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  • #1606
    Re: False Religions And Cults

    Originally posted by Witch Hammer View Post
    Why don't you start a thread in the Introduction Forum and tell us about your walk with Christ™, harridan.
    I believe I have fulfilled your kindly-worded request. You should be aware, however, that magic always comes at a price. You may repay your debt to the Lord of Light in the form of an offering.

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    • #1607
      Re: False Religions And Cults

      Originally posted by Red Priestess View Post
      I believe I have fulfilled your kindly-worded request. You should be aware, however, that magic always comes at a price. You may repay your debt to the Lord of Light in the form of an offering.
      Introducing oneself is magic?

      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • #1608
        Re: False Religions And Cults

        Originally posted by Red Whore View Post
        I believe I have fulfilled your kindly-worded request. You should be aware, however, that magic always comes at a price. You may repay your debt to the Lord of Light in the form of an offering.
        Damn, witches be needy, and ugly. Plus their faces are repulsive.

        Attention whore, attention!! Obviously you don't get the right kind with your own kind so feel the need to join where there is True Salvation. Wish you'd see the irony in that. Just another step is all it takes!

        Your so called master is God's biatch. he is an illusionist and has you deceived (um, hello? just like Eve). you don't hear me though.

        Know this will go right through your hollow head too: God created satan. You're on the losing side - "looking kinda dumb with [your] finger and [your] thumb in the shape of an 'L' on your forehead" but you're no all-star.

        enjoy quotes, yea?

        Here's one, try learning from it...

        Matthew 23:33
        Attached Files
        Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisdom is much grief: and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow.
        Proverbs 3:5 - Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.
        Ignorance is Bliss, Trust in Him

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        • #1609
          Re: False Religions And Cults

          Originally posted by BuddyBraeswood View Post
          Damn, witches be needy, and ugly. Plus their faces are repulsive.
          Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson conducted a fascinating study in his attempt to learn just why wiccans are so fat and ugly: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study.
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • #1610
            Re: False Religions And Cults

            Hey, I noticed you said a lot of these "false religions and cults" (or as I like to call them, beliefs that aren't the same as yours) are Satanists. That is giving them way to much credit. Satanism is actually a religion and should be acknowledged as such instead of being attributed to a multitude of religions. The only exception might be atheism, but all atheists are not Satanists. However, all Satanists are atheists.
            Ecclesiastes 12:13
            Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter: Fear God, and keep his commandments: for this is the whole duty of man.

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            • #1611
              Re: False Religions And Cults

              Originally posted by The_Devil's_Advocate View Post
              However, all Satanists are atheists.
              If they're atheists, then they're not 'real Satanists'.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • #1612
                Re: False Religions And Cults

                Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                If they're atheists, then they're not 'real Satanists'.

                That is so very true, Brother. It is not possible to believe there is no God and then worship the Lord of Hell.
                God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                • #1613
                  Re: False Religions And Cults

                  Why is it that in all these people who are mentioned in the first post, that BAPTISTS are not one of them.... they Worship themselves and money right?

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                  • #1614
                    Re: False Religions And Cults

                    I received the below reprimand for simply speaking the truth... Why is that?


                    Default You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum
                    Dear Blake Davis,

                    You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

                    Reason: Insulting Landover and/or TCs
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                    Dear Sinner,

                    Welcome to God’s Favorite Forum. We are delighted that you wish to praise and worship Jesus here with us. We would like to know you better, so make an Introduction of yourself, your Church, your favorite verses and your path to Jesus HERE according to these instructions.

                    Please note that we expect respectful language and humility towards other Forum Members and your superiors, especially all True Christians™. Failures to adhere to Forum rules may result in the restriction or removal of your posting privileges. Thank you for your cooperation.

                    Exodus 12:49: One law shall be to him that is homeborn, and unto the stranger that sojourneth among you.

                    Yours in Christ!


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                    False Religions And Cults - The Landover Baptist Church Forum
                    http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=1154990
                    Catholics, Wiccans, Lutherans, Satanists, Mormons, and more!

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                    Why is it that in all these people who are mentioned in the first post, that BAPTISTS are not one of them.... they Worship themselves and money right?
                    All the best,
                    The Landover Baptist Church Forum
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                    • #1615
                      Re: False Religions And Cults

                      Originally posted by Blake Davis View Post
                      I received the below reprimand for simply speaking the truth... Why is that?


                      You have been chastised for uttering a blasphemous lie, which you now have the temerity to repeat. You will have to get right with Jesus or you will have to go to Hell. There are no other choices.
                      God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                      • #1616
                        Re: False Religions And Cults

                        Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
                        You have been chastised for uttering a blasphemous lie, which you now have the temerity to repeat. You will have to get right with Jesus or you will have to go to Hell. There are no other choices.
                        Sir,
                        I simply speak from the truth. I preach from the Bible and I do not find a "Baptist" religious sect in the Bible. You Sir are the one who needs to get right with Jesus or you will have to go to Hell. Because there are no other choices.

                        And according to the "Baptist" teachings, you aren't allowed to judge me, however why did you just do such a thing and tell me that I will have to go to Hell. Also you tell me that I have spoken a lie, did you not just judge me more than one time? Sir, according to your own belief you have defiled your own personal religious doctrine.

                        Sir according to Baptist doctrine, anyone has to accept Jesus as their personal Savior, sir I ask for that scripture. Also I ask for the scripture that teaches that all I have to do is believe to be saved. The only time that the words "Faith" and "Only" are found in the bible is in James 2:24, where the Bible says "NOT by faith only". Sir I ask that you quit lying and tell me what the bible says (1Pe 4:11).

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                        • #1617
                          Re: False Religions And Cults

                          Originally posted by Blake Davis View Post
                          Sir,
                          I simply speak from the truth. I preach from the Bible and I do not find a "Baptist" religious sect in the Bible. You Sir are the one who needs to get right with Jesus or you will have to go to Hell. Because there are no other choices.

                          And according to the "Baptist" teachings, you aren't allowed to judge me, however why did you just do such a thing and tell me that I will have to go to Hell. Also you tell me that I have spoken a lie, did you not just judge me more than one time? Sir, according to your own belief you have defiled your own personal religious doctrine.

                          Sir according to Baptist doctrine, anyone has to accept Jesus as their personal Savior, sir I ask for that scripture. Also I ask for the scripture that teaches that all I have to do is believe to be saved. The only time that the words "Faith" and "Only" are found in the bible is in James 2:24, where the Bible says "NOT by faith only". Sir I ask that you quit lying and tell me what the bible says (1Pe 4:11).

                          You are splitting hairs to try to make the scriptures fit your feel good ideas about Jesus. The rules are clear and we are to deliver them to the unsaved, such as you. Violation of the rules will send you to Hell. That fact is not in contention. You are a blasphemer and Hell bound. That is not judgment, that is an announcement of fact. God has given that work to Christians. I have done my Christian duty to try to save you and bring you to Jesus. I am absolved of any further responsibility in your case. It is you who will have to burn and all because you are thick headed and argumentative.
                          God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                          • #1618
                            Re: False Religions And Cults

                            Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
                            You are splitting hairs to try to make the scriptures fit your feel good ideas about Jesus. The rules are clear and we are to deliver them to the unsaved, such as you. Violation of the rules will send you to Hell. That fact is not in contention. You are a blasphemer and Hell bound. That is not judgment, that is an announcement of fact. God has given that work to Christians. I have done my Christian duty to try to save you and bring you to Jesus. I am absolved of any further responsibility in your case. It is you who will have to burn and all because you are thick headed and argumentative.
                            Sir, if I am lost/unsaved .... Why are trying to save me... according to your own website here it states that the UnSaved is Unwelcome.... ???

                            I ask you to produce a scripture for the statements you just made.. i do not accept personal thoughts or feelings.. i want the message of Jesus (Bible)

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                            • #1619
                              Re: False Religions And Cults

                              Originally posted by Blake Davis View Post
                              Sir, if I am lost/unsaved .... Why are trying to save me... according to your own website here it states that the UnSaved is Unwelcome.... ???

                              I ask you to produce a scripture for the statements you just made.. i do not accept personal thoughts or feelings.. i want the message of Jesus (Bible)

                              I will humor you a little. Matthew 4:19.


                              You will have to reason out the full implications. If you seek salvation, you have come to the right place. We want to guide you. If not, you are in the wrong place. This is not a debate forum. God's word is right and you are wrong.
                              God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                              • #1620
                                Re: False Religions And Cults

                                Okay another infraction?? Wow... what for ??? Saying something about my first infraction. Take a look at how supposed "Christians" deal with problems instead of giving a reason of the hope that is within them (1Pe. 3:15). When someone doesn't like the truth they try to accuse people of things that they did not do. Just like Jesus. They accused him of breaking the Sabbath so that they could get rid of him because he was working the works of him who sent Him (Matthew 12).

                                Take a look at none sense. I am posting these things to expose peoples error (Eph. 5:11)
                                Dear Blake Davis,

                                You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

                                Reason: Whining like a sissy about a perfectly reasonable infraction
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                                While at Landover Baptist Forums, please keep in mind that you are making a public contribution to the fact that the Bible is the Infallible Word of God, and Jesus Christ is the Final Authority in all things related to the faith and morals. Should you care to share your personal opinion, kindly back it up with the Holy Bible, Chapter and Verse, in which the LORD says it first. Please read THIS thread before posting any more foolishness. Finally, your rights can be found HERE.

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                                Let your speech be alway with grace, seasoned with salt, that ye may know how ye ought to answer every man.
                                Colossians 4:6

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                                Original Post:
                                False Religions And Cults - The Landover Baptist Church Forum
                                http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=1154998
                                Catholics, Wiccans, Lutherans, Satanists, Mormons, and more!

                                Quote:
                                I received the below reprimand for simply speaking the truth... Why is that?


                                Default You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum
                                Dear Blake Davis,

                                You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

                                Reason: Insulting Landover and/or TCs
                                -------
                                Dear Sinner,

                                Welcome to God’s Favorite Forum. We are delighted that you wish to praise and worship Jesus here with us. We would like to know you better, so make an Introduction of yourself, your Church, your favorite verses and your path to Jesus HERE according to these instructions.

                                Please note that we expect respectful language and humility towards other Forum Members and your superiors, especially all True Christians™. Failures to adhere to Forum rules may result in the restriction or removal of your posting privileges. Thank you for your cooperation.

                                Exodus 12:49: One law shall be to him that is homeborn, and unto the stranger that sojourneth among you.

                                Yours in Christ!


                                -------

                                This infraction is worth 40 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

                                Original Post:
                                False Religions And Cults - The Landover Baptist Church Forum
                                http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=1154990
                                Catholics, Wiccans, Lutherans, Satanists, Mormons, and more!

                                Quote:
                                Why is it that in all these people who are mentioned in the first post, that BAPTISTS are not one of them.... they Worship themselves and money right?
                                All the best,
                                The Landover Baptist Church Forum
                                __________________
                                2 Kings 18:25 Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
                                All the best,
                                The Landover Baptist Church Forum

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