[Mister Brasil]

Re: False Religions Register

I can get steak without killing a cow, and leather without skinning it. Because other than eating the meat, or wearing the clothing, I didn't touch the damn thing. I did not harm the animal the kind people at the butcher's did that little number for me, so my hands are clean.

Right. You didn't kill Jesus-- you only paid Judas for his death!

Pharisee.

[Turdbait]

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Right. You didn't kill Jesus-- you only paid Judas for his death!

Pharisee.

And I'd gladly do it again, that is if those little stories in that book were true. I do find it interesting that you tell everyone else to give you proof of this and that, they reach out to dozens of strong concrete sources and give you that proof. Then you offer your proof from one simple, feeble little story book that has its origin from thousands of years ago. Unless you can find solid tangible proof, that isn't still in severe debate as to weather or not it's real, do the world a favor and rapture away already.(I'm sure you didn't understand what I said in that last sentence, to make it clear I did tell you to go kill yourselves.)

[zacherystaylor]

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Dear Helsing92,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

Reason: Insulting an Administrator
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You're on the fast track for being banned, abo. Watch your mouth or out you'll go along with the rest of your drunken aussie criminals.
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Now pastor Ezekiel don't you realize that no one can do as good a job insulting an Aministrator as you do every time you post you show how foolish you are. perhaps you should ban yourself since you do the most effective job insulting yourself!

It is hard to believe that anyone can spend so much time babbling like an idiot but religious prople like yourself seem to do it all the time.

[JennyD]

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Atheism is backed by science and everything can be proved.

OK. Prove that there is no God.

Seriously. Show us the peer-reviewed "science" which proves that God does not exist.

However you are wrong, I can get steak without killing a cow, and leather without skinning it. Because other than eating the meat, or wearing the clothing, I didn't touch the damn thing. I did not harm the animal the kind people at the butcher's did that little number for me, so my hands are clean.

That is the most pathetic excuse for an answer I've ever heard. It wouldn't even stand up in court.

If you receive stolen merchandise, you still get to go to jail. Even if you didn't steal it yourself.

If you eat meat, you created the demand for the creature to be slaughtered. Therefore, you are guilty of its death as much as if you bludgeoned it to death with a mallet in the slaughterhouse yourself.

Your cowardly self-justification carries no weight here.

[Ebenezer Wright]

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Now pastor Ezekiel don't you realize that no one can do as good a job insulting an Aministrator as you do every time you post you show how foolish you are. perhaps you should ban yourself since you do the most effective job insulting yourself!

It is hard to believe that anyone can spend so much time babbling like an idiot but religious prople like yourself seem to do it all the time.

Please explain how the Good Pastor has been "insulting" himself when pointing out Godless drunken sinners.

I would personally ban you just for saying something soo stupid.

[im a chink]

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I'd like to know where you got your information about Jesus, whom you claim to be a "good man." How do you know he was a "good man?" How do you know he existed at all?

Contradicting your own belief ha you don't even know your own faith.

[JennyD]

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Contradicting your own belief ha you don't even know your own faith.

Ima, what Pastor Ezekiel is doing is asking this heathen False Christian to say where he gets his information about Jesus.

You see, we get ours from the Bible. However, the things the heathen is saying are nowhere to be found in the Bible. Therefore, the heathen must have another source . . . his own imagination, Oprah, the AIDS-ridden Muppets, or perhaps Bruce Vilanch.

Do you understand now?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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False religions: AME (AMC) and AME Zion (AMC Pacer) "churches"
History: Negroes founded their own "churches" when the Methodless "church" exercised its freedom of expressive association.
Beliefs: Methodless in doctrine and Whiskeypalian in organization, as their name suggests.
What they worship: Big hats on Easter and Satan.

[Dead Dog]

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Where exactly does it say that God was watching over King James as he was translating the Bible into english? It doesnt say anything about that in the 2 links u gave me. Why must u also only use this version of the Bible? If u were True Christians, u would look back at the very original Bible. The very first Bible, with no translations watsoever.

Shakespeare wrote part of thate version of the Bible too. Lots of people did.

What about Feminism? That is a false religion.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Shakespeare wrote part of thate version of the Bible too. Lots of people did.

What about Feminism? That is a false religion.

Prove it. That has to be the nuttiest thing I've ever heard.

I suppose Bugs bunny wrote parts of Leviticus too?

[Dead Dog]

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Prove it. That has to be the nuttiest thing I've ever heard.

I suppose Bugs bunny wrote parts of Leviticus too?

What do you mean 'prove it'? Why don't you do some actual research and then you could discover for yourself? Why don't you prove that God wrote the King James version?

And everyone knows Bugs Bunny was a fictional character whereas you cannot doubt the existence of Shakespeare.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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What do you mean 'prove it'? Why don't you do some actual research and then you could discover for yourself? Why don't you prove that God wrote the King James version?

And everyone knows Bugs Bunny was a fictional character whereas you cannot doubt the existence of Shakespeare.

Listen up, heathen scum; You can't just waltz in here making ridiculous statements about the origins of God's Holy Word, and then tell US to prove it for you. If you can't back up what you say, then why should anyone listen to you? YOU made the statement, so the burden of proof is on YOU.

And FYI, I have offered proof that God gave us the KJV1611 Bible. Take a look at THIS, Fido.

[Dead Dog]

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You sent a little comic strip. That is not proof of anything. I'm not sure you understand what proof means. And have you any idea how much is lost in translation? How can you know that what you read, taht that version, is God's Word?

[DanteDevine]

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Listen up, heathen scum; You can't just waltz in here making ridiculous statements about the origins of God's Holy Word, and then tell US to prove it for you. If you can't back up what you say, then why should anyone listen to you? YOU made the statement, so the burden of proof is on YOU.

And FYI, I have offered proof that God gave us the KJV1611 Bible. Take a look at THIS, Fido.

You are aware that a comic strip does not constitute proof in anyway? And by the same logic of burden of proof you must prove that the KJV bible was dictated by God.

[DanteDevine]

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I was sat here floating around your forums when I thought, what is your opinion on the Westboro Baptist Church? You do sound similar to them, the only difference being I am yet to see the word fag being used to describe homosexuals.