[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

Of course a person who has been taken in by a false religion such as the one you follow would be misguided enough to believe such a false hood

Only an idiot would think that.

The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good. - Psalms 14:1

Therefor, logically you are a fool. Jesus wins, again.

YIC

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

Originally Posted by Jo Freddie
THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER created the universe and a bunch of planets, including Earth. No one except Himself was around to see it, but we suspect it was rather dull. The initial creation, obviously, must have been spectacular, but He then spent the next ten to one hundred years painstakingly preparing the universe to appear older then it actually is. Photons were placed individually, en route to earth, ostensibly emitted millions of years ago from stars across the galaxy. In reality, we know that each proton was divinely placed and red-shifted (The universe appears to be expanding, much like cooked pasta, as illustrated by observed light from distant galaxies shifting toward the Marinara Spectrum

I wasn't going to read this but glanced over the yellow bit (obscured, nobody needs to read that again) blinking awkwardly where indicated, and that's where I stopped reading somewhat confused are you saying there's
BLUE

could you please explain this symbol
sauce available in pasta heaven?

That would be rather unusual is it a clothing optional venue.

It just sounds worse and worse every time I think about it.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

I wasn't going to read this but glanced over the yellow bit (obscured, nobody needs to read that again) blinking awkwardly where indicated, and that's where I stopped reading somewhat confused are you saying there's
BLUE sauce available in pasta heaven? That would be rather unusual is it a clothing optional venue.

It just sounds worse and worse every time I think about it.

There is whatever pasta and Sauce one desires, so unless you desire BLUE sauce there will not be any there for you.

could you please explain this symbol

Why that is the Pirate Fish, a most Holy symbol.
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[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

Pirates are unsaved, unwashed scum of the earth. Forget all those sickening queer-oriented Disney movies. Pirates are lower than gypsies.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

Pirates are unsaved, unwashed scum of the earth. Forget all those sickening queer-oriented Disney movies. Pirates are lower than gypsies.

The clip you show is clearly not of His Chosen People, who Our Lord gave to Sea to as the Promised Land, as the number of sea bandits off Somalia has increased Global Warming has not decreased.


Regardless of the lies told about them, the first Pastafarians were peace-loving explorers and spreaders of goodwill, not bloodthirsty criminal Pirates. In fact, they were well known to distribute candy to passing children, thus establishing what is now known as Halloween.

[WWJDnow]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

the first Pastafarians were peace-loving explorers and spreaders of goodwill, not bloodthirsty criminal Pirates. In fact, they were well known to distribute candy to passing children, thus establishing what is now known as Halloween.

So you guys started a demonic holiday. What a shock.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

So you guys started a demonic holiday. What a shock.

No we started a Holiday of sweets for children and it got hijacked and given a different meaning.

In the same way that Yule a pagan midwinter religious festival observed by the Northern European peoples was hijacked by what started out as a jewish cult.