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  • #76
    Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR!

    Originally posted by undergroath View Post
    Honestly...
    From what I've read, the creator of the thread has obviously never played the game. Oh, and, you MUST go and write another rave about World of Warcraft, Silkroad, Guild Wars, etc. Okay, just about every game.

    It seems the problem here is not RuneScape as such, but actually yourselves, condemming others who you could be saving. Also Youtube, they must be a problem too letting the videos of pixels mating. Oh God, save us all... From Youtube!

    And I must say, it shames me to see "Christians" (or rather "Baptists"?) writing about things such as paying on paypal. You seem as bad as Iago in Shakespeare's play Othello.
    How nice, someone must have just received a reading assignment for her 11th grade english class.
    Matthew 5:17-18 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

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    • #77
      Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR!

      Originally posted by John Bois Ward View Post
      How nice, someone must have just received a reading assignment for her 11th grade english class.
      I was thinking the same thing, Brother. In fact, I'm sure she even spelled her name correctly when she signed satan's bloody contract to take her soul in exchange for endless character leveling.
      Luke 5:31
      And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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      • #78
        Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR!

        Why was my name changed to Dumpy1991 :l
        Leviticus 20:27
        A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.

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        • #79
          Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR!

          WHat was it before?
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • #80
            Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR!

            D p a1991 :l
            Leviticus 20:27
            A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.

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            • #81
              Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR!

              In World of Warcraft (moar like World of WHOREcraft, amirite amirite?) Players can strip down until they're naked and perform sexual acts. Lets not forget that players can also roll a whorelock to summon lustful succubus with the Hellfire spell. You have a WoW ministry, and I am very dissapointed about how many homers now chase after children in the game.

              And now you focus on Runescape? Do not forget that you can worship evil gods in this game, but please do something about Whorecraft first.

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              • #82
                Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR!

                Hello I play runescape because i am a lonley human i make my character a girl just to seek the attention of older men, so they can comfort me and if i get really lucky engage in cyber intercourse with them, im a bad bad girl(boy really) is it wrong to go seeking attention of men?


                Why believe in 1 god when i can believe in 3

                Saradomin, Guthix, and Zamorak,

                RUNESCAPE FTW

                WUT WUT IN MY BUTT


                anyone up for a GWAS trip? For all you insane holy rollers that probably abuse meth all day GWAS@@@@@@ is god wars where we go in runescape to worship gods bandos, armadyl, zamorak, and saradomin.

                Yall are more then welcome to join us we can teach you how to do the brew and get some armadyl done so you can get a AGS and go kill ppl in the wilderness.

                Welcome to the world of RuneScape - One world, two amazing games! RuneScape is the original game that's been evolving for over 20 years! Old School RuneScape is the game as you remember it from 2007 - improved and expanded!



                /thread

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                • #83
                  Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR!

                  More proof that Runescape makes you gay.
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • #84
                    Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR!

                    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                    More proof that Runescape makes you gay.
                    Takes a Fag to know a fag, you fag, gatorade owns u.


                    Ill shove your bible so far up your ass and make it penetrate your lungs but youd like that fag.


                    you phail


                    DIE



                    DIE



                    DIE

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                    • #85
                      Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR!

                      You really know how to hurt an old man's feelings. I don't cry very often but I'm tempted to do so, now. I hope you don't talk to your dad like that.
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • #86
                        Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR!

                        Originally posted by Alexdreamz View Post
                        Takes a Fag to know a fag, you fag, gatorade owns u.


                        Ill shove your bible so far up your ass and make it penetrate your lungs but youd like that fag.


                        you phail


                        DIE



                        DIE



                        DIE
                        What does Gatorade have to do with this?
                        Luke 5:31
                        And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                        • #87
                          Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR!

                          hmm, alrighty then, this forum is nothing but a bunch of religous, bible thumping, hypocrites, I mean seriously, one guy keeps telling you to donate to this forum, or your burning in hell, on the top forum, it says unsaved unwelcomed, but I kinda find that odd, since Jesus himself sat with sinners, and ate with them.........lol, this forum made me laugh, thanks.

                          any rs players readin this, I need 2000 ****** bones away for ** *******, i'll purchase ******* *** **.
                          Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 05-17-2009, 12:43 AM. Reason: demonic coded message edited

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                          • #88
                            Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR!

                            Originally posted by Sally nickname View Post
                            hmm, alrighty then, this forum is nothing but a bunch of religous, bible thumping, hypocrites, I mean seriously, one guy keeps telling you to donate to this forum, or your burning in hell, on the top forum, it says unsaved unwelcomed, but I kinda find that odd, since Jesus himself sat with sinners, and ate with them.........lol, this forum made me laugh, thanks.

                            any rs players readin this, I need 2000 ****** bones away for ** *******, i'll purchase ******* *** **.
                            We are filled with the Love of Jesus, harlot! That's REAL love!

                            And may I as who invited you here? Don't you have a floor to scrub?
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • #89
                              Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR!

                              alright, after rereading some threads on this forum, and coming to my senses, I apologizes for my outburst, I have quit runescape for good, for indeed, it is nothing but witchcraft, and its bad for the soul, not to mention, it takes away time that I could very well spend reading the good book. I will get down on my knees, and beg Jesus to forgive me, can I have my old nickname back now? lol, being called sally is a little.......fruity and God doesn't like fruits.

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                              • #90
                                Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR!

                                I play Runescape aswell. I PvP 90% of my time in the new Bounty Hunter. It is ORGASMIC. I love it. Bounty Hunter controls my life, because I let it. All I think about is dropping a kid for full Bandos, it makes a tent in my pants. I even skip school sometimes to play, IT IS THAT AMAZING. If I am going to hell over the love of my life then let it be.
                                Judgments are prepared for scorners, and stripes for the back of fools. Proverbs 19:29

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