions Register

                                                    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                                                    And, just after you made that post, along comes the hate-filled Joo, peddling his typical Jewish bigotry. Almost spooky, isn't it?
                                                    Now what did I say that was racist in this thread? I just said Jesus would probably like his eyes back.

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                                                      • Christananddefendingothersfaiths
                                                        Unsaved trash
                                                        Under Investigation
                                                        • Jul 2007
                                                        • 3
                                                        #224
                                                        Re: False Religions Register

                                                        True Christianity
                                                        description:says anybody who doesn't believe in what they do will be thrown into a lake of burning sulfer
                                                        symptoms yells go to church to anybody who doesn't worship god is totally racist and will probably rot in hell themselves.
                                                        be ****ing decent to others please come on does everyone but your kind have to burn in a fiery lake for eternity its just like being racist for no apparent reason

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                                                          • pagan_and_proud
                                                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                            • Aug 2007
                                                            • 1
                                                            #225
                                                            Re: False Religions Register

                                                            um...wiccans worship the goddess. Not Satan. They don't even believe in Satan. It's a christian concept not wiccan.

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