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Re: Evils of the Noodly Appendage!
I believe it is only fair to tell you that GOD IS NOT MOCKED!
Originally posted by Jo Feddie
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"I'm afraid this is going to be harder that I thought. We probably should have grabbed an easier target like Kim Jong Il and put him in GITMO immediately; but since we have this demon engaged in conversation, GOD won't fail us."
This is because I have truth on my side
What does truth have to do with religion?
"Listen to me boy. Al of those "I wish" things sound really gay. Of course men know Teal from Fuchsia! Teal is a light ale and Fuschia is a dark German brew. All of those other rules are more or less exactly contrary to Scripture. Women are property. You buy and sell them. Of course we Christians don't oppress anyone. We may have to kill a few witches or unbelievers, but it's not murder if GOD tells you to do it"
This clearly shows your do NOT know Teal from Fuchsia and that your scriptures do not reflect truth but some kind of misogynist fantasy
Of course I do. I just described the difference to you. One comes in sort of a pansy-blue bottle and one comes in a pansy-purple bottle. Real men don't drink them.
"WE ARE COMMANDED to judge everyone and everything. I am not going to start quoting Scripture to you yet. I don't think you have been [s]tortured into submission [s/] convinced by the Bible's irrefutable logic just yet. But at any time feel free to challenge me or ANY PASTOR HERE to show you the appropriate passage in the KJV1611 (Authorized) Bible which GOD caused to be written for His new Church of Landover. We were given leave to bring His word to the new country and slaughter all of the injuns who had pre-stolen our land and we still have several hundred scalps and war trophies in the Landover Natural History of Creation museum."
It is not our role to judge, that is the role of our creator, how dare you persume you have that right
Well, you asked for it.
Leviticus 19:15
In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.
John 7:24
Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.
1 Corinthians 2:15
But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.
1 Corinthians 5:12-13
For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within? But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.
1 Corinthians 6:2-3
Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters? Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?
"Our primary mission is to 'perfect' JOOS according to Ann Coulter and then move on and become prepared for the day of reckoning when JESUS returns to start Armageddon and make the rivers flow with blood in His mercy."
you really think out creator hate his creation that much?
Just the sinners who aren't members of Landover and have their tithes in order.
REVELATION
Jesus makes war. 19:11
Jesus's clothes are dipped in blood and his secret name ("that no man knew") is "The Word of God". 19:13
With eyes aflame, many crowns on his head, clothes dripping with blood, a sword sticking out of his mouth, and a secret name, Jesus leads the faithful in heaven into holy war on earth. 19:14-15
"Come ... unto the supper of the great God." An angel calls all the fowls to feast upon the flesh of dead horses and human bodies, "both free and bond, both small and great." 19:17-18
The beast and the false prophet are cast alive into a lake of fire. The rest were killed with the sword of Jesus. "And all the fowls were filled with their flesh." 19:20-21
God will send fire from heaven to devour people. And the devil will be tormented "day and night for ever and ever." 20:9-10
Whoever isn't found listed in the book of life will be cast into the lake of fire. 20:15
All liars, as well as those who are fearful or unbelieving, will be cast into "the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone." 21:8
"You have only a short period of time to decide. Will you be Saved or soup?
We are willing to work with you. We successfully converted the Jerry Jones cult within an hour. Sadly, most of them are in HELL gulping lava with SATAN's huge, spiked member slapping at their backsides for eternity....but we did manage to arrange the meeting.
I appeal to you, son. Don't try to think for yourself. Jesus hates that. Begin your tithing program of 20% a month and we can start on your eternal life! "
The Flying Spaghetti Monster gave us a brian and wants us to use it, your Myth seems to see the use of reason and thinking as evil
There is not ONE verse in the Bible that suggests anyone should think for themselves. On the contrary, GOD thinks and then tells us, His Pastors what to think and we in turn tell His flock what to think. That seems to me like perfection!
RAmen
This is because I have truth on my side
What does truth have to do with religion?
"Listen to me boy. Al of those "I wish" things sound really gay. Of course men know Teal from Fuchsia! Teal is a light ale and Fuschia is a dark German brew. All of those other rules are more or less exactly contrary to Scripture. Women are property. You buy and sell them. Of course we Christians don't oppress anyone. We may have to kill a few witches or unbelievers, but it's not murder if GOD tells you to do it"
This clearly shows your do NOT know Teal from Fuchsia and that your scriptures do not reflect truth but some kind of misogynist fantasy
Of course I do. I just described the difference to you. One comes in sort of a pansy-blue bottle and one comes in a pansy-purple bottle. Real men don't drink them.
"WE ARE COMMANDED to judge everyone and everything. I am not going to start quoting Scripture to you yet. I don't think you have been [s]tortured into submission [s/] convinced by the Bible's irrefutable logic just yet. But at any time feel free to challenge me or ANY PASTOR HERE to show you the appropriate passage in the KJV1611 (Authorized) Bible which GOD caused to be written for His new Church of Landover. We were given leave to bring His word to the new country and slaughter all of the injuns who had pre-stolen our land and we still have several hundred scalps and war trophies in the Landover Natural History of Creation museum."
It is not our role to judge, that is the role of our creator, how dare you persume you have that right
Well, you asked for it.
Leviticus 19:15
In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.
John 7:24
Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.
1 Corinthians 2:15
But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.
1 Corinthians 5:12-13
For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within? But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.
1 Corinthians 6:2-3
Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters? Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?
"Our primary mission is to 'perfect' JOOS according to Ann Coulter and then move on and become prepared for the day of reckoning when JESUS returns to start Armageddon and make the rivers flow with blood in His mercy."
you really think out creator hate his creation that much?
Just the sinners who aren't members of Landover and have their tithes in order.
REVELATION
Jesus makes war. 19:11
Jesus's clothes are dipped in blood and his secret name ("that no man knew") is "The Word of God". 19:13
With eyes aflame, many crowns on his head, clothes dripping with blood, a sword sticking out of his mouth, and a secret name, Jesus leads the faithful in heaven into holy war on earth. 19:14-15
"Come ... unto the supper of the great God." An angel calls all the fowls to feast upon the flesh of dead horses and human bodies, "both free and bond, both small and great." 19:17-18
The beast and the false prophet are cast alive into a lake of fire. The rest were killed with the sword of Jesus. "And all the fowls were filled with their flesh." 19:20-21
God will send fire from heaven to devour people. And the devil will be tormented "day and night for ever and ever." 20:9-10
Whoever isn't found listed in the book of life will be cast into the lake of fire. 20:15
All liars, as well as those who are fearful or unbelieving, will be cast into "the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone." 21:8
"You have only a short period of time to decide. Will you be Saved or soup?
We are willing to work with you. We successfully converted the Jerry Jones cult within an hour. Sadly, most of them are in HELL gulping lava with SATAN's huge, spiked member slapping at their backsides for eternity....but we did manage to arrange the meeting.
I appeal to you, son. Don't try to think for yourself. Jesus hates that. Begin your tithing program of 20% a month and we can start on your eternal life! "
The Flying Spaghetti Monster gave us a brian and wants us to use it, your Myth seems to see the use of reason and thinking as evil
There is not ONE verse in the Bible that suggests anyone should think for themselves. On the contrary, GOD thinks and then tells us, His Pastors what to think and we in turn tell His flock what to think. That seems to me like perfection!
RAmen
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