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Folks, I warn you, this website is by far the most disturbing example of the horrible cult for homosexuals that we call "Wicca". This Kevin Carlyon has taken his love of "earth magic", living in his mother's basement and cheeseburgers to a level I never thought I would see outside of watching 20 episodes of "Charmed" back to back while high on Oxycotin.
Not pictured in the above photograph: twinky on the end of a fishing pole being held just above his head, out of reach.
No comment that I can make would be funnier than the above quote.
"I used a spell of love to lure this fine maiden into my home, where I showed her the fruit of my loom (and my bitchen' Superman bed sheets)."
"What are you doing in my house?"
Worst attempt to get into Hogwarts EVER.
Unless Kevin has at one time in his life been a women, this picture is clearly a stolen image from the 1970's film "The Wicker Man".
The thought of this guy being in the same room as two lovers seems more like an effective method to abstinence than fertility.
"...or else you shall recieve the full wrath of my curse of death rank 6 (deals 500-700 damage and reduces melee damage caused by the victim by 30 for 1 minute)."
EDIT: I didn't realize that in the Wicker Man photograph he actually added a picture of himself in the background (very poorly I might add). What a mega-tool.
Not pictured in the above photograph: twinky on the end of a fishing pole being held just above his head, out of reach.
The success rate of my ‘spells’ has been documented worldwide, not my claim that they work but the claim of others who have documented my achievements in many publications and t.v. programmes worldwide. I am famous but not rich and the latter is not my goal. Rather it is to help people who have specific problems and have tried every other method to solve them. So what do I believe? I believe in a universal ‘Force’, similar to the Star Wars idea. It is a form of electroparanormal power, latent until given direction by the user, ie positive and negative. Just like electricity you can cook with it or kill with it!
No comment that I can make would be funnier than the above quote.
"I used a spell of love to lure this fine maiden into my home, where I showed her the fruit of my loom (and my bitchen' Superman bed sheets)."
"What are you doing in my house?"
Worst attempt to get into Hogwarts EVER.
Unless Kevin has at one time in his life been a women, this picture is clearly a stolen image from the 1970's film "The Wicker Man".
MY FERTILITY SPELLS ARE GOING GREAT AT THE CERNE ABBAS GIANT IN DORSET. WHY NOT POP ALONG THERE FOR SOME NICE NOOKIE - ITS THE 'IN PLACE'.
The thought of this guy being in the same room as two lovers seems more like an effective method to abstinence than fertility.
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"...or else you shall recieve the full wrath of my curse of death rank 6 (deals 500-700 damage and reduces melee damage caused by the victim by 30 for 1 minute)."
EDIT: I didn't realize that in the Wicker Man photograph he actually added a picture of himself in the background (very poorly I might add). What a mega-tool.
I don't know what that dude is smoking, but it's obviously hardcore. 
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