Mudslime Encourages Lezbeanism

[Pastor Ezekiel]

In a move certain to outrage Jesus, the government of iranistan has announced plans to create an island paradise designed to recruit and spread the unBiblical practice of girl-on-girl sodomy. THIS story will turn your stomach.

Men-free tourism island planned

TEHRAN (Reuters) - Iran plans a female-only island to boost tourism in a northwest province, the Tehran-e Emrouz newspaper on Wednesday quoted a local official as saying.

It will be on the Urumiyeh lake in Western Azerbaijan province, a municipality official identified only as Aghai said.

Under Iran's strict Islamic law, mixing with men in public is forbidden. Strict sex segregation actually protects women rather than restricting their rights, officials argue.

"There will be no men on the Arezou (Wish) island. Public transport, restaurants and other facilities will be staffed only by women," Aghai said.

Parts of Iranian beaches are reserved for women, where they can remove their headscarves and wear swimming costumes. Women have forced their way into the national sports stadium, defying strict sex segregation. There are several parks for women only.

In public women have to cover their body in long loose coats and their hair with headscarves. The chador, literally meaning 'tent', an all-enveloping, usually black cloth is obligatory in some government offices.

I only hope that videos of the nightlife that goes on on this island of rug munchers is produced. We pastors need to study the hobby of lezbeanism closely and for several minutes at a time.

[eliot mayfield]

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I once had to read the koran in a libral college. There are quatrains forbidding only male homosexual activities and they specifically say only male. so, it must be ok for girls! Plus they have to pluck out their underarm hair and shave "down there" so the men can have pedophilical fantasies. Islam is a very perverted and sick religion.

[shert]

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Pastor Ezekiel:
These are false accusations. I could quote many Islamic figures condemning the action of lesbianism. However, its against the rules here to post them, with your permission I would like to quote them to prove you wrong.
When I read the article, what I understood is that Iran has designed special places for women to go there without worrying about mixing with other men. Thats all about it. I don't know how you concluded that Islam encourages lesbianism from the article.
Hypothetically, Iran designed that place for women to engage in lesbianism, you cannot conclude that Islam encourages the act. The religion is taken from its sources, e.g. their holy books and prophets, not the actions from its followers.

[Brother Temperance]

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Pastor Ezekiel:
These are false accusations. I could quote many Islamic figures condemning the action of lesbianism. However, its against the rules here to post them, with your permission I would like to quote them to prove you wrong.
When I read the article, what I understood is that Iran has designed special places for women to go there without worrying about mixing with other men. Thats all about it. I don't know how you concluded that Islam encourages lesbianism from the article.
Hypothetically, Iran designed that place for women to engage in lesbianism, you cannot conclude that Islam encourages the act. The religion is taken from its sources, e.g. their holy books and prophets, not the actions from its followers.

Nobody told these Hellbound Mahommedan sodomites. Or this lunatic either.

[OnYourKnees]

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Pastor Ezekiel:
These are false accusations. I could quote many Islamic figures condemning the action of lesbianism. However, its against the rules here to post them, with your permission I would like to quote them to prove you wrong.

We could quote many False Christians who believe Homerism is a neat thing, too, and that witches should be our bestest friends. That doesn't make it Scripturally Correct. People corrupt Scripture all the time.

Please find quotes in the Koran which state that Lesbianism is not allowed.

Who told you that it's against the rules here to do research and quote someone to prove a point in intelligent discussion? That, in fact, is encouraged!

[Abdul-Khaaliq]

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Please find quotes in the Koran which state that Lesbianism is not allowed.

Brother Knees, Peace be upon you.
It seems you have very intimate knowledge of The Holy Quran.
Indeed, there are no references indicating Woman on Woman action is forbidden.

I am familiar with Urumiyeh lake and I have contacted my Cousin in Azerbaijan to see if he can obtain the necessary Video Tapes your Pastors require for their studies.

There will of course be the usual charge for expenses.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Zeke, they're merely talking about areas for women where they don't have to worry about acting differently around males.
It doesn't once mention sex between girls. If that happens, it happens, but no one is forcing the women to do it or even thinking of it. You have a twisted mind!

[Bobby-Joe]

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Zeke, they're merely talking about areas for women where they don't have to worry about acting differently around males.
It doesn't once mention sex between girls. If that happens, it happens, but no one is forcing the women to do it or even thinking of it. You have a twisted mind!

Rachael,

Thanks to our Soul Salvaged Ex-Muslim Abdul we have several DVDs worth of Thespian material. Do you think Abdul just made it up? Hired some prostitutes to pander to our fantasies? Something else equally absurd Rachael? Frankly Thespianism is what is to be expected when you isolate women from men. What with your constant neediness and demands for affection from your husbands depravity is only a short step away for a woman.

[Abdul-Khaaliq]

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Zeke, they're merely talking about areas for women where they don't have to worry about acting differently around males.
It doesn't once mention sex between girls. If that happens, it happens, but no one is forcing the women to do it or even thinking of it. You have a twisted mind!

You seem to know awful lots about Girl action Missy Rachael.
If you would like to appear in Movies, I am always ready to have Casting Couch available for sexy Ladies.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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You seem to know awful lots about Girl action Missy Rachael.
If you would like to appear in Movies, I am always ready to have Casting Couch available for sexy Ladies.

Boy, we do not tolerate terrorist porn productions here on God's favorite forum. My banning finger is getting itchy.....

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Rachael,

Thanks to our Soul Salvaged Ex-Muslim Abdul we have several DVDs worth of Thespian material. Do you think Abdul just made it up? Hired some prostitutes to pander to our fantasies? Do you want the honest answer to that or the polite one? Something else equally absurd Rachael? Frankly Thespianism is what is to be expected when you isolate women from men. What with your constant neediness and demands for affection from your husbands depravity is only a short step away for a woman.

Nonsense. Men like sex just as much as women do.
And lesbianism doesn't 'just happen', it only happens if a person is thusly inclined. Did you see anywhere in that article forbidding those women any contact with men ever?
Nope, you didn't!

You seem to know awful lots about Girl action Missy Rachael.
If you would like to appear in Movies, I am always ready to have Casting Couch available for sexy Ladies.

Ummmm, thanks for the offer but no thanks. I'm sure some of the ladies here wouldn't mind getting some.....er....stardom, however.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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And lesbianism doesn't 'just happen'

I think I'm better qualified on this subject than you, having spent several years cloistered in a convent where the only contact with a man who wasn't Jesus was with a priest and the occasional bishop. The abomination "just happened" all the time, and most of the women who joined our order were perfectly normal on the outside!
When I first crossed the threshold into that perverted den of idolatry, I was perfectly heterosexual, not once dreaming of the soft touch of a woman's touch or the gentle feeling of her moist lips kissing my naked body. The shame of the sins I committed under God's ever watchful eyes is a burden I will carry to my grave.
Praise Jesus I was able to get out of that wretched lifestyle in time and through His grace, I am once again perfectly heterosexual! GLORY!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I think I'm better qualified on this subject than you, having spent several years cloistered in a convent where the only contact with a man who wasn't Jesus was with a priest and the occasional bishop. The abomination "just happened" all the time, and most of the women who joined our order were perfectly normal on the outside!
When I first crossed the threshold into that perverted den of idolatry, I was perfectly heterosexual, not once dreaming of the soft touch of a woman's touch or the gentle feeling of her moist lips kissing my naked body. The shame of the sins I committed under God's ever watchful eyes is a burden I will carry to my grave.
Praise Jesus I was able to get out of that wretched lifestyle in time and through His grace, I am once again perfectly heterosexual! GLORY!

Praise Jesus, sister Mary! We are all overjoyed at your being healed of that filthy hobby.

However, I know that I speak for all of the Brothers here when I say that we would really, really like to hear more details about some of the specific girl-on-girl abominations that you suffered through. Anytime. Honestly. We NEED to know more.