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  • GAY_Tool
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    • Aug 2008
    • 63

    #166
    Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

    Originally posted by Ebenezer Wright View Post
    What kind of Church committee allows cross-dressing homosexuals? Certainly not a very Godly committee!
    It is! How dare you insult the God is great and drives a 302 Ford Mustang Commitee of seattle . Now go shag a Bible to make up for it.
    You got to love Drag cars, they are better then two lesbians making out on a carpet.

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    • Ebenezer Wright
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      True Christian™
      • Jul 2008
      • 1021

      #167
      Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

      Originally posted by GAY_Tool View Post
      It is! How dare you insult the God is great and drives a 302 Ford Mustang Commitee of seattle . Now go shag a Bible to make up for it.
      May I please have a link or address where I can contact this fake "commitee" as you call it?

      We don't shag Bibles here you pervert, we read, follow, and understand them. I am thinking that a little solitary time spent with a KJV Bible would do wonders for you.

      I doubt God would drive a 302 Mustang, He seems like a chariot of fire kinda guy.
      Isaiah 66:15 -For, behold, the LORD will come with fire, and with his chariots like a whirlwind, to render his anger with fury, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
      Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

      Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
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        • May 2008
        • 13996

        #168
        Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

        Originally posted by GAY_Tool View Post
        I know you made your first bad idea when you thought you had the right to tell people how to live. Your next bad idea was when you joined this forum and became a hypocrite 'moderator'.
        No True Christian™ on this forum tells anyone how to live. We tell people what God says in His Word.

        If you don't like what the Bible says, you need to take it up with God. Don't shoot the messenger, my little gender-confused friend.
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • GAY_Tool
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          • Aug 2008
          • 63

          #169
          Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

          Originally posted by Ebenezer Wright View Post
          May I please have a link or address where I can contact this fake "commitee" as you call it?

          We don't shag Bibles here you pervert, we read, follow, and understand them. I am thinking that a little solitary time spent with a KJV Bible would do wonders for you.

          I doubt God would drive a 302 Mustang, He seems like a chariot of fire kinda guy.
          Isaiah 66:15 -For, behold, the LORD will come with fire, and with his chariots like a whirlwind, to render his anger with fury, and his rebuke with flames of fire.


          Heres the russian site

          and heres my commitee site. And if anyones the pervert here it's you lot.

          And Rev.R.Rodtimer you've never met me you twat, so how do you know what gender i am? Oh yeah because your a dick and want to have gay sex with me.

          p.s: Don't forget to die.
          You got to love Drag cars, they are better then two lesbians making out on a carpet.

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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
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            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #170
            Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

            Originally posted by GAY_Tool View Post
            Heres the russian site

            and heres my commitee site. And if anyones the pervert here it's you lot.

            And Rev.R.Rodtimer you've never met me you twat, so how do you know what gender i am? Oh yeah because your a dick and want to have gay sex with me.

            p.s: Don't forget to die.
            I can't tell what gender you are, because everyone alternates between calling you male or a lezbean. Which is it?

            Either way, you're doubtless gender-confused, or you'd not be gay.
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • Mister Brasil
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2008
              • 518

              #171
              Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

              Originally posted by GAY_Tool View Post
              Heres the russian site

              and heres my commitee site. And if anyones the pervert here it's you lot.

              And Rev.R.Rodtimer you've never met me you twat, so how do you know what gender i am? Oh yeah because your a dick and want to have gay sex with me.
              I think you must be British. I don't think anybody who had to study English in order to learn it could massacre the language the way you do.

              That might explain your sexual confusion. I understand that, on that side of the Atlantic, fags are something you wrap your lips around.

              Over here, we know that fags are something you light on fire.
              Acts 13:8 And said, O full of all subtilty and all mischief, thou child of the devil, thou enemy of all righteousness, wilt thou not cease to pervert the right ways of the Lord?

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              • GAY_Tool
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                • Aug 2008
                • 63

                #172
                Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

                Originally posted by Mister Brasil View Post
                More racism with a pinch of irony and some anti smoker propaganda.


                So you hate smokers now aswell, aren't you all a bloody friendly lot eh?

                so far you've been

                Racist (Towards the British who created America as you know it)
                Sexist
                Anti Smoker

                And not forgetting

                Homophobic
                Xenophobic


                For gods sake i'd wish you'd all die!
                You got to love Drag cars, they are better then two lesbians making out on a carpet.

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                • Rev. M. Rodimer
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                  • May 2008
                  • 13996

                  #173
                  Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

                  Originally posted by GAY_Fool View Post
                  <hate-filled twaddle>
                  For gods sake i'd wish you'd all die!


                  Try the X in the upper right corner of your screen, Fool. Then you won't have to come post here any more.
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • GAY_Tool
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                    • Aug 2008
                    • 63

                    #174
                    Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post


                    Try the X in the upper right corner of your screen, Fool. Then you won't have to come post here any more.

                    I don't want to. Its as simple as that. Your welcome to click the x in the upper right corner of your screen.
                    You got to love Drag cars, they are better then two lesbians making out on a carpet.

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                    • Rev. M. Rodimer
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                      Forum Member
                      • May 2008
                      • 13996

                      #175
                      Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

                      Originally posted by GAY_Tool View Post
                      I don't want to. Its as simple as that. Your welcome to click the x in the upper right corner of your screen.
                      The Pastors are welcome to click the magic BAN button if you don't start posting useful discussion instead of your half-witted God mockery!
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • Ebenezer Wright
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                        True Christian™
                        • Jul 2008
                        • 1021

                        #176
                        Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

                        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                        The Pastors are welcome to click the magic BAN button if you don't start posting useful discussion instead of your half-witted God mockery!
                        Be careful Brother, I don't think we should give him the credit of being even half-witted.
                        Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

                        Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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                        • Fogbonnet
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                          • Aug 2008
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                          #177
                          Do you have to interpret the Bible literally to be saved?

                          Hope this isn't TOO off-subject, but this is a question I have wrestled with quite a bit lately, as many of my friends are non-literalists. I myself do take the Bible literally and my faith sometimes takes a beating whenever I question whether parts of the Bible actually happened or not. Another related question: can an evolutionist be a Christian? Here is another article that sheds some more light on the subject:



                          God Bless.

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                          • Mister Brasil
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Jul 2008
                            • 518

                            #178
                            Re: Do you have to interpret the Bible literally to be saved?

                            Originally posted by Fogbonnet View Post
                            Hope this isn't TOO off-subject, but this is a question I have wrestled with quite a bit lately, as many of my friends are non-literalists. I myself do take the Bible literally and my faith sometimes takes a beating whenever I question whether parts of the Bible actually happened or not. Another related question: can an evolutionist be a Christian? Here is another article that sheds some more light on the subject:



                            God Bless.
                            Genesis is clear. Like the sun and the moon, God made Adam in a single day-- not over the course of several billion years.

                            If we can't take these simplest beginning statements of God at their face value, what hope have we of wresting any meaning from the much more complex remainder?

                            To support evolution is to deny the Bible. To any True Christian, the Bible comes first.
                            Acts 13:8 And said, O full of all subtilty and all mischief, thou child of the devil, thou enemy of all righteousness, wilt thou not cease to pervert the right ways of the Lord?

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                            • Pinecone
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                              • Aug 2008
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                              #179
                              Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

                              Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                              We predate them all, going right back to John the Baptist and Jesus Christ.
                              Well played madam.

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                              • Father Thomas Martin
                                Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
                                • Jul 2007
                                • 1015

                                #180
                                Re: Do you have to interpret the Bible literally to be saved?

                                Originally posted by Mister Brasil View Post
                                Genesis is clear. Like the sun and the moon, God made Adam in a single day-- not over the course of several billion years.

                                If we can't take these simplest beginning statements of God at their face value, what hope have we of wresting any meaning from the much more complex remainder?

                                To support evolution is to deny the Bible. To any True Christian, the Bible comes first.
                                Allow me to quote to you one of the first Papal Letters, which happens to be found in the Bible:

                                2 Peter 3:8 (I used your KJV so you'd have to accept it):

                                "But, beloved, be not ignorant of this one thing, that one day is with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day."

                                So it probably wasn't 6 days of 24 hours.
                                ACTS 5:29

                                But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                                There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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