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  • maverickxeo
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Jan 2007
    • 261

    #16
    Re: Silliest Superstition?

    Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
    Because you're a tard who can't tell the difference between the One True Faith and a bunch of Satanic mumbo jumbo.
    I personally think your faith is a bunch of Satanic mumbo jumbo, but whatever.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #17
      Re: Silliest Superstition?

      Originally posted by maverickxeo View Post
      I personally think your faith is a bunch of Satanic mumbo jumbo, but whatever.
      So you believe that the worship of Jesus Christ, Saviour of Mankind, is "satanic mumbo jumbo"....

      Do you also believe that up is down and left is right?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
        Scientific Advisor
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 2373

        #18
        Re: Silliest Superstition?

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        So you believe that the worship of Jesus Christ, Saviour of Mankind, is "satanic mumbo jumbo"....

        Do you also believe that up is down and left is right?
        And this is the kind of person that preaches endlessly about how you and I evolved from a rocky soup How can we take them seriously anymore, honestly?
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        • OnYourKnees
          On Extended Furlough
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2006
          • 4729

          #19
          Originally posted by maverickxeo View Post
          Yes, ignore my post because you cannot comment on it.
          Actually, I didn't respond to your post because, like nearly everything you post, it's off-topic and clearly has no purpose other than to draw attention to yourself and cause disruption.

          This is evidenced by your continued insistence that we pay attention to YOU, as soon as the thread moved back on topic.

          As far as I'm concerned, I will only respond to posts of yours that are worth responding to -- that is, relevant and showing a desire to have a dialogue, rather than just showcasing your desperate need for attention. Anything else I will ignore, much as I would a ranting lunatic on a street corner.

          Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View Post
          And this is the kind of person that preaches endlessly about how you and I evolved from a rocky soup How can we take them seriously anymore, honestly?
          It does seem like a pretty silly superstition, Dr.!

          Was that the one you selected?
          Last edited by OnYourKnees; 02-19-2007, 07:12 AM.

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          • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
            Scientific Advisor
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 2373

            #20
            Re: Silliest Superstition?

            I actually chose Cathoholic-ism, but it was indeed a tough choice. Perhaps I am merely too calloused in respect to evolutionism, since I have spent so much time on the subject....

            In response to what you were saying about maverick, I suggest you moderate the "Christian Petition to Destroy Stonehenge" thread -- he has done exactly the same thing there as he does here: claim that I have shown no evidence after I have spent hours tracking it down for him. He ignores it for no reason!
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            • Appelfap.
              Suspected Belgian - treat with caution
              Forum Member
              • Jan 2007
              • 130

              #21
              Re: Silliest Superstition?

              I want to vote them all at once.
              =/=

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #22
                Re: Silliest Superstition?

                Originally posted by Appelfap. View Post
                I want to vote them all at once.
                Now that's a refreshing attitude. I think you show good instincts, son. But if you ever want to become a True Christian™, you have to learn to listen to Jesus and make a decision.

                I chose the mary-worshipers. Kissing rings and bowing down to clay statues of Jesus' mommy is just too ridiculous for words. But they all have merit.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • SUV
                  True Christian™ Princess
                  The Driving Force behind RA12
                  Have at it, anytime!
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 11027

                  #23
                  Re: Silliest Superstition?

                  Silliest Superstition: The athians proclaiming that there is no God. Why, can you just Imagine?

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                  • BornAgain
                    Former Demoncrat, moving towards the Light.
                    Forum Member
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 146

                    #24
                    Re: Silliest Superstition?

                    Carbon Dating for sure. This is the silly religion that Atheists try and use to "prove" the earth is older than 6007 years!

                    Of course, the whole thing about "life on other planets" is a close second.
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                    • Brother Temperance
                      Senior Usher
                      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                      A very nice young man
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15621

                      #25
                      Re: Silliest Superstition?

                      Originally posted by maverickxeo View Post
                      I figure if your religion can hate on people, I can do it too.

                      It's 'silly' because you are extremists, who take everything literally.
                      Taking things literally seems silly to you? You, I and everyone else on the planet take millions of things literally every day - or if someone tells you to have a nice day, do you immediately assume they're speaking in allegory and they're telling you to jab a pen into your eye?
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                      • Rachael Van Helsing
                        HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 5131

                        #26
                        Re: Silliest Superstition?

                        Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                        And somehow I forgot Mormon Magic Underwear on the list. Oops.

                        How could you??? Not the mormon magic underwear!!!

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        That is no superstition witch. Bobby Joe and the boys in security have photographic evidence.

                        Do you even know what the word "superstition" means?
                        Give me some credit, Zeke. I'm not five, and my IQ does happen to be in the 150's, so yes, I know what superstition means. And it is you who has it wrong. Superstitions are 'the little things', religions are NOT superstitions. Yes, religions can be SUPERSTITIOUS, and have SUPERSTITIOUS BELIEFS, but they are not in themselves superstitions. Maverick is right.
                        Just because some may see others beliefs as being superstition, that does not means that you can call religions superstitions. It's an entirely different definition. It isn't the same thing. That's like saying that you can use the word 'car' instead of 'transport'. Yes, cars are a big part of transport, but they are not transport itself.
                        Like I said, the correct term, if you wanted to mention superstition or if you thought they were such, would be 'superstitious beliefs'.
                        Last edited by Rachael Van Helsing; 02-19-2007, 11:30 PM.
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                        • WickedWitch
                          Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                          CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                          • Jan 2007
                          • 1366

                          #27
                          Re: Silliest Superstition?

                          I voted 'other': Christianity.
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                          • Rev. Dr. Davidson
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Jan 2007
                            • 1439

                            #28
                            Re: Silliest Superstition?

                            And the Mormon ritual of getting naked and having some homer rub oil on them.
                            Myth #5. Is it true that Mormons have to get naked during part of their temple ceremonies?
                            Fact: There was one portion of the ceremony, called "Initiatory," where patrons removed their clothing in private and put on a poncho-type of garment called a "shield." This poncho covered their bodies, but there were open slits up the sides so that a temple-worker of the same sex could reach underneath and anoint certain parts of the patron's body with "consecrated oil."
                            "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
                            (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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                            • Enobarbus
                              Professor of English Landover University
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 3496

                              #29
                              Re: Silliest Superstition?

                              It's very difficult to make a choice. Scientology could be included too -- it must rate as being as absurd as catholicism and moronism.
                              Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                              • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                                Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                                One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                                Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                                True Christian™
                                • Dec 2006
                                • 12414

                                #30
                                Re: Silliest Superstition?

                                Originally posted by Undecided View Post
                                I voted 'other': Christianity.
                                Praise your peculiar purple prose, I agree with you! Unlike True Christianity, "Christianity" is indeed a silly superstition! "God loves everyone and even people who ignore large parts of His Word can get into Heaven!" Superstitious claptrap! Only the plain, unvarnished acceptance of His every word can help pull a person out of the sewage of superstition and onto the glorious island of REAL Christianity!
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