[Mary O'Bryan Thorne]

Re: You are all FALSE, Mine is the TRUTH

Obviously this person has be touched in the head from satan's fork - who in their right mind worships a plate of pasta?

[Miss April]

Re: You are all FALSE, Mine is the TRUTH

The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the only true religion.

Once you have been touched by HIS noodly appendage and become a true pastafarian you will see the light.

CONVERT and be saved....

...in our heaven there is beer volcano, and strippers!!!!

Ramen.

May the sauce be upon you!!

We already know the Truth your False lies will not Work us True Christians so where is the proof That this stuipd Flying Spaghetti monster Exist? There is proof God exist The Bible which you should Read and repent Jesus wants to save you from Hell and your genuine heaven sounds offfull whould't you much rather be with Jesus forever?

[Miss April]

Re: You are all FALSE, Mine is the TRUTH

High? Not yet...

It's not ridiculous, there is as much evidence to prove His noodly goodness exists as yours.

We have cooler commandments too.

Behold, the 8 I really rather you didn't's:

1. I'd really rather you didn't act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou ass when describing my noodly goodness. If some people don't believe in me, that's okay. Really, I'm not that vain. Besides, this isn't about them so don't change the subject.
2. I'd really rather you didn't use my existence as a means to oppress, subjugate, punish, eviscerate, and/or, you know, be mean to others. I don't require sacrifices, and purity is for drinking water, not people.
3. I'd really rather you didn't judge people for the way they look, or how they dress, or the way they talk, or, well, just play nice, okay? Oh, and get this into your thick heads: woman = person. man = person. Samey = Samey. One is not better than the other, unless we're talking about fashion and I'm sorry, but I gave that to women and some guys who know the difference between teal and fuchsia.
4. I'd really rather you didn't indulge in conduct that offends yourself, or your willing, consenting partner of legal age AND mental maturity. As for anyone who might object, I think the expression is "go piffle yourself," unless they find that offensive in which case they can turn off the TV for once and go for a walk for a change.
5. I'd really rather you didn't challenge the bigoted, misogynistic, hateful ideas of others on an empty stomach. Eat, then go after the bitches.
6. I'd really rather you didn't build multi million-dollar synagogues / churches / temples / mosques / shrines to my noodly goodness when the money could be better spent (take your pick):
1. Ending poverty
2. Curing diseases
3. Living in peace, loving with passion, and lowering the cost of cable
I might be a complex-carbohydrate omniscient being, but I enjoy the simple things in life. I ought to know. I AM the creator.
7. I'd really rather you didn't go around telling people I talk to you. You're not that interesting. Get over yourself. And I told you to love your fellow man, can't you take a hint?
8. I'd really rather you didn't do unto others as you would have them do unto you if you are into, um, stuff that uses a lot of leather/lubricant/vaseline. If the other person is into it, however (pursuant to #4), then have at it, take pictures, and for the love of Mike, wear a CONDOM! Honestly, it's a piece of rubber. If I didn't want it to feel good when you did it I would have added spikes, or something.

Ramen

You talk way to much I'm falling sleep just trying to read all that stuipd trash Stop Lying you are high right now you can't even type right so What is the real proof that your fake noodly God Exist? I can't wait to hear this

[JRFinn]

Re: You are all FALSE, Mine is the TRUTH

I dont need to Use punctuation or capitalize Correctly because Jesus Loves Me and your all Burning in Hell

[Miss April]

Re: You are all FALSE, Mine is the TRUTH

I'll take the welcome anyway!!

Cheers.

I used to belong to this forum like a year ago - sent me a happy birthday greeting but couldn't remember my password. Thought I'd check back in....still as fun as ever.

....and still glad I can stack up a infraction with every post.

You don't deserve a Welcame God Mocker What was your other username Devil Child? Who whould say a happy Birthday to you must of been a Whore but you love Whoes right? Now why don't you just repent Jesus Wants to be your Friend

[Miss April]

Re: You are all FALSE, Mine is the TRUTH

I dont need to Use punctuation or capitalize Correctly because Jesus Loves Me and your all Burning in Hell

Are you high Friend? This is Gods Favorite forum you must use proper punctuation and capitalize Jesus is watching you Fool We are not the ones that are going to be burning in Hell you are for not repenting Jesus only loves you when you belive in him which you don't so He hates you God Mocker

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: You are all FALSE, Mine is the TRUTH

We don't need anymore pasta worshippers here. We have one, a pirate named Jo Feddie and he's more than enough for here. I can't believe people are so stupid to believe in something so ridiculous.

[Mary O'Bryan Thorne]

Re: You are all FALSE, Mine is the TRUTH

Begone with you, you noodle crazed heathen:

[angels]

Re: You are all FALSE, Mine is the TRUTH

Another spaghetti worshiper.

You are a strange bunch . Obviously the mind bending drugs have haddled the single brain cell you possess.

[fuserxrx]

Re: You are all FALSE, Mine is the TRUTH

You don't deserve a Welcame God Mocker What was your other username Devil Child? Who whould say a happy Birthday to you must of been a Whore but you love Whoes right? Now why don't you just repent Jesus Wants to be your Friend

*Screech, slam*

Maim, I'm with the grammer police, please put your hands above your head and step away from the keyboard please.

I was Alastor in my previous digital life here. But back then I was more on the dark side. Now that I have been touched by HIS noodly appendage I joined my pastafarian brothers and sisters and await my turn at the beer volcano!!!

Sprinkle the Cheeses of Nazerath!!!! I have attached proof of HIS existance.

[Marshall]

Re: You are all FALSE, Mine is the TRUTH

You are a ludicrous idiot.

[Myron Pollard]

Re: You are all FALSE, Mine is the TRUTH

You are a ludicrous idiot.

And a Hell bound one at that...

[Mary O'Bryan Thorne]

Re: You are all FALSE, Mine is the TRUTH

And a Hell bound one at that...

...paving the way one stone at a time.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: You are all FALSE, Mine is the TRUTH

The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the only true religion.

Once you have been touched by HIS noodly appendage and become a true pastafarian you will see the light.

CONVERT and be saved....

...in our heaven there is beer volcano, and strippers!!!!

Ramen.

May the sauce be upon you!!

Nice to see someone who KNOWS the TRUTH, unlike the poor deluded fools here, deep down I am sure many of them a good people.

I feel their Pain, I feel their Shame, but it is not their fault, they have fallen victim to the four hundred years of KJV1611 propaganda and fairy tales.

Oh my, another clueless FSM worshiper.

Listen clown, Christians have no time for people who believe in books written by someone who talked to an invisible man. Ok?

What not at like your book then?

We have been doing battle with the leader of your cult of piracy, sodomy and rum for some time here on God's favorite forum. He has lost every skirmish miserably, but like a drunken sailor, doesn't know when to stay down.

I think your score card has a few errors on it Pasta Ezekiel.

We don't need anymore pasta worshippers here. We have one, a pirate named Jo Feddie and he's more than enough for here. I can't believe people are so stupid to believe in something so ridiculous.

I can't believe people are so stupid to believe in something so ridiculous either, but you still do, even when the truth has been explained to you.

[fuserxrx]

Re: You are all FALSE, Mine is the TRUTH

Ramen Brother!!