Who'd Win in a Fight Jesus or Muhammad?

[TC Patriot]

As a True Christians we know the answer. Jesus would win in a first round knock out but what do you think non Christians and false Christians would say?

Let's say that Jesus fought him and as a man and not God here is what I see as the tale of the tape.

Jesus' Strengths

Better conditioning. He was a carpenter and carpenters are really strong. He walked a lot in the sand so he would have superior cardio vascular endurance. Jesus ate a better diet if fish and complex carbs. Jesus would have more muscle. Jesus would have the quickness advantage and speed in power. More manly.

Jesus' Weaknesses

May turn the other cheek. Jesus would fight fair.

Mohammad's Strengths

He would cheat. His offensive odor might distract Jesus. Mohammad had many more fights. Ruthless

Mohammad's Weaknesses

Physically weaker than Jesus, Slower, cowardly, lacks stamina stupid.

The fight would not go the distance. Jesus could easily end it in the first round but if Mohammed ran it may go longer. By the third round Mohammed would be gassed. Jesus could probably take him out with a few combinations but he may opt to unleash a savage body attack. Jesus would fight much like Rocky Marciano or John L Sullivan. He would not dance like some sissy boy like Muhammed Ali. There would be no fancy stuff just sheer power and brute force.

Jesus would win by TKO because Mo's corner woulf throw in the towel.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Who'd Win in a Fight Jesus or Muhammad?

If this fight were to take place, I would imagine Muhammed strapping a dyanamite belt under his shorts and as soon as the referee rings the bell -- KABOOM!

Everyone in the ring would be dead, but at least Jesus would rise three days later.

[TC Patriot]

Re: Who'd Win in a Fight Jesus or Muhammad?

If this fight were to take place, I would imagine Muhammed strapping a dyanamite belt under his shorts and as soon as the referee rings the bell -- KABOOM!

Everyone in the ring would be dead, but at least Jesus would rise three days later.

If they held the fight in modern times Mo might do something like that perhaps but Mohammed being a coward would not take his own life. These Muslimes today get even dumber Muslims to do their bidding for them. If someone else were to get in the ring and attack our Lord Mo would be disqualified.

In a no holds barred street fight Jesus would throttle him.


Jesus taking out Darwin!

[JRFinn]

Re: Who'd Win in a Fight Jesus or Muhammad?

Are you kidding? Muhammad split the moon in half, then put it back together. Did Jesus ever do anything so awesome?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Who'd Win in a Fight Jesus or Muhammad?

Are you kidding? Muhammad split the moon in half, then put it back together. Did Jesus ever do anything so awesome?

Jesus gave us a way to eternal life. That's much more grand than simply splitting the moon in half. How is that practical? It's not.

[InGodWeTrust]

Re: Who'd Win in a Fight Jesus or Muhammad?

Muhammad wouldn't fight, he'd be too busy having sexual intercourse with a 6 year-old.

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: Who'd Win in a Fight Jesus or Muhammad?

As a True Christians we know the answer. Jesus would win in a first round knock out but what do you think non Christians and false Christians would say?

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Mercy, Muhammad Ali ain't fightin no more. Y'all knows that! He kind of retarded now so of course he would lose...even iffen he fought the dead corpse of Michael Jackson, he'd lose!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Who'd Win in a Fight Jesus or Muhammad?

Muhammad is dead. Jesus lives.

How much effort would it take for Jesus to beat up a corpse?

[Nobar King]

Re: Who'd Win in a Fight Jesus or Muhammad?

Jesus taking out Darwin!

That Jesus has ginger hair!!

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Who'd Win in a Fight Jesus or Muhammad?

I find those whole thread to be extremely blasphemous! Of course Jesus would win. HE'S GOD!

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Who'd Win in a Fight Jesus or Muhammad?

Jesus. Hands down. It's no contest at all. Jesus would wipe the floor with him.

But here's a more interesting question-- what if Muhammad was twice the size and Jesus had both hands tied behind his back? Or... what if Muhammad was on steroids and PCP? Here's a deep one: What if it was Jesus versus Muhammad, Darwin and Hitler? Or what if Jesus created an army of zombie Ronald Reagans to systematically exterminate every Muslim on earth?

Interesting questions.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Who'd Win in a Fight Jesus or Muhammad?

Pastor Pistle versus Mohammad... if Mohammad was riding on Ganesha? And also he had a Satanic bodyguard made up of those chinky monks who kick things a lot?

[TC Patriot]

Re: Who'd Win in a Fight Jesus or Muhammad?

I find those whole thread to be extremely blasphemous! Of course Jesus would win. HE'S GOD!

This is a hypothetical but I started the thread to show the power of Christ. Jesus could not lose even in his manly form. Even if he fought that animal Mike Tyson one look from our Lord of lord and that savage beast Tyson would be like a lamb in the ring with our Lord and savior.

When He rolls up His sleeves
He ain't just puttin' on the ritz
(our God is an awesome God)
There is thunder in His footsteps
And lightning in His fist
(our God is an awesome God)
Well, the Lord wasn't joking
When He kicked 'em out of Eden
It wasn't for no reason that He shed his blood
His return is very close and so you better be believing
that our God is an awesome God

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Who'd Win in a Fight Jesus or Muhammad?

Pastor Pistle versus Mohammad... if Mohammad was riding on Ganesha? And also he had a Satanic bodyguard made up of those chinky monks who kick things a lot?

Pastor Pistle, hands down. Not only is does he have Jesus on his side, but he has vastly superior firepower.

We'd all dine on elephant steaks that night!


How about the fat chink Budda vs. The leader of the Hairy Krishnas (whoever he is)?

[TC Patriot]

Re: Who'd Win in a Fight Jesus or Muhammad?

Jesus. Hands down. It's no contest at all. Jesus would wipe the floor with him.

But here's a more interesting question-- what if Muhammad was twice the size and Jesus had both hands tied behind his back? Or... what if Muhammad was on steroids and PCP? Here's a deep one: What if it was Jesus versus Muhammad, Darwin and Hitler? Or what if Jesus created an army of zombie Ronald Reagans to systematically exterminate every Muslim on earth?

Interesting questions.

A giant sized Mo would be slow and clumsy. On steroids, Mo would have big muscles and a tiny heart and he'd not make it through one round. He would probably end up killing himself on PCP.

Jesus would wreck Darwin and Mo. Hitler Would probably kill Mo. Jesus was White and Mo was a dune coon.

Reagan's body or likeness could never be turned into a zombie. Reagan is in heaven riding horses with his best friends Jesus and Randolf Scott.

Let's say some mad scientists were to clone Chuck Norris. You wouldn't need an army of Chuck Norrisses. Five or six of them could wipe out all the Mudslimes.

An army of Mos could beat Jesus in his human form but in his God/Man form on blink of an eye and poof no more Mos. It would be a blood bath.