[Bwuk im pb]

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Friend, we are all born sinners, until we are washed in the blood of The Lamb. Accept Jesus and your vile sins will be cleansed, though deprogramming the satanic cult indocrination will probably require time at a Tough Love Boot Camp. The test of how close you are to Satan, and how close to Jesus, will be in how much you tithe to Jesus (paypal button is at the bottom of the page).

Are you serious! Where can I get the blood of them lamb? Can I buy it on the grandexchange?

[Nobar King]

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The blood is symbolic, friend. It's the symbol of purity that you receive when you accept Jesus as your Savior.

1 John 1:

7 But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.
8 If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us.
9 If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.

[TROLLINborders]

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I TROLL borders.

[Nobar King]

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This isn't a snowboarding forum. Aren't you a little out of your element?

[amen jeb]

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Supposbly it is all Ghjjf's fault. hes the one who made me play this game! burn him at the stake. honestly st*u u piffleing southener faggots. your all piffleing dirtbags with no lives but to comment on how much u love god. just st*u no one cares about ur sorry a**es. piffle all of u incest faggots and go piffle a sheep jeb.

Barbus12 out.

[Nurse Clampett]

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Wow! Look at all the nerds. They're almost as bad as the parade of Miley Cyrus fans that infested Landover.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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Supposbly it is all Ghjjf's fault. hes the one who made me play this game! burn him at the stake. honestly st*u u piffleing southener faggots. your all piffleing dirtbags with no lives but to comment on how much u love god. just st*u no one cares about ur sorry a**es. piffle all of u incest faggots and go piffle a sheep jeb.

Barbus12 out.

Anybody need more proof that Runescape turns children into foul-mouthed puppets of Satan? This child sounds just like the girl in the docu-drama The Excorcist.

[Nobar King]

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I'm sure that not all of the runescape nerds are as vulgar as this one. They can't all be that stupid, can they?

[Bobby-Joe]

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Anybody need more proof that Runescape turns children into foul-mouthed puppets of Satan? This child sounds just like the girl in the docu-drama The Excorcist.

So true Jeb. You can almost see the child vomiting over their own room and wallowing in their own filith. The belief in magical, invisible people that Runescape encourages has no place in a Christian home.

[Nobar King]

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Why would Jesus be interested in anything with monetary value? Shouldn't accepting Jesus into your life and worshiping him be enough?

Who do you think pays for Pastor Ezekiel's Jet fuel or the new LCD TV in the Landover library? It's only thanks to people who have devoted their money and their lives to Jesus that the Church is able to survive.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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Why would Jesus be interested in anything with monetary value? Shouldn't accepting Jesus into your life and worshiping him be enough?

I've got an idea: let's read the Bible. Read this: Why do you keep asking for so much money?

I wasn't aware that belittling others is how Jesus would want you to react to this situation, that isn't a very christian response.

Please read Do you think we are unnecessarily harsh? and then explain how you know more about the Bible than we do. I would be very pleased tolearn something new about the Bible, I hope you're as learned as you claim to be (no I'm not holding my breath).

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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I don't get it, first you tell me to read the bible and then link me to another thread on this forum, is that your version of the bible?

It contains Biblical quotations, unlike anything you've been preaching.

Again the two are completely irrelevant. What does you being harsh have to do with me knowing more than you.

We are only as harsh as Jesus was. Jesus called the Jews a "Den of Vipers" among many other things, and He is very polite compared to the prophet Ezekiel, who uses the word "whore" more often than many rappers do.

You know what, you're right I have better things to do than read the same piece of literature over and over, but I do have a pretty good grasp of the concepts of Christianity.

Jesus is impolite. Deal with it. Don't tell us that you know more about bringing people to Jesus than Jesus does. Jesus is rude, He is attention-grabbing, charismatic, He shocks people, He wakes them up, makes them snap out it, and do what needs to be done to escape damnation.

Unlike it would seem like the majority of you, I don't bend the words of the bible to make them fit what I'm trying to accomplish.

You don't even come NEAR to the words of the Bible. Quote me the Bible verse that says we're supposed to stand by in polite silence while people condem themselves to eternal torture in HELL, because getting them to snap out of it would be impolite.

Come on, I'm waiting.

[MagicaL]

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I seek your guidance.

I am 18 years of age and i play runescape as a way of escaping the torment i face in life, my dog is dieing from cancer, and for me runescape is a way to forget about this.
i've always tryed to practise good christianity, i pray daily and i even generously donated but nothing has changed.

[MagicaL]

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ok i feel bad, that previous post was sarcasm.

i understand you have good intentions jeb, but im very concerned about you.

your imagination is very active, the comments you made in referance to kids that are no more than 12 years old really do worry me.

[David Smurf]

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Hey guys. Just wanted to chime in, Im sure you have all read my best selling book. America is athiest now, Your scary little fictional book doesnt scare america now.

IN AMERICA we are athiest
IN AMERICA we arent scared of bible bashing hippys
IN AMERICA we care not for Runescape
IN AMERICA we scarifice lambs and eat them for breakfast

Anyway, Harry Potter has more fact in it then the bible. So Enjoy your evolution guise. Natural Selection will naturally destroy the religious idiots sooner or later, and then science will take up helm and finish where it started before the christian dark ages began, you know, the whole century of absolutly no Human progress because of Religion? Yeah...