[Jo Freddie]

Re: What won't New Agers believe?

I put it to you that this "Pirate Jo" character is nothing more or less than one of satan's sub-demons, here to cast seeds of doubt.

I do not believe in your religion, so therefore I do not believe in your Satan.
I study your fairy tales to better understand you, and having studied them with an open mind it is possible that I have a better understanding of them you do with your closed mind. To understand you Bible you need to understand its history, you are incapable of accepting its history let alone understanding it.

Give up your fairy tales and accept the only Religion based on empirical evidence, accept the Noodles.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What won't New Agers believe?

I do not believe in your religion, so therefore I do not believe in your Satan.

Well Mr. Pirate, hell is chock full of surprised people! Plenty of them. You see, satan wants you to believe that there is no such place as hell. But we True Christians(tm) follow the Bible, so we know that hell is as real as Heaven.

Better take a look at THIS, and then repent.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: What won't New Agers believe?

Please do! I've shown you the Bible to be consistent with your challenges. Keep it coming, friend!

-Rev Jim. Osborne

What came first, the animals or man?

Genesis 1
25: And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
26: And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
27: So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

Genesis 2
18: And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.
19: And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name thereof.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: What won't New Agers believe?

Well Mr. Pirate, hell is chock full of surprised people! Plenty of them. You see, satan wants you to believe that there is no such place as hell. But we True Christians™ follow the Bible, so we know that hell is as real as Heaven.

Better take a look at THIS, and then repent.

And how surprised are you going to be when you get served up stale beer in Heaven... and I hope the Poxy strippers do not make you itch too much.

[Professor Tyeisha X]

Re: What won't New Agers believe?

Jo Feddie, I sympathisize with you over your qualms about Christianity, however I question your judgement how at the same time you can hold faith in a .... Flying Spaghetti Monster?

Completely absurd. If you were a rational man you would embrace Atheism. Leading scientists have already PROVED there is no God. We have come to the End of Science. No more progress to made. We solved it all.

Admit it. There is no God.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: What won't New Agers believe?

Jo Feddie, I sympathisize with you over your qualms about Christianity, however I question your judgement how at the same time you can hold faith in a .... Flying Spaghetti Monster?

Completely absurd. If you were a rational man you would embrace Atheism. Leading scientists have already PROVED there is no God. We have come to the End of Science. No more progress to made. We solved it all.

Admit it. There is no God.

The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is based on empirical evidence, just read A Condensed History of the World http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=23555
There is a God, just not the one these fools believe in. There is also archeological evidence that peoples around the world knew of his existence long before the different cultures had any contact with each other.
Cave art in South America & Australia
Greek pottery
4000 year old Chinese Noodles
These representations of the FSM produced by unconnected cultures are just some of the examples of the evidence of the existence of the FSM.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What won't New Agers believe?

What came first, the animals or man?

Genesis 1
25: And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
26: And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
27: So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

Genesis 2
18: And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.
19: And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name thereof.

How is this inconsistent?

God populated the whole world except for Eden, with animals and birds and plants and people.

Then, He created Adam (the first Jew) in Eden, and populated Eden with animals, asking Adam to name them.

Why is this so difficult to comprehend?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: What won't New Agers believe?

How is this inconsistent?

God populated the whole world except for Eden, with animals and birds and plants and people.

Then, He created Adam (the first Jew) in Eden, and populated Eden with animals, asking Adam to name them.

Why is this so difficult to comprehend?

That is not what it says, do you not say that the bible is not open for interpretation? is that not the whole basis of LBC.

Genesis 1 clearly states

25: And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

Then

26: And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
27: So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

But

Genesis 2

"15": And the LORD God took the man, and put him into the garden of Eden to dress it and to keep it.

"16": And the LORD God commanded the man, saying, Of every tree of the garden thou mayest freely eat:

"17": But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.

"18": And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.

"19": And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name thereof.

So whoever wrote the first book did not pass on the story line to who ever wrote the second book of Genesis.

In the first book we are told God made all the critters THEN made man, in the second book we are told that god planted a garden, plonked man into it then made all the critters.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What won't New Agers believe?

That is not what it says, do you not say that the bible is not open for interpretation? is that not the whole basis of LBC.

Genesis 1 clearly states

25: And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

Then

26: And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
27: So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

But

Genesis 2

"15": And the LORD God took the man, and put him into the garden of Eden to dress it and to keep it.

"16": And the LORD God commanded the man, saying, Of every tree of the garden thou mayest freely eat:

"17": But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.

"18": And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.

"19": And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name thereof.

So whoever wrote the first book did not pass on the story line to who ever wrote the second book of Genesis.

In the first book we are told God made all the critters THEN made man, in the second book we are told that god planted a garden, plonked man into it then made all the critters.

Wrong.

The parts of Genesis 2 that you omitted describe the creation of Eden, a special place (not the entire world) and of Adam, which is separate from the earlier creation of people. The creation of Adam is not the creation of Man, but of A man.

It is also crystal clear that God created the animals outside Eden first, and then created the same animals to populate Eden and have Adam name them. I imagine it was more efficient than collecting representative animals from all over the planet for a naming party.

You'll have to do better than that to shake anyone's faith around here, Mr. Butt Pirate.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: What won't New Agers believe?

Wrong.

The parts of Genesis 2 that you omitted describe the creation of Eden, a special place (not the entire world) and of Adam, which is separate from the earlier creation of people. The creation of Adam is not the creation of Man, but of A man.

It is also crystal clear that God created the animals outside Eden first, and then created the same animals to populate Eden and have Adam name them. I imagine it was more efficient than collecting representative animals from all over the planet for a naming party.

You'll have to do better than that to shake anyone's faith around here, Mr. Butt Pirate.

I still feel you are putting words into the KJV1611 Bible that are not there. Never mind lets move on...

How many Sons did Abraham have?

Galatians, chapter 4

"22": For it is written, that Abraham had two sons, the one by a bondmaid, the other by a freewoman.
Hebrews, chapter 11


"17": By faith Abraham, when he was tried, offered up Isaac: and he that had received the promises offered up his only begotten son,