[OCgirl]

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Anybody need more proof that Runescape turns children into foul-mouthed puppets of Satan? This child sounds just like the girl in the docu-drama The Excorcist.

Die in a fire you pretentious anal leakage loving bastard.
You and YOUR ways can suck Peter's dick.

I'm a promiscuous, weed smoking bitch, and I'll go to hell just to shove my form RIGHT up your ass.




With love, Amy

[_Kitsym_]

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It contains Biblical quotations, unlike anything you've been preaching.

Congratulations. You can find verses from a fictional novel and make them appear to be supporting your cause.

We are only as harsh as Jesus was. Jesus called the Jews a "Den of Vipers" among many other things, and He is very polite compared to the prophet Ezekiel, who uses the word "whore" more often than many rappers do.

It appears you think you can compare yourself to Jesus. Perhaps you are a Satanist, seeing as you are clearly in this for your own means.

Jesus is impolite. Deal with it. Don't tell us that you know more about bringing people to Jesus than Jesus does. Jesus is rude, He is attention-grabbing, charismatic, He shocks people, He wakes them up, makes them snap out it, and do what needs to be done to escape damnation.

I believe he was saying he knows more about bringing Jesus to the people than you do.

You don't even come NEAR to the words of the Bible. Quote me the Bible verse that says we're supposed to stand by in polite silence while people condem themselves to eternal torture in HELL, because getting them to snap out of it would be impolite.

Come on, I'm waiting.

You see, this is why Christianity is absolutely pathetic. It needs to scare people into believing their agenda(whether they truly believe it or not). Do you honestly think your religion would be very popular without this ideology you force on people of "you don't give usJesus money and you'll go to hell", "you don't attend church every Sunday you'll go to hell" and so on. Such a bullshit religion.

Questions on Tithing:

What does "Tithe" mean?

I highly recommend this article: How much should I tithe?

Oh nice. The question is "What does 'Tithe' mean?" and you link the reader to a thread saying how much they should tithe.

Where do payments of money go and what are they spent on?

The IRS says everything we do is charity. End of story.

You appear to be avoiding the question. So I'll ask you. Where do the donations you receive go, and what are they used for? I actually wouldn't mind seeing a receipt, if you have a camera of scanner you can use.

How can people afford to live if they give most of their income away?

God provides. HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THE GENEROSITY OF GOD!

So if I give away all my money, all my belongings. And do not request help from anyone but god, I will get a long fine, correct? Yeah, you're full of shit.
God provides. HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THE GENEROSITY OF GODME!

But I'm what if I'm poor?

Jesus expects you to tithe 100%:

Refer to above.

What happens if I don't have the money and never will?

Take out loans and apply for credit cards. The rapture will take you to heaven before you have to pay anything back. Just take a look at the news: disasters, wars, signs all over the place. Clearly we are living in the end times. Keep one credit card to buy food. Send the rest to LBC.

Remember, you can also give with services rather than cash, becoming a missionary is the best way to do this. For example, our Iraq mission is constantly asking for more missionaires due to high turnover.

You realize that if you have debt leftover when you die the collectors will take your belongings, correct? That way if you can leave your family homeless, with nothing but the clothes on their back.

Basically, in order for a donater to please you, they have to give up everything they own.

Okay, I'll give all I have, but why do you have to be so pushy?

Because it's not your money in the first place, it belongs to God:

Wait, so if you're demanding people give YOU money then aren't you referring to yourself as god?

What happens if I don't tithe?

You are a criminal, and will be treated like one:

You are a con-artist. You rob not only "god" but the people.


Consider yourself lucky I didn't go for the "Is god willing to prevent evil but not able?" argument. Would be too easy against you mormons.

[Dumpy1991]

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[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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What underwhelming graphics - I need only to look at the illuminated Capitals in my KJV 1611 to see far more wondrous art work and all to the Glory of God!

[Sugar and Spice]

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The fact that you guys actually believe what you're saying is scary in and of itself. Witchcraft simulator? Are you living in the 1600's when witchhunts were performed? You can condemn us to hell all you want but at the end of the day it means nothing if nobody believes hell exists. Indeed, for hell to exist you must also believe heaven or something of the sort exists.

You also seem to forget that because some kids are addicted to this "witchcraft simulator" that they are actually staying out of trouble. But that didn't occur because you guys are too narrow minded to think outside the box, right?

Stop wasting your time on people that don't care what your opinions are and focus them on an issue where people might actually care/support you.. because honestly, you people just make yourselves look really bad in the eyes of the younger generations. People shun and avoid religion because of stuff like this. Who wants to hear a bunch of bible thumping fanatics preaching about the sins of a video game?

Maybe you haven't noticed but the world you live in is not the same as the one in which you grew up in. Morals have loosened. God does not strike fear into people. When you have all the horrible things all around you in newspapers, on the television, happening to your friends, neighbors, family, what harm is finding escape in a game? People can't find comfort in god because for many such a figure does not exist and/or people feel as if he has ignored them entirely.

And before you guys flip on me, I did go to church when I was younger. My family is Lutheran and I attended Sunday school and all that stuff that makes a little kid fall asleep and when I was older I attended a Baptist church and was baptized (again) but none of it caught on. My minister wanted me to form a relationship with god but as hard as I tried, I found nothing there. Living as an atheist isn't the easiest thing in the world and I can't say I'm an atheist by choice.. rather, I found the life of believing in a god unfulfilling and realized one day that the reason for it is because I never for a moment believed anything that they filled my head with when I was a small child. The stories are farfetched and hard to believe, even when you're a gullible kid.

Just my half cent.

[Nurse Clampett]

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The fact that you guys actually believe what you're saying is scary in and of itself. Witchcraft simulator? Are you living in the 1600's when witchhunts were performed? You can condemn us to hell all you want but at the end of the day it means nothing if nobody believes hell exists. Indeed, for hell to exist you must also believe heaven or something of the sort exists.

You also seem to forget that because some kids are addicted to this "witchcraft simulator" that they are actually staying out of trouble. But that didn't occur because you guys are too narrow minded to think outside the box, right?

Stop wasting your time on people that don't care what your opinions are and focus them on an issue where people might actually care/support you.. because honestly, you people just make yourselves look really bad in the eyes of the younger generations. People shun and avoid religion because of stuff like this. Who wants to hear a bunch of bible thumping fanatics preaching about the sins of a video game?

Maybe you haven't noticed but the world you live in is not the same as the one in which you grew up in. Morals have loosened. God does not strike fear into people. When you have all the horrible things all around you in newspapers, on the television, happening to your friends, neighbors, family, what harm is finding escape in a game? People can't find comfort in god because for many such a figure does not exist and/or people feel as if he has ignored them entirely.

And before you guys flip on me, I did go to church when I was younger. My family is Lutheran and I attended Sunday school and all that stuff that makes a little kid fall asleep and when I was older I attended a Baptist church and was baptized (again) but none of it caught on. My minister wanted me to form a relationship with god but as hard as I tried, I found nothing there. Living as an atheist isn't the easiest thing in the world and I can't say I'm an atheist by choice.. rather, I found the life of believing in a god unfulfilling and realized one day that the reason for it is because I never for a moment believed anything that they filled my head with when I was a small child. The stories are farfetched and hard to believe, even when you're a gullible kid.

Just my half cent.

Not bold text above. Note is it you who seems to care very much. Note how ironic that is.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Little girl, you may not believe in God, but He believes in you. Hell is chock full of surprised people like you.

Let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.

You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
Hit that Paypal button at the bottom of this page at once to set up a Salvation™ guaranteeing tithing schedule.
Surrender you soul to Jesus and
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Praise Jesus!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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The fact that you guys actually believe [...] [Godlessness deleted] Just my half cent.

You must have had a pretty poor Baptist Pastor. I bet he told you all fluffy-bunny things about Jesus loving everyone (which He doesn’t) and missed out the stoning to death, the slaughtering of the heathen, the disgusting goings on between men and women, human sacrifice and advice on cannibalism, which is sure to attract the attention of a young child and thus inculcate a fear of The Lord and His magnificence in you.



Once you can link this with an idea that obedience to God will then help you accept these awful things, you can appreciate His unbeatable offer of Eternal Life for your soul after your lifeless body’s journey to the grave.

I see it as a matter of presentation – when this is done properly, few refuse the warm blood of the Lamb of God.

[Nurse Clampett]

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Read the wise words of Pastor Ezekiel. There's no amount of "manna" or "leveling up your character" to keep you from satan's hot barbed tallywacker.

[Sugar and Spice]

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So what do you have to say about the woman that suffocated her child because god told her to do it? Is that worse than playing a witchcraft simulator? Is it ok for her to do that because her faith was placed in god and he told her that her child had to die?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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So what do you have to say about the woman that suffocated her child because god told her to do it? Is that worse than playing a witchcraft simulator? Is it ok for her to do that because her faith was placed in god and he told her that her child had to die?

Do you know this woman? I can’t seem to recall her, but I’ll believe you on this ocassion. Anyhoo – do you think it was God who told her to do that? If it was, she must have been doing the right thing?
In Judges:11:31- 40 God tells Jephthah to kill of the children of Ammon. Jephthah says that if God allows him to come back alive, he will sacrifice the “whatsoever cometh forth of the doors of my house to meet me, when I return […] and I will offer it up for a burnt offering.”

The story continues:
J'g:11:34: And Jephthah came to Mizpeh unto his house, and, behold, his daughter came out to meet him with timbrels and with dances: and she was his only child; beside her he had neither son nor daughter.”


So basically, he sets fire to her and sacrifices her to God.

Now, I do not know if that woman you know had made a promise to God. If she had, she should keep it.

Isn’t Christianity all about keeping promises? Don’t you find that atheists are just people who say anything and never deliver? They do not seem to have a sense of right or wrong.

Is that worse than playing a witchcraft simulator?

Seriously? There’s a lot of people who are only half the Christians we are would find cheating the Lord the worst thing you could do. Dabbling in witchcraft is pretty serious too – witches are evil creatures who poison wells and give cattle diseases and such.

Is it ok for her to do that because her faith was placed in god and he told her that her child had to die?

How can faith in the Lord ever be wrong?

[Victory]

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You guys are a joke.

If any of you so called pastors walked into a church here and started this non-sense babbling of satan worshipping through video games, people would look at you like you all were nut cases. Does that mean all those people are "going to hell"? Absolutley not.

I believe that all of you know the bible, and want to save and bring people to god, but you should know realize that all you are doing is making an entire community laugh at you.

Sure I do agree that some video games are over the top. Filled with rape and horrible things, but you've chosen to attack a childrens game. Why? because it has an element of magic? because kids enjoy it? No one forces you to worship satan in this game, it is based on forming a community and helping each succeed. Your link to the video has a simple explanation.

SOME KIDS ARE LOST. You've seen it already here on these forums. That absolutley does not represent everyone who plays this game.

Back to your so called methods of bringing people to god. First off, Jeb you created this thread for what purpose? You're saying your one goal is to bring people to Jesus? How exactly are you helping bring people to god? This thread was made out of your own amusement, and to the amusement of this so called church. I bet you feel so smug having these people follow you around like you're actually an important resource.

As for the sick comments from every other "Christian" on here about damning us all to hell, that's just sad. What gives you the right to judge people and their path through life? You have no power over whether or not these kids are going to hell. Your assumption that they are is borderline ignorant. Half of the posts on here are little 14 year old kids mocking you. Your replies to their immaturity shows you know nothing about bringing people to God.

I believe in god. I have my own relationship with him. He is within every part of my life. I don't get on runescape to worship satan, or forget who my savior is. It is a hobby. Just like your hobby is to post on these forums. Get over it.

Stop trying to make farfetched assumptions that runescape is Satan. People are evil. Not games.

Jesus died on the cross for all of our sins. Don't forget that.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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You guys are a joke. [hateful gibberish deleted]

Thank you for your persecution. We receive Blessings from God because of your judgemental hatespeech, and you prove us right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Jesus died on the cross for all of our sins. Don't forget that.

Jesus DID NOT die for everyone

He died for those that BELIEVE.

For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, THAT WHOSOEVER BELIEVETH IN HIM SHOULD NOT PERISH, but have everlasting life.
John 3:16

Everyone doesn't believe in Jesus, thus they will perish.

Enjoy hell, heathen.

[Victory]

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"Pastor Ezekial" How exactly am I persecuting you? You are so blinded by your own fantasy of intelligence that you do not realize, that I am trying to help you.

Jesus died for everyone on this earth. His death represents our salvation. Yes I agree that to accept his salvation you have to believe in Him, but everyone can accept Jesus into their life. You don't just get one chance, you have a lifetime to live in the direction of Gods will. Every christian at one point doubts God, and if you say that you haven't then you are a liar. Does that mean you're automatically going to hell? No sir, you've got it all wrong. God is about LOVE, God is about GRACE. We're not in the Old Testament anymore "Pastor Ezekial". God has shown us our path the Him, and that path only exists because of Jesus.

How can you automatically condemn me when you don't know who I am? You don't know me sir. You fear what I have to say, you're afraid of waking up and realizing that this so called church is no church at all.

Damn me. I accept your persecution.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

I have God in my life, and I do everything to defend him.

[Nobar King]

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Jesus died for everyone on this earth. His death represents our salvation. Yes I agree that to accept his salvation you have to believe in Him, but everyone can accept Jesus into their life.

What about the islamofascists? Are they included in 'everyone'?

How can you automatically condemn me when you don't know who I am? You don't know me sir. You fear what I have to say, you're afraid of waking up and realizing that this so called church is no church at all.

Damn me. I accept your persecution.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

I have God in my life, and I do everything to defend him.

You are condemned at birth. That is why you need to seek Jesus' love. Accept him and all of your sins will be forgiven.