[Ebenezer Wright]

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What about basic spelling and punctuation?

Boy, I don't think you know who you're dealing with as you use your sharp grade-school tongue against us. Do you really think you're bright enough to engage in a battle of wits with Jesus? Here's some simple arithmetic for you:

Your soul - Salvation = Eternal Damnation in the Rape Pits of HELL

Amen Sister! Give him a little Christian math and see if he can figure that one out!

[Brother Temperance]

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I know a fake religion, it's called land over baptist. They worship themselves and are ignorant to anything that is more complicated than basic arithmatic. To all you stupid white trash landovers, that means math, like two plus two

If Jesus says that two plus two makes five, then I agree with him 100%. Can you say the same?

[zacherystaylor]

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Pastor Ezekial informed me that either I would have to torture and kill in the name of Christ or I would be tortured adn killed in the name of Christ so I converted. I seen the light!!!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Pastor Ezekial informed me that either I would have to torture and kill in the name of Christ or I would be tortured adn killed in the name of Christ so I converted. I seen the light!!!

Nonsense. I'm sure he informed you that if you didn't convert, you'd be tortured for all eternity in Hell.

We are years away from re-establishing the United States as a Christian nation.

[zacherystaylor]

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Of course he informed me that if I didn't convert, I'd be tortured for all eternity in Hell after true Christians tortured me and killed me in this world. That is why I decided to convert. as long as I worship the rite one and only true God of which we have many I will be rewarded.
Unlike the Catholics . They use indoctrination tactics to enslave minds of gullible followers for the benifit of the wrong version of the one and only true God unlike those of us at Landover Baptist Church.
We use these indoctronation tactics to enslave minds for the rite one and only true God of which we have many.

[iamunce]

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The entire Anglican communion, including the Episcopalians, the Church of Ireland and all their brethren in South Africa, New Zealand, Australia etc. They worship the queen of England; their founder was an infamous adulterer and murderer who used spurious religious grounds to abandon his first wife and execute his second (and so on); they masquerade as Catholics (calling the other lot Roman Catholics) and, of course, they worship Satan.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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You would think that a Religion that believed the following couldn’t make it into this list:

· their beliefs are based wholly on the Bible, and
· they accept no other texts as inspired by God.
· They believe that God is the creator of all things and
· He is the father of true believers,
· believe that He will return to the earth in person to set up the Kingdom of God
· adult baptism by total immersion in water
· Only baptized believers are considered members of the ecclesia.

However, the Christadelphians also believe

· God is a separate being from his son, Jesus Christ,
· the phrase Holy Spirit sometimes refers to God's character/mind, depending on the context in which the phrase appears
· God raised Jesus from death and gave him immortality,
· refuse to participate in any military because they are conscientious objectors
· After death, believers are in a state of non-existence, knowing nothing until the Resurrection at the return of Christ.
· Following the judgment at that time, the accepted receive the gift of immortality, and live with Christ on a restored Earth, assisting him to establish the Kingdom of God and to rule over the mortal population for a thousand years.

What a set of unsupported stupid things in which to believe! May I compare this to being given the instructions to drive a car. Studying them deeply and then starting the car, climbing out of the driving seat and in to the passenger seat, knocking the car into Drive and stabbing down the gas pedal with a yard brush.

These heretics are an abomination unto The Lord of Hosts.

[Hellbound Aussie Scum]

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Dear Helsing92,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

Reason: Insulting an Administrator
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You're on the fast track for being banned, abo. Watch your mouth or out you'll go along with the rest of your drunken aussie criminals.
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This infraction is worth 50 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

Original Post:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=215743
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Hey hypocrite, if you weren't lazy, you would've bothered to reinstate the answers again.
Or even better, say "Go read the Bible, you lazy bum"
Is healing others, without being christian a sin? Or will I still burn in hell just because I'm not christian?
All the best,
The Landover Baptist Church Forums
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Thanks for the "All the best.." YANKER, I AM NOT ABO, YOU RACIST JACKASS MOD, BAN ME IF YOU WANT, YANKER. THIS FORUM IS BULLS**T YOU'RE NOT A TRUE CHRISTIAN. YOU'RE A POOF, YOU'VE POSTED 17,000 POSTS IN 3 YEARS, YOU HAVE NO LIFE BUT TO LABEL SCUM AND BE A RACIST JACKASS.

[Ebenezer Wright]

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I would of given you at least a 100 point infraction. Drunken Aussie!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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There is HELL to pay here! I come back from a trip for my best friend and mentor (after GW BUSH), "Gentleman John" McCain and I find the forum full of faggots, orientals, foreigners and darkies!

None of you are even CLOSE to a seat on the STRAIGHT TALK TO HEAVEN EXPRESS, so depart from this GODLY FORUM!

Please don't make me pray Psalms at you, for you will immediately be stricken with the seven plagues of Egypt!

[GAY_Tool]

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There is HELL to pay here! I come back from a trip for my best friend and mentor (after GW BUSH), "Gentleman John" McCain and I find the forum full of faggots, orientals, foreigners and darkies!

None of you are even CLOSE to a seat on the STRAIGHT TALK TO HEAVEN EXPRESS, so depart from this GODLY FORUM!

Please don't make me pray Psalms at you, for you will immediately be stricken with the seven plagues of Egypt!

Did you have much drugs on your trip? Your talking like you did.Ohh! you're gonna put psalms on us eh? In that case i'll use my Mind Control pwer on you then.What is it with you lot and John McCain? The guys a fag and a mormon,shut up about the bloke. I don't care if i'm not going to heaven', theres no such thing anyway.

[MansonQueer]

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Oh! For the record, I am a Satanist and we dont worship 'satan'; we worship and deify ourselves because we have self-respect and pride and wont deny it, unlike some people... hint, hint...

[VictoryOS]

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Oh! For the record, I am a Satanist and we dont worship 'satan'; we worship and deify ourselves because we have self-respect and pride and wont deny it, unlike some people... hint, hint...

Lady, if you don't worship satan, why would you want to call yourself a satanist? That makes no sense at all and leads me to believe you are pulling my leg.

[MansonQueer]

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A) I'm a guy

and

Satanists follow the the example of 'satan' of being an individual, forming ones ideas and serving one's self. And to a Satanist, Satan is a symbol, not an entity.

and on a side note: without satan to blame for the 'evils' in the world, your 'religion' would not have brainwashed so many people.

[Ebenezer Wright]

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A) I'm a guy

and

Satanists follow the the example of 'satan' of being an individual, forming ones ideas and serving one's self. And to a Satanist, Satan is a symbol, not an entity.

and on a side note: without satan to blame for the 'evils' in the world, your 'religion' would not have brainwashed so many people.

Now you are just being silly. The Christian religion is the only thing in the world that is saving people. Now run along and worship yourself, I only hope you do it in the privacy of your own home. Ick!