[TinyJay]

Re: False Religions Register

Actually I am leaning towards Pagan or Buddhist,not sure at this time.I will how ever keep you abreast of my mood swings

[Meek and Humble]

Re: False Religions Register

So what is it, are you an atheist or a satanist?

[TinyJay]

Re: False Religions Register

not sure yet ,looking at the pros and cons of both.But am moving closer to pagan.
What about you,going to stick with gun toting bible thumper or will it be Cathlick,

Hey why are you guys called God fearing Christians any way,are you scared of God ?

[Meek and Humble]

Re: False Religions Register

Have you even touched a Bible?

Leviticus 25:17 Thou shalt fear thy God: for I am the LORD your God.
Deuteronomy 4:10 That they may learn to fear me all the days that they shall live upon the earth, and that they may teach their children
Deuteronomy 6:2 That thou mightest fear the LORD thy God, to keep all his statutes and his commandments.
Deuteronomy 6:13, 10:20 Thou shalt fear the LORD thy God.

Deuteronomy 6:24 And the LORD commanded us to do all these statutes, to fear the LORD our God.
Deuteronomy 10:12 And now, Israel, what doth the LORD thy God require of thee, but to fear the LORD thy God.
Deuteronomy 14:23 ...that thou mayest learn to fear the LORD thy God always.
Deuteronomy 28:68 ...that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD.
Deuteronomy 31:12 Gather the people together, men and women, and children, and thy stranger that is within thy gates, that they may hear, and that they may learn, and fear the LORD your God.
Deuteronomy 31:13 And that their children, which have not known any thing, may hear, and learn to fear the LORD your God.
Joshua 4:24 That all the people of the earth might know the hand of the LORD, that it is mighty: that ye might fear the LORD your God for ever.
Joshua 24:14 Fear the Lord ... and put away the gods which your fathers served.
1 Samuel 12:14 If ye will fear the LORD, and serve him, and obey his voice, and not rebel against the commandment of the LORD, then shall both ye and also the king that reigneth over you continue following the LORD your God:
1 Samuel 12:24 Fear the Lord.
2 Kings 17:39 But the LORD your God ye shall fear; and he shall deliver you out of the hand of all your enemies.
1 Chronicles 16:25 The Lord ... is to be feared above all gods.
Nehemiah 5:9 Also I said, It is not good that ye do: ought ye not to walk in the fear of our God because of the reproach of the heathen our enemies?
Job 28:28 The fear of the LORD, that is wisdom.
Psalm 19:9 The fear of the LORD is clean, enduring for ever.
Psalm 25:14 The secret of the LORD is with them that fear him.
Psalm 33:8 Let all the earth fear the LORD.
Psalm 33:18 The eye of the LORD is upon them that fear him.
Psalm 34:9 O fear the LORD, ye his saints: for there is no want to them that fear him.
Psalm 96:4 For the LORD is great, and greatly to be praised: he is to be feared above all gods.
Psalm 103:11 Great is his mercy toward them that fear him.
Psalm 103:13 The LORD pitieth them that fear him.
Psalm 103:17 But the mercy of the LORD is from everlasting to everlasting upon them that fear him.
Psalm 111:10 The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom.
Psalm 112:1 Blessed is the man that feareth the LORD.
Psalm 115:13 He will bless them that fear the LORD.
Psalm 128:1 Blessed is every one that feareth the LORD.
Psalm 47:11 The LORD taketh pleasure in them that fear him.
Proverbs 1:7 The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge.
Proverbs 14:2 He that walketh in his uprightness feareth the LORD.
Proverbs 22:4 By humility and the fear of the LORD are riches, and honour, and life.
Proverbs 24:21 My son, fear thou the LORD.
Ecclesiates 5:7 For in the multitude of dreams and many words there are also divers vanities: but fear thou God.
Ecclesiastes 12:13 Fear God, and keep his commandments: for this is the whole duty of man.

Isaiah 8:13 Sanctify the LORD of hosts himself; and let him be your fear, and let him be your dread.
Hosea 3:5 Fear the Lord and his goodness in the latter days.
Malachi 2:4-5 ...that my covenant might be with Levi, saith the LORD of hosts. My covenant was with him of life and peace; and I gave them to him for the fear wherewith he feared me, and was afraid before my name.
Jeremaih 5:22 Fear ye not me? saith the LORD: will ye not tremble at my presence?
Matthew 10:28, Luke 12:5 Fear him which is able to destroy both soul and body in hell.
Luke 1:50 And his mercy is on them that fear him from generation to generation.
Romans 3:10-18 As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one: ... There is no fear of God before their eyes.
2 Corinthians 7:1 Having therefore these promises, dearly beloved, let us cleanse ourselves from all filthiness of the flesh and spirit, perfecting holiness in the fear of God.
Ephesians 5:21 Submitting yourselves one to another in the fear of God.
Colossians 3:22 Servants, obey in all thingsyour masters according to the flesh; not with eyeservice, as menpleasers; but in singleness of heart, fearing God.
Hebrews 10:31 It is a fearful thing to fall into the hands of the living God.
1 Peter 2:17 Honour all men. Love the brotherhood. Fear God.
Revelation 14:7 Saying with a loud voice, Fear God, and give glory to him; for the hour of his judgment is come.
Revelation 15:4 Who shall not fear thee, O Lord?

http://www.lookinguntojesus.net/ata20070121.htm

[TinyJay]

Re: False Religions Register

The last time I touched a Bible it burned my fingers. Does that mean I am evil ?

[Nobar King]

Re: False Religions Register

The last time I touched a Bible it burned my fingers. Does that mean I am evil ?

It means that you are a liar. You have never touched a Bible. Jesus sees thru your lies. You will pay dearly in the end for your insolence.

[TinyJay]

Re: False Religions Register

Does he take Visa or just cash ? Money grabbers ya got to love em.
Did you hear the one about the hillbilly girl standing on a corner with a sign that reads" I am saving it for Jesus" .A pot head walks by reads the sign and says he is Jesus ,she does him on the spot.

[Nobar King]

Re: False Religions Register

Is that supposed to be funny? That's not even a joke. You are showing signs of pathological unfunny-ness. I have a question for you: did you ever graduate from any grade level in school? My guess is: no. Were you raised by wolves?

[MirthMenace]

Re: False Religions Register

Deism
Submitted By: The Enlightenments
Worship: The "dual nature" of Satan.
Trivia Fact: This "religion" was invented by Thomas Jefferson solely as a ploy to keep references to Jesus out of the wicked U.S. Constitution.

I see it was History class that dragged your GPA down, Pastor Billy-Reuben. It's never too late to finish your education, though!

[TinyJay]

Re: False Religions Register

Is that supposed to be funny? That's not even a joke. You are showing signs of pathological unfunny-ness. I have a question for you: did you ever graduate from any grade level in school? My guess is: no. Were you raised by wolves?

It was meant to the gullibility of those so wrapped up in religion that they believe any thing anyone says

[Nobar King]

Re: False Religions Register

It was meant to the gullibility of those so wrapped up in religion that they believe any thing anyone says

You would be lucky to find ANYONE who believes ANYTHING that you write.

[TinyJay]

Re: False Religions Register

if 50 people tell you a storm is coming and 1 denies it because it is not in the bible whom are you to believe

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: False Religions Register

if 50 people tell you a storm is coming and 1 denies it because it is not in the bible whom are you to believe

I believe that you are a God mocking idiot who is about one post away from being banned.

[MirthMenace]

Re: False Religions Register

if 50 people tell you a storm is coming and 1 denies it because it is not in the bible whom are you to believe

You must believe what you are told to believe by the LBC, BigJay. Weather forecasters can only rely on observable, empirical evidence to draw a conclusion that a storm is coming. LBC brass are not thus hamstrung.

[Musika]

Re: False Religions Register

All of the arguing in this thread is completely pointless. God is only Almighty Entity whose relationship with us matters. Flirting with false deities is not only danger but impractical. God loves your eternal soul, do you want to spit in his face and say no?!?

I pity you