[Bobby-Joe]

Re: You are all FALSE, Mine is the TRUTH

What not at like your book then?

Show us were The Bible was written by one man and his invisible friend like your so called holy book.

[Marshall]

Re: You are all FALSE, Mine is the TRUTH

Why are they posting like that? Are they Italian?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: You are all FALSE, Mine is the TRUTH

Show us were The Bible was written by one man and his invisible friend like your so called holy book.

OK your book is about an imaginary friend

[Marshall]

Re: You are all FALSE, Mine is the TRUTH

What book? The Bible is a historically accurate textbook on how to live your life and was divinely inspired by God.

I have attempted to tolerate your idiocy with the Grace that Jesus gives me but you are a pair of teenaged drugheads and are testing my nerves.
If you would like to discuss why Jesus wants you to be normal, by all means ask.

[fuserxrx]

Re: You are all FALSE, Mine is the TRUTH

What book? The Bible is a historically accurate textbook on how to live your life and was divinely inspired by God.

I have attempted to tolerate your idiocy with the Grace that Jesus gives me but you are a pair of teenaged drugheads and are testing my nerves.
If you would like to discuss why Jesus wants you to be normal, by all means ask.

Normal? By eating his flesh and drinking his blood....I'm not a zombie.

The Bible was written by man, wine inspired maybe, certainly not divinely.

Would you care for a saucy meatball? mmmmmmm meatball...whoops drooled a bit there on my keyboard.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: You are all FALSE, Mine is the TRUTH

Normal? By eating his flesh and drinking his blood....I'm not a zombie.

And neither are we; you mistakenly mistaking us for catlix, which is about as bad as you can get. The worshippers of the anti-Christ, the vicar of Rome, and his minions of Babylon are leading the world to Hell in a handcart by deception.

I was tempted to give you some badly needed (for you) rep points for deriding the Mother of Whoredoms, but the rest of your post is childish and vacuous, so I won't.

[Marshall]

Re: You are all FALSE, Mine is the TRUTH

Balls of meat make you drool.
I think you should be arrested for lewd posting.

[jap vampire]

Re: You are all FALSE, Mine is the TRUTH

High? Not yet...

It's not ridiculous, there is as much evidence to prove His noodly goodness exists as yours.

We have cooler commandments too.

Behold, the 8 I really rather you didn't's:

1. I'd really rather you didn't act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou ass when describing my noodly goodness. If some people don't believe in me, that's okay. Really, I'm not that vain. Besides, this isn't about them so don't change the subject.
2. I'd really rather you didn't use my existence as a means to oppress, subjugate, punish, eviscerate, and/or, you know, be mean to others. I don't require sacrifices, and purity is for drinking water, not people.
3. I'd really rather you didn't judge people for the way they look, or how they dress, or the way they talk, or, well, just play nice, okay? Oh, and get this into your thick heads: woman = person. man = person. Samey = Samey. One is not better than the other, unless we're talking about fashion and I'm sorry, but I gave that to women and some guys who know the difference between teal and fuchsia.
4. I'd really rather you didn't indulge in conduct that offends yourself, or your willing, consenting partner of legal age AND mental maturity. As for anyone who might object, I think the expression is "go piffle yourself," unless they find that offensive in which case they can turn off the TV for once and go for a walk for a change.
5. I'd really rather you didn't challenge the bigoted, misogynistic, hateful ideas of others on an empty stomach. Eat, then go after the bitches.
6. I'd really rather you didn't build multi million-dollar synagogues / churches / temples / mosques / shrines to my noodly goodness when the money could be better spent (take your pick):
1. Ending poverty
2. Curing diseases
3. Living in peace, loving with passion, and lowering the cost of cable
I might be a complex-carbohydrate omniscient being, but I enjoy the simple things in life. I ought to know. I AM the creator.
7. I'd really rather you didn't go around telling people I talk to you. You're not that interesting. Get over yourself. And I told you to love your fellow man, can't you take a hint?
8. I'd really rather you didn't do unto others as you would have them do unto you if you are into, um, stuff that uses a lot of leather/lubricant/vaseline. If the other person is into it, however (pursuant to #4), then have at it, take pictures, and for the love of Mike, wear a CONDOM! Honestly, it's a piece of rubber. If I didn't want it to feel good when you did it I would have added spikes, or something.

Ramen

Thou shall not doubt the the Noodle god or thall shalt get struck by Tomato lightning from the divine heavens.

[jap vampire]

Re: You are all FALSE, Mine is the TRUTH

What book? The Bible is a historically accurate textbook on how to live your life and was divinely inspired by God.

I have attempted to tolerate your idiocy with the Grace that Jesus gives me but you are a pair of teenaged drugheads and are testing my nerves.
If you would like to discuss why Jesus wants you to be normal, by all means ask.

Excuse me sir but are you trying to support the ignorant and close minded christian stereotype? There is no physical evidence of the bible. It is a faith based religion which started out as a cult before the Romans said otherwise.
Did I just drop some knowledge on your ass?

[InGodWeTrust]

Re: You are all FALSE, Mine is the TRUTH

Come back once you've read The Bible, monkey worshiper.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: You are all FALSE, Mine is the TRUTH

Excuse me sir but are you trying to support the ignorant and close minded christian stereotype? There is no physical evidence of the bible. It is a faith based religion which started out as a cult before the Romans said otherwise.
Did I just drop some knowledge on your ass?

I'm holding a KJV Bible in my hands right now. That's all the "physical evidence" anyone should need, praise Jesus!

I'm wondering what makes you imagine that we would be interested in what an unsaved jap vampire wannabee has to say?

[angels]

Re: You are all FALSE, Mine is the TRUTH

Thou shall not doubt the the Noodle god or thall shalt get struck by Tomato lightning from the divine heavens.

I really can't stand God mockers. You are a mocker who obviously is mentally challenged. I'll pray for your sanity dear.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: You are all FALSE, Mine is the TRUTH

I'm holding a KJV Bible in my hands right now. That's all the "physical evidence" anyone should need, praise Jesus!

I'm wondering what makes you imagine that we would be interested in what an unsaved jap vampire wannabee has to say?

King James Bible
By faith the walls of Jericho fell down, after they were compassed about seven days.

Archeological evidence does not support the existence of city walls at Jericho

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: You are all FALSE, Mine is the TRUTH

Well, there you have it !!

The walls fell down and now they can't be found !! They can't be found because they fell down !!!!!

Another confirmation (not that we needed it) of another Bible passage.

Praise God !!