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  • #61
    Re: A Condensed History of the World

    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
    Don't think that Jesus didn't see that, God-Mocker!
    Well it was a bit dry and needed some spice, like a good Pasta sauce, it is nothing without some spice.
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    • #62
      Re: A Condensed History of the World

      Originally posted by MissEmma View Post
      Well, you say that your history books corresponds with what is said in the bible. The bible is a collection of fairy tales, hence, your history books are fairy tales as well.
      Well If you Believe that Then I feel So sorry for you Wake up See the Light Before Its Two late Girl The bible Is the only Truth

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      • #63
        Re: A Condensed History of the World

        Originally posted by Miss April View Post
        Well If you Believe that Then I feel So sorry for you Wake up See the Light Before Its Two late Girl The bible Is the only Truth
        *sigh* I can only hope that you someday see that the bible does not hold the truth. A whole new, interesting and fantastic world will be there for you to discover...


        Oh, and you really should learn the difference between "to", "too" and "two", and start to use them correctly. It's sad to see...

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        • #64
          Re: A Condensed History of the World

          Originally posted by MissEmma View Post
          *sigh* I can only hope that you someday see that the bible does not hold the truth. A whole new, interesting and fantastic world will be there for you to discover...


          Oh, and you really should learn the difference between "to", "too" and "two", and start to use them correctly. It's sad to see...
          I will Naver Need Too See anything Cause I already Know the truth Girl

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          • #65
            Re: A Condensed History of the World

            Originally posted by MissEmma View Post
            *sigh* I can only hope that you someday see that the bible does not hold the truth. A whole new, interesting and fantastic world will be there for you to discover...


            Oh, and you really should learn the difference between "to", "too" and "two", and start to use them correctly. It's sad to see...
            Ps I do know how Two Write Them Correctly God Mocking Fool

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            • #66
              Re: A Condensed History of the World

              Originally posted by Jo Feddie View Post
              Well it was a bit dry and needed some spice, like a good Pasta sauce, it is nothing without some spice.
              Ah yes, the sauce! As you so rightly point out Brother Feddie, it's nothing without spice!

              RAmen!

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              • #67
                Re: A Condensed History of the World

                Originally posted by Ned Oswald Odles IV. View Post
                Ah yes, the sauce! As you so rightly point out Brother Feddie, it's nothing without spice!

                RAmen!
                Another noodle infatuated heathen on his way to eternal damnation. Drop the ChefboyRD, son and pick up the KJB. Repent and HE will forgive.

                God Bless
                Johnny Ray James

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                • #68
                  Re: A Condensed History of the World

                  Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
                  Another noodle infatuated heathen on his way to eternal damnation. Drop the ChefboyRD, son and pick up the KJB. Repent and HE will forgive.

                  God Bless
                  Johnny Ray James
                  I cannot believe your animosity, even though I did you no harm! And neither has anyone of our church! We are a merry bunch and mean no one any harm! We only wish to pass on the happiness of the Noodly One!

                  RAmen!

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                  • #69
                    Re: A Condensed History of the World

                    Originally posted by Ned Oswald Odles IV. View Post
                    I cannot believe your animosity, even though I did you no harm! And neither has anyone of our church! We are a merry bunch and mean no one any harm! We only wish to pass on the happiness of the Noodly One!

                    RAmen!
                    Stay. In. Your. Own. Church.

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                    • #70
                      Re: A Condensed History of the World

                      Originally posted by Ned Oswald Odles IV. View Post
                      I cannot believe your animosity, even though I did you no harm! And neither has anyone of our church! We are a merry bunch and mean no one any harm! We only wish to pass on the happiness of the Noodly One!

                      RAmen!
                      Listen to me Odles! It is a well-known fact that JESUS actually invented noodles but the JOOS refused to give up their "challah". The Romans in the crowd were smarter and took the recipe back to Italy but the tradition of spaghetti sprinkled with EVOO (which He also invented) began with JESUS Himself, not Rachael Ray....although she is a porky, babbling wop and tries to take credit for everything herself.

                      It's all right here:
                      MATT. 14:19-21 And he commanded the multitude to sit down on the grass, and took the five loaves, and the two fishes, and looking up to heaven, he blessed, and brake, and gave the loaves to his disciples, and the disciples to the multitude. And they did all eat, and were filled: and they took up of the fragments that remained twelve baskets full. And they that had eaten were about five thousand men, beside women and children.

                      The Bible is intentionally circumspect about the invention of noodles on this occasion because GOD didn't want the secret of feeding the multitudes to get out to places like Africa and South America, but we know it happened.
                      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
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                      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                      • #71
                        Re: A Condensed History of the World

                        Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                        Listen to me Odles! It is a well-known fact that JESUS actually invented noodles but the JOOS refused to give up their "challah". The Romans in the crowd were smarter and took the recipe back to Italy but the tradition of spaghetti sprinkled with EVOO (which He also invented) began with JESUS Himself, not Rachael Ray....although she is a porky, babbling wop and tries to take credit for everything herself.

                        It's all right here:
                        MATT. 14:19-21 And he commanded the multitude to sit down on the grass, and took the five loaves, and the two fishes, and looking up to heaven, he blessed, and brake, and gave the loaves to his disciples, and the disciples to the multitude. And they did all eat, and were filled: and they took up of the fragments that remained twelve baskets full. And they that had eaten were about five thousand men, beside women and children.

                        The Bible is intentionally circumspect about the invention of noodles on this occasion because GOD didn't want the secret of feeding the multitudes to get out to places like Africa and South America, but we know it happened.
                        Oldest Noodles found pre-date that Hippie by at least 2000 years...



                        October 12, 2005—A 4,000-year-old bowl of noodles unearthed in China is the earliest example ever found of one of the world's most popular foods, scientists reported today. It also suggests an Asian—not Italian—origin for the staple dish.
                        The beautifully preserved, long, thin yellow noodles were found inside an overturned sealed bowl at the Lajia archaeological site in northwestern China. The bowl was buried under ten feet (three meters) of sediment.
                        "This is the earliest empirical evidence of noodles ever found," Houyuan Lu of Beijing's Chinese Academy of Sciences said in an e-mail interview.
                        The scientists determined the noodles were made from two kinds of millet. Modern North American and European noodles are usually made with wheat.
                        Archaeochemist Patrick McGovern at the University of Pennsylvania in Philadelphia said that if the date for the noodles is correct, the find is "quite amazing."
                        Even today, he said, deft skills are required to make long, thin noodles like those found at Lajia.
                        "This shows a fairly high level of food processing and culinary sophistication," he said.
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                        • #72
                          Re: A Condensed History of the World

                          Those are just a bunch of sand worms. Don't come in here spewing out lies. Jesus is hip to that slip.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                          • #73
                            Re: A Condensed History of the World

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Those are just a bunch of sand worms. Don't come in here spewing out lies. Jesus is hip to that slip.
                            Explore National Geographic. A world leader in geography, cartography and exploration.


                            You don't trust the National Geographic either?
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                            • #74
                              Re: A Condensed History of the World

                              Originally posted by Jo Feddie View Post
                              http://news.nationalgeographic.com/n...e_noodles.html

                              You don't trust the National Geographic either?
                              Another arm of the joo-controlled media. Plus they push evilution.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • #75
                                Re: A Condensed History of the World

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                Another arm of the joo-controlled media. Plus they push evilution.
                                They may have been taken in by some of the jokes that the Flying Spaghetti Monster plays on scientists to make them think that evolution took place but I still think they can tell the difference between sand worms and Noodle, something that you seem unable to do. Glad I am high unlikely to be ever invited to eat as your house.
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