[Serenity-Millennium]

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How do you know astrology is divination?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Astrology is used for divination. By using a horoscope of one's birth, one can predict what will happen to a person.

Why do you ask such stupid questions?

[Serenity-Millennium]

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I'm sorry, Reverend. Will you forgive me?

[JRFinn]

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It's not Rev. Jim you should be asking for forgiveness from.

[Serenity-Millennium]

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Oh, in that case I apologize, JRFinn.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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It's not JRFinn you should be asking an apology from, either.

[Serenity-Millennium]

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I apologize to everyone, then.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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You should apologize to Jesus for mocking Him.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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'tis not the bible that is wrong, but the fallible interpretation of man. Perhaps you have been listening to the wrong people.

We True Christians™ pay no attention to the fallible interpretation of man. For our stance on interpreting the Bible, as opposed to simply reading it, please see this.

[Serenity-Millennium]

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You should apologize to Jesus for mocking Him.

Okay. I'm sorry for mocking you, Lord Jesus.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Okay. I'm sorry for mocking you, Lord Jesus.

Now go read the KJV Bible! Cover to cover, and no skimming through the "begats!"

[Serenity-Millennium]

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Of course I will. As Jesus said, we must do everything people tell us to do.

Matthew 5: 38-42"Here's another old saying that deserves a second look: 'Eye for eye, tooth for tooth.' Is that going to get us anywhere? Here's what I propose: 'Don't hit back at all.' If someone strikes you, stand there and take it. If someone drags you into court and sues for the shirt off your back, giftwrap your best coat and make a present of it. And if someone takes unfair advantage of you, use the occasion to practice the servant life. No more tit-for-tat stuff. Live generously.

41And whosoever shall compel thee to go a mile, go with him twain.

[WhyAmIHere?]

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In every religion you say they worship Satan. No they don't. To think that thick headely is wrong. You say you believe in god, doesn't the bible tell you to be kind to others?? Why bash things you don't fully understand, with out haveing the willingness to learn about them?!

"If God didn't want us to have electricity, He wouldn't have made lightning out of it, and He certainly wouldn't have told Thomas Edison how to make electricity by rubbing two magnets together." if he didn't want the earth to have other religons why would they exist? He created it.

"The Mighty Thor, a character created by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby in 1962. " Stan and Kirby didn't create them they where inspired by then. Thors been around for much longer.

Atheists don't worship Satan they believe everything is answered with science. Becouse of people like you I'm surprised their an't more.

GOD told them to believe anything they want to. Why not when their are so many different stories its up to you to make the choice of what you want to believe in.

"an obese naked Chinaman" Buddah was areal man that made a great change to better himself and the world. In the time period he was created fat was beautiful, and they wanted to show his inner beauty. He was actually thin.

"A pack of strung-out junkies perfoming Tai Chi, drinking Chai Tea, smoking pot, drinking beer, sleeping with every woman in town, drinking rum, and shoving bananas in various orafices. They claim to achieve everything by doing nothing and they believe in Ying Yan Yuck Yoo, the circle, half black, half white, half witted."- Whats wrong in believing in peace?!!!!! As far as I'm conserned your the halfwitted one.

'Bunch of sad English gits dress up in the local drama groups' plastic chainmail, then run around the countryside waving cardboard swords at each other.
Worship: Stonehenge, Satan.

"Bunch of sad English gits dress up in the local drama groups' plastic chainmail, then run around the countryside waving cardboard swords at each other.
Worship: Stonehenge, Satan."- this religion is older than yours, and winging cardboard swords around is role playing it has nothing to do with the religion. Stone henge is a religious place like a church where they worship gods.

"a minor demon named 'Gaia'" Gaia is earth they belive in the earths gifts and that we shouldn't destroy it. Enviormentalists isn't even a religion!!!!!!!

"Animists who dabble in meditation, chanting and astral travel (destination - Hell), in an effort to gain demonhood. Keep potted plants and gravel as pets." -demon hood you mean god hood. What their calling godhood is what people also call angels! Just a different word for the same thing!


I can go on about pretty much everthing you've written, but will end it here. All I'm going to say is that people like you are the reason people don't believe in your faith. You are a total hypocryte.

[WhyAmIHere?]

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Injuns
Definition: Feather-sporting savages, their faces red from shame at having rejected Jesus, who masturbate with the scalps of Christians and scheme to steal our money through their monolithic network of sin-ridden casinos.
Worship: The Great Spirit (AKA Satan), lesser spirits (AKA Satan), and buffalo.

You are just one hell of a racist bitch.

[WhyAmIHere?]

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how can u say it is Gods favourite forum??? Where does it say that He loves the Landover Baptists more than anyone else? If im not correct i seem to recall that God loves EVERYBODY equally? And how about not just saying i am condemed to hell and actually explaining to me how i am wrong?

Completely agree